"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

Sakura's a psychic, Naruto's a swordsman, and Sasuke is a wizard. Kakashi, meanwhile, is the unfortunate jounin assigned to train them. Get ready to see familiar personalities from these three. Can Konoha survive this trio? Can the world? Please read and review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief

Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.

A mixed bag of story ideas and other strange things that come to mind. My usual pairings and pairings I've never gotten the chance to use. Hope you all enjoy. Please Read and Review. truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief

Eccentric attention-seeking persona. Dead-last demeanor. Fear masked by fearlessness. Hopelessness masked by hope. Tears lost in an illusion of smiles. His mask was finally complete... too complete. Nothing could be more perfect in his carefully woven web of lies, but perfection can't last forever. Rifts were forming, in both his mask, and in the bonds it was made to hide...

After the War, Sasuke escapes incarceration by the Leaf only to become prisoner to another vicious faction who seek to acquire his clan's bloodline limit through the most unorthodox methods. Finally free, he must find his own safe haven in a world that hates him. What happens when he returns to Konoha? How can an avenger concede to parenthood? SNS, SasuNaruS, Mpreg, angst, whump.

The war takes a turn for the worst when Naruto is forced to protect a group of rebels fighting against Konoha. Suspicious and strict, everything is more convenient when the leader happens to be an alternate version your father. What could have been had Minato not become the Fourth Hokage but someone very different... A.U-travel. Discontinued but ending is summarized.

[Shisui Uchiha - Modern AU] Shisui Uchiha has left the country to study abroad in Europe. He left behind his best friend Itachi, as well as his good childhood friend Arisa. Before he left, he had the intention of telling Arisa a secret, but decided that instead, he would tell her after he came back from his trip abroad. "Will you listen?"

MAJOR EDITING IN PROGRESS! When her beloved grandmother told her that her sixteenth birthday had marked one month before an arranged marriage, she didn't know how to react. /"Who?"/ /"Uchiha Sasuke."/ Namikaze Naruto closed herself off from everyone for the rest of the day. This wasn't a fair trade. This was a sacrifice. FemNaru Sasunaru one-sided SaiNaru; Brother fluffs; AU

AU. "The village is being attacked," Sarutobi said against his better judgment, he was taking too long as it was, too long away from the front lines. "You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Please R&R. Complete.

After the war, Naruto is not the only one to be approached by admirers - Hinata is oblivious, Kiba, Shino & Akamaru are protective and Naruto is just so confused. Team 8 love & NaruHina. A/N: keep an eye on the tumblr for news on updates

Two years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto discovers a seal on his body - a seal guarding a secret that will stagger Naruto's world. As a certain Uchiha battles his dark past and uncertain future, an old enemy returns to challenge Konoha, threatening the bonds that Naruto has sworn to protect. The poor blonde just can't catch a break. Eventual femNaru.

Sakura wanted to die. Sasori was fine with staying dead. But it seemed fate had other plans for them, because when they both wake up younger with blood pulsing through their veins, they had to remember how to live again. Time Travel AU

Sasuke breaks up with Naruto, and it leaves the blond with a broken heart. AU, language, yaoi, Sasuke/Naruto maybe Gaara/Naruto if I turn it into a short story instead of a oneshot Complete

Minato Namikaze, the wet-behind-the-ears Fourth Hokage, is still trying to acclimate to his demanding new job. With the prospect of starting a family on the horizon, how will he react to a strange blond boy and his orange-loving father appearing in the middle of his office one afternoon? Post-4th-War-Hokage!Naruto and Boruto timetravel fic.

With the War over Naruto thought that the drama was over. The elders, and his friends, seem determined to prove him wrong. Age old Bill's coming into enactment threaten to destroy what vision he and Sasuke have for their future. And Naruto has the feeling that this isn't exactly what a normal teenager experiences. (MadaNaru and SasuNaru) Mpreg

It was something he kept hidden for four years. No one, except the Hokage, knew. It was only when Mizuki hurt Iruka that he finally used it. A technique that left behind nothing but a yellow flash. / Fuuinjutsu!Naruto

Sasuke Uchiha has returned, thanks to Naruto. What was once familiar to him has suddenly turned foreign. Accepted into society once again a troubling mission arises to our Uchiha. "Some things should be left to those who have always cared, to those who never left her side.." Sakura...Somethings wrong. Am I able to bring her back to me. "Death is my choice over you, Sasuke-kun."

She died to save her village. She would gladly do it again if she had to, but this time...it would be as Hinata Hyuuga. / / Nohara Rin gets reincarnated as Hyuuga Hinata. / / A series of non-chronological glimpses into the second life of Rin Nohara.

In an AU Naruto is a very quiet genius. With his father still alive, Naruto is hiding a lot from everyone. Naruto is abused by the villagers and doesn't know why, what happens when Minato finds out? What happens when Naruto learns what his father's been hiding? How will Naruto's upbringing change the outcome of the war? No Pairings

A split second decision changes history, causing a cascade effect that changes the course of time and space. A Naruto world where one person's choice causes a massive distortion in the world. Pairings to come. CHAPTER 31 RELEASED! The jinchūriki battle begins quickly goes south as a power play is made in the village, and Hidden Sound's plan begins to unfold!

Some things come on suddenly. Some things have always laid dormant. As Sakura gets reacquainted with an old companion, she finds the end of war does not mean the end of struggle, and that there are many ways in which trauma exacts its toll. "I don't want to be a patient," she said through gritted teeth, "and I don't want to be a psychopath either." And then, spat out, "Help me."

Naruto is devastated when he learns about Jiraiya's death. Kakashi wants to help him through the most difficult ordeal of his young life, but he makes a mistake while trying to calm Naruto down. In his pain and rage, Naruto feels betrayed and shuts the jounin out of his life. Kakashi has to win his trust again. - One-shot turned into a short story, T for strong language

A collection of one shots for Naruhina month 2016. Ratings will vary.

Your ex-wife has returned. Sasuke wished he'd never heard those five nerve-racking words. He had given her everything, yet Sakura had brought him to his knees. Now she's back and everyone is out to get her. But her head will end up on Sasuke's plate.

When his roommate kicks him out, Minato turns to his old teacher, Jiraiya, for help. As luck would have it, Jiraiya's girlfriend, Tsunade, has a cousin with an extra room. And so Minato moves in with Uzumaki Kushina, Yamanaka Inoichi, and Nara Shikaku. Total crack-fic. Or, the one in which Minato adjusts to life with three roommates and a demon-cat. New Girl AU!

It was a popular topic that civilians liked to gossip about whenever they were short on drama. And the subject of their lingering scrutiny was always, where exactly Haruno Sakura had inherited her pink hair from...For the Haruno clan was old and proud and could keep secrets just as well as any shinobi. Retake on Naruto with a very different Sakura!

30 days' worth of AUs! Step right up to see Itachi as a gymnast (dang those arms), Naruto flying a starship, Sasuke working for KFC, and much, much more! Day 30: A young Sandaime has gotten hurt on the battlefield. The medic patching him up is very unhappy.

In an attempt to expand upon the NARUTOverse - but not an entirely serious way, Naruto Uzumaki is a redheaded girl named Monaka, and Sasuke Uchiha is a girl genius named Sanada Uchiha. This fix-fic has has all kinds of twists and changes so that it won't be a so similar to others, and its goal is to not only give characters their proper development, but to be a wacky story! AU

Mulan AU - Hinata Hyuuga is the failed heiress of the Hyuuga clan, but when her injured father is drafted to fight in the Fourth Great Ninja War, she disguises herself as a boy to take his place. As she fights to regain her lost honor for her clan, she is enraptured by her blonde, blue-eyed captain, who reminds her of someone from her past. NaruHina

Bolt, Sarada, Shikadai, Chouchou and Inojin stray down the wrong path on a class excursion, leading them to the room of scrolls. When Bolt accidentally opens one, they are faced with a curse. But not on them, on their parents! Their families match them in age and are getting steadily younger. Can Bolt reverse his mistake and turn their parents back to normal?

Each member of the Akatsuki was an S-class rogue ninja, capable of striking fear into the most hardened shinobi's heart. Ultimately though, they were still human... mostly.

Sometimes, kindness and a second chance for two people are all that is needed to make a change in a whole village.

Just one day is all it took for Sasuke to want to befriend the crying blonde. And just one day, took that dream from him.

Fate just had to put clever, dominant, and genius all in one basket, didn't it? An AU with Naruto and Temari joining the Nara clan. NaruHina is a guarantee, and ShikaTema will happen eventually. First fic, so please smash the criticism button hard on me. Trust me. I can take it.

The story of Konoha's mobile team lead by the Toad Sage himself when failure is not an option and time is not a luxury they are called. This is Naruto AU and I'm terrible at summaries so please read and review it's my first fanfic. I don't own Naruto I only own my OC's

Naruto and Sasuke clash in the valley of the end however this time things are different. Bent on exacting revenge on the village that scorned him his whole life, Naruto seeks out Orochimaru's power while Sasuke, seeing a new view on his life, vows to not only destroy Itatchi with his own power but to bring home his true brother and someday become hokage.

Sealing is an extremely precise art. A single erroneous stroke could spell disaster and possibly death for the Seal Master. Minato Namikaze should really know when to quit while he's ahead when he mucks up the Flying Thunder God. It just concerns his family and friends and throws his enemies into panic. Crackfic. One-shot.

AU. Takes place after 699. Three months after the war ended, Hinata was mourning Neji. Ino was selling flowers. Life moved forward and Hinata became closer to others (Mainly team 10). There's going to be a lot of holding hands, hugging, cuddling, sleeping, hanging out, training and awkward situations. HinaNaru. Hinatacentric.

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

A poet once said 'A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.' I believe that poet was right, I would give anything to be there and hold my boys and show them that they do not have to fight and die so senselessly for revenge and repentance.

Special Agent Shikamaru Nara is about to be sent on the mission of his life. A new drug has been churning in the underworld of Suna and he is just the man the Hokage has in mind to find out who's behind it. Shikamaru's an experienced guy, good in a fight, and a talented spy. What could go wrong? The answer? The cuplrit's alluring sister! ShikaxTem GaaraxOC

Love like a puzzle pieces. Kepingan cinta Naruto dan Sasuke yang dikemas secara lebih universal. Terdapat judul setiap part. Narusasu. Sho-ai. RnR?

/His heart is raging, the blood in his veins is singing, and he thinks how he has never felt this alive, yet this dead at once. But he will live the redemption of several lifetimes in this one life, if that is what it takes in the hopes of the next one being kinder to them./ SasuNaru.

One-shot. One foul-mouthed genin. One impressionable little sister. Two overprotective parents. Boruto accidentally says something bad within hearing range of Himawari. When their parents find out, everything goes.

Sakura was certain that her mysterious, attractive next-door neighbor was a serial killer, insane, or the toothfairy. Little did she know, Sasuke's story was much more complex and dramatic, and she was about to get thrown into the middle of it. SASUSAKU

What is this? The Sage of Six Paths wants the Senju brothers to live again and he wants them to do what with Madara? Hashirama is ecstatic, but Tobirama is not so sure.

"Mama, am I just to revive the Uchiha clan?"

Set after the Last, our heroes return to Konoha. I needed to get this out of my system after finally watching the Last, but I'm actually quite pleased with it, I think. Apart from the Last, I've only read the manga, so there might be some small conflict with anime filler. Chiefly Naruhina, a frisson of Sasusaku in there as well. Enjoy!

There are few things in this world that can unnerve the perpetually composed Hyuuga clan prodigy. Take for instance, the weapons mistress of Konoha. NejiTen oneshot.

[Post war/AU-ish] Old wounds heal slowly. Trust is difficult to obtain. Sasuke wonders if everything is worth it, and Sai just wants a friend. (no pairings)

Detectives Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno are assigned a baffling case that takes them from Konoha's glittering holographic high-rises to its augment-infested depths, trying to find nine cybernetically-enhanced replicants with the power to bring their world to its knees. SasuNaru, SakuIno

Where Sasuke Uchiha wants two more Sarada's and Sakura has a five year plan. Of course. (happy birthday to the queen!)

Sakura discovers Sasuke's true weakness and exposes it in order to achieve her goals. Fluff story. Takes place after the end of the main Naruto story but before Naruto Gaiden. Please R and R whether you liked it or not, thanks!

Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Itachi: twin struggles whose truths are hidden from the world. That is, until each boy risks everything for Konoha, and a swing in public opinion brings him life-changing consequences. But are hearts that turn so easily worth protecting?

Uchiha Sasuke doesn't do anything halfway. He does things with flare. Even if it's just wandering with a lost soul.

Set just after the Akatsuki assault on Suna, all three siblings must face the aftermath, including each other. (I do not own Naruto).

[Time travel, AU] The remains of Team 7 find themselves left in the past, and they have no choice but to adapt. And hey, maybe Kakashi-sensei is human too. (REWRITE OF DAY'S PAST/ COMPLETE)

After hearing Hinata's love confession, Naruto and Hinata start their long awaited relationship. Only thing is that Hiashi doesn't fully trust him yet. To prove his trustworthiness Naruto has to hunt down and bring back to the clan a missing Hyuga that abandoned the clan 6 years ago. "Wherefore art thou my niece." Hiashi says looking out the window. NaruHina.

Summ: "You're not a Prince" "You're not a Princess" the Wind Princess of Sand and Shurker Prince of Nara said to each other. Speaking truths to one another as others see them as their titles only. One-shot-ish

[A White Day fic. Very late, I know.] Shikamaru returns the favor. He just didn't expect how much of an impact it would have on Temari.

"Sasuke…I'm in love with you," confessed Naruto, avoiding direct eye contact. Sasuke's mind was blank upon hearing what the blonde boy had to say. What? Just…what! A SasuNaru college AU. Finding love with genderbending later

A Naruto story by someone who doesn't watch Naruto. Don't take this thing seriously.

Naruto has lived in a cage his whole life, he doesn't know any kind of warmth or kindness. But one day, he will.

What'd happen, if Sasori would regularly try out his new poisons on Hidan?

Do you think one week is enough time to fall in love? It seems more like a long nice dream. But for two young students this one week changed their lives. This is shounen-ai. Don't like it, then don't read.

Known as The Smartest Fool, Naruto is actually is a quiet boy with an introverted personality. With his only friend being his female childhood friend by the name of Sayuri Uchiha, the last surviving Uchiha, he does not have that much people to talk to. Watch as he strives to be a better individual and form new bonds with the people he will meet in his journey. Gender bender.

Sasuke and Naruto discuss potential names for their soon-to-be-born child. "Look, I'm not saying that he was a bad godfather, but do we really want to name our son after the author of Kakashi-sensei's favorite books?" fem!Naruto SasuNaru

All he thought was him. All he did was for him. He searched love for him but how could he known that it was actually his love he needed and nothing else?

• • • An angsty SNS AU one shot about feelings and delusions and tragic discovery • • • *Mood Music: 1440 by Ólafur Arnalds*

"...Broken and used, revenge is sweet for Naruto. However, love conquers the blonde's heart and caused him his death, leaving the two men who loved him..." FULL SUMMY INSIDE. I DO OWN NARUTO.

Naruto's plane is shot down, and he goes missing. Sasuke refuses to accept that he is gone. When the conflict is over, Sasuke tries to find answers. Yaoi (boy x boy) Sasuke and Naruto. AU

Prestige goes to Kakashi's head, and he takes it upon himself to rework the whole 'Neo-Sannin' thing his former students have going on. Namely which of the original Sannin each of them take after. As a result, Jiraiya will be getting a very unexpected successor... Pervy!Sasuke. Crackfic. Will be updated irregularly.

Itachi and Izuna commiserate in the afterlife. It does not go well for Izuna... Will possibly be a two-shot. Crackfic.

Naruto's signature Shadow Clone Jutsu can be just as problematic as it is practical. In which Naruto sics his Shadow Clones on the diabolical paperwork and it backfires on him. Severely. Crackfic. One-shot.

Naruto finds Sasuke in one of Orochimaru's hideouts, badly injured and in need of help, when he almost decides to give up on Sasuke forever, because he seems far beyond help.

Madara dwells on Izuna's... er... HIS eyes. For that's what they are now, you see. They're HIS Eternal Mangekyo. And eventually HIS Rinnegan. And Madara feels not an ounce of remorse for claiming his brother's eyes as his own... Companion/Parallel fic to Bright Eyes by Rikkudo. Received permission. Crackfic.

Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)

Despite all indications to the contrary, Obito goes a 'little' crazy and develops the Tobi persona during his Anbu days. This can't end well for anyone... Irregular updates. AU - TToNU-verse compliant. Crackfic. Pairings will rarely be referenced in forthcoming chapters.

Warning: This is set in the Tale of Nagato Uzumaki Universe, so it's heavily AU from the canon-verse. Obito and Rin have known each other since their Academy days - here are a mere five snapshots of them as they progress from friendship to something more. Obito x Rin. One-shot.

Kakashi shoves Obito out of the way of the falling boulder and pays the price for being a hero. Primarily a parallel of Kakashi Gaiden, except Kakashi won't be going on to become Madara's successor. Left open-ended for anyone interested in adopting concept. No pairings happen. One-shot.

It's hard to choose only one word to describe someone but Sakura's friends find the perfect descriptions for her in their hearts and voice them out loud as their last goodbye towards the pink-haired kunoichi they all loved and admired so much. OneShot. [SasuSaku and NaruHina but it's Sakura Centric]

It was an ordinary day with his students. Until it wasn't.

He died with a smile on his face

SCREW YOU INDRA! Where did you Kamui me anyway? Woah, thats a BIG gate. Why is there a midget following me and begging for ramen? AU What if Indra decided to be an a-hole and teleport Ashura to the time where Naruto came back from Wave Country? Hilarity ensues, Naruto gains a new (unwilling) friend from the past, and Sasuke gets majorly pranked upon. Is the future ready?

The building of friendships, the parting of ways, the finding of paths and the making of legends.

She really didn't expect him to take out his Susanoo and start shooting big-ass burning arrows at her. (Timetravel)

Naruto, Sai, and Hinata are three orphans who decided to run away. Once seen by the hokage, the potential of the three is realized. What could go wrong? I suck at summaries. Prologue inside. Adventure, Humor, Drama, Angst. Shipping later.

Companion Fic to The Tale of Nagato Uzumaki. Every little event that doesn't make it to the main story, they come here. In other words, this will become a huge collection of various genres and contain many, many characters. Will also take requests, but don't go crazy. And I'll let you know ahead of time if I'll take on the request or not, because they may not fit into TToNU's AU.

Uchiha's are despicable and crazy creatures incapable of being in love. No way any sane person could fall in love with them. So what does that make me? Tobirama and Madara yaoi.

Naruto succeeded in every goal he'd ever set out to accomplish but one. What good did it do to achieve his dreams if it cost the lives of the precious people who'd helped him along the way? So of course he decided if he couldn't do it right the first time he'd just do it again. I mean, who ever expected Naruto to bend to simple concepts such as time, space, and mortality?Timetravel

Obito is the one abducted in that fateful mission. Timetravel AU.

Minato has his 'confrontation' with Kakashi. An unofficial continuation to Zetetic. AU. Pseudo-timetravel.

Naruto and Sasuke have their final battle, when their final attack clashes everything blacks out. Timetravel fic, can't say too much without ruining anything, SasuNaru in later chapters

It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan. Discontinued as with any other naruto fics I started.

-oneshotdrabble- Hinata angsts over her relationship with Naruto, and Naruto's relationship with Sakura. -HinaXNaruXSaku-

Songfic oneshot angst tragic Hinata is 25.Naruto and Hinata got married had a baby boy and became Jounin.Naruto dies his second day as a Jounin and now Hinata has to make it through the funeral alone. Can she live without her love?

Primeira angst..Hinata X kiba hinata X Naruto [completa]

Neji finds his inner self! Read to find out! COMPLETE!!

This is one mission none of them can prepare for

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura go on a quest to find Gaara of the Dessert. Shino prances, Hinata weilds a chainsaw, plus other oddities. Written at midnight, and it makes no sense.