It begins when he asks her to dance; charming, dashing, Hermione is enchanted; pity it's not who she expects. Tensions continue to rise, though, when a new poison threatens the magical world, more fatal than childish grudges. An impossible pair, surreally perfect.

Hermione finds herself kissing her boyfriend Ron in the Astronomy tower on a beautiful night, but there's one problem... It's not Ron.

The Battle of Hogwarts is lost and Ginny finds herself in the hands of Harry, who tells her she is the last fighter alive. He wraps a Time Turner around her neck, mutters an enchantment and is gone. She has to change the future. But how?

When bad girl Bella has to start sharing her school with a new opponent, the handsome Edward Cullen, a war is bound to break out and no one is safe. Has Bella just found an enemy or the excitement her life has been missing? Disclamer: I don't own Twilight

FS inside. Bella Swan and Alice Brandon are not what people consider 'normal'. Living in constant fear of being discovered and only having eachother to trust of course having a pale, inhumanly beautiful family move to town would set anyone on edge.E/B A/J ON HIATUS

As time goes by, Leah is forced to consider her relationship with Jacob and his young imprint. Jacob and Nessie, as viewed through the unwilling and often completely irritated eyes of Leah Clearwater.

Hermione Granger has been plagued with a secret her entire life, and a certain red-haired Weasley won't stop until he finds out what it is, even if its revelation sends the fate of the entire wizarding world careening in an entirely new direction...

Roses are dying, violets are dead; I suck at summaries, here's a story. Rated M for VERY strong language.

Bella's a wierdo, minus the bierdo. Who would have thought a random strangers podgy fingers would lead her to the Milkshake of Destiny and a blond god eating said stranger? All she wanted was a milkshake... Attempted mild Crackfic. JasperxBella.

Allison is a dedicated Twilight fan,fanfic author,and has always believed in the Bella/Jasper what happens when she gets sucked into the Twilight Saga as Bella's sister?Does she make her changes or let the saga go out as it was written.

Bella attends the exclusive Buxley Academy, an girls spy school. What happens when she is sent to Forks, with the mission of protecting one unbelievably gorgeous and arrogant Edward Masen? AU: ALL HUMAN

Bella and Emmett call in reinforcements to help cheer Jasper up after Alice leaves to "find herself". Rated T for odd situations.

The intensity of his gaze startled her. The look in his eyes was deep and filled with some sort of emotion. If only she could figure out what it was... Rated T to give me more freedom for later chapters

John Tucker Must Die!AU. Schemes are planned, hearts are broken and backs are stabbed when shy Clary Fray meets Jace Wayland, golden boy of the Institution of New York - and notorious player. AU/AH. Complete.

Someone once told me that laughter was the way to true love. It wasn't until a midnight meeting with George Fabian Weasley that I started to realize just how right they were. Starts half way through OOTP. Now complete!. GW/HG pairing.

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city, to see a marching band. He said, "Son when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?" He said "Because one day I'll leave you, to join the Black Parade." fullsum

When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!

Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.

The Cullen's, a wedding, an angry Alpha and a lot of alcohol. Ahhh... Just another day at the office for Leah Clearwater.

What vampires do when they get bored? Well, The Cullen's decides to start a competition. The goal? Annoy the hell out of each other. With Edward's crossdressing, Emmett's prank calls and Bella's sex talk, it won't be long before someone give in..

Full summary inside.Bella is now a hunter seeing as Edward never came back.Dean and Sam have a job from Bobby to do, and it deals with helping the Cullen's.Dean and Sam realiize they need help so they call one person that makes all hell break loose.OOC.

Bella truly does love Edward, but her rebellious side is always causing her trouble. So this time? Sleeping with Jasper, naughty girl. &Now he's bent on having her, but everything stands in the way. &Those constantly arguing voices won't shut up!R&R!

Rewrite of Bella's Nightmare.Bella breaks up with Edward because her dad said to. Edward takes it badly. See how his mistake got her with Emmett. But what if he comes and wants her back? AU and OOC I guess.After NM

It's not easy being petulant demon spawn, especially with an imprint. A darker Nessie and her journey into womanhood. Explores theme of sacrifice missing from Breaking Dawn. Canon ish Fluff/angst. This is a re-write with M rating. canon pairings. AU.

Alice and Rosalie are 'Ana buddies'; helping each other keep up with an anorexic diet. The only thing that matters to them is their weight, until they each meet a boy who seems to care so much about them. After years of the diet, can they give it up? AH

Sequel to What The Heck is Wrong with These People. If you haven't read it, you won't understand this one. Bonus x-mas material inside! Super funny, you'll appreciate it if you're twisted like us! Rated T for the mental image of Carlisle in a Speedo.

Sequel to 'P.S. I Love You.' Probably should read that one first. Summary: A day left with Emmett has got to equal trouble, right? One small mishap and Bella switches bodies with Emmett! And right before the weddings! Thats definitely not good.Read&Review

Jasper and Bella have been lifelong friends. He's a rebel, she's the one he enjoys corrupting. One day in detention, they meet some very interesting people... All Human. *COMPLETE*

Bella is returning to Forks after 126 yrs. She comes armed with her sidekick sister & a few other tricks up her sleeve. She's definitely not the same Bella that left. Rated T for language, just in case. 2nd part of NM didn't happen. BxE. R&R

Ah! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!

Bella, Rose and Alice got to summer camp and meet Jasper, Emmett and Jasper again! Pairings: B/J EM/R S/E JO/A. Edward is a player. Emmett and Jasper are Rebels and the girls are confident hotties. Is seriously good!

Crazy-People's-Freaking-Amazing-Get-Together: Seriously? How much freaking better can it get? Put together Coldstone, two cars, a map, and a group of insane friends, what do you get? Rated T for cursing, if in need for a good laugh and some fun, click!

Jacob, Nessie, Carlisle, and Esme go on a week hunting trip. What will six vamps do to keep busy? Ultrazone Wars, 15 Things To Do In Walmart, Truth Or Dare, Youtube Obsessions, Clubbing, Hide And Go Seek Global Style? Only one thing is expected, chaos. DISCONTINUED

Edward brings a seemingly human Bella home and a lot eyebrows are raised when she reveals her true identity. How does Jasper fit into her past and what is so special about a ring? NOT Bella/Jasper...sorta. AU. T for language.

Bella made a promise to Edward that she would stay safe. But how could she protect herself from the pain his leaving brought her? There was only way; Bella took it, and it's landed her in an asylum. Can someone so broken ever be fixed again? AU ExB

Sequel to The Lie Detector Test. "Do they have family wings in the mental ward? Because we're so going to need them," Emmett laughed. Rated M for language, violence and suggestive themes. Also because I'm paranoid. OOC at times. R&R! *Complete*

Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY