Emmett starts a busniess to do autopsies. Alice has a secret, and Emmett blackmails her to let him do it. They suck the blood out of the bodies then use it too impress the family and get kicked out of town. After BD. T cause I'm paranoid. No Almettt.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Emmett, Alice