"However, for those who master medical ninjutsu, these people are praised in the shinobi ranks for saving lives." No one could've known that those words that Iruka spoke during a lesson in the academy could have changed Naruto's life forever. Watch out everyone, Naruto is back more badass than every! Smart!Naruto, Medic!Naruto, Strong!Naruto (not god-like). Naruto X Shikamaru

Lance was getting use to a lot of weird things, sitting a miniature version of his own lion on his chest was one thing he never expected.

Lance makes handmade presents for the team. Too bad nobody realizes that it's him

A silent match of wits. — Team 8

For the first part of his life all Sasuke ever saw was a beautiful hue of the never ending serenity and calmness. And then his soulmate had to be that one cute idiot who couldn't decide between the colors of the spectrum for the rest of their estranged days. BL, OOC, SNS and that one soulmate AU

"Sakura and Kakashi? Those two have been living in their own world since Naruto and Sasuke left." Tsunade casually said. "They're even betting on which one of them gets to ground Sasuke for being immature and arguing over whether or not they'll adopt Naruto." Because Kakashi and Sakura weren't like other couples. They contradict everything, even destiny, much to people's shock.

An Essay by Sakura Haru- Naruto! The bridesmaids can't wear peach! It's going to clash with everything. Fluffy, silly nonsense scenes about Team 7 navigating their adult relationship. Written in no particular order or time line. Saku/Sasu/Naru

AU: Baby!SasuSaku. Fluff. Pure cuteness. A simple playdate can lead to many things, but it doesn't prepare them for something like this.

Everyone needs a piggyback ride sometimes. Hunk is (almost) always happy to provide.

Fugaku thinks Itachi needs to get married. Sasuke very politely, or very not so politely, disagrees. Murder plans, mayhem, and of course, matchmaking ensue.

As far as Kakashi was concerned whatever language his fiancé and her maid of honor had started speaking was gibberish.

Sometimes referring to your boyfriend as 'Daddy' can be considered kinky, other times it can be awkward and humiliating, especially at a family dinner. YAOI. ItaNaru.

Danzo has made a very grave mistake. He's lied to Senju Tsunade and the teammates of Uzumaki Kushina, Uchiha Mikoto and Nara Yoshino. And...oh dear, was that the entire female population of Konoha? With weapons and cooking utensils? Danzo is about to find out first hand what happens when you piss off the entire female population of Konoha. Rated T for language

In a world where stealing tomatoes is considered an act of treason... [Dedicated to megamac1296]

The ironic thing was, they hadn't even been looking for them when they found them. (AKA, that future fic where Pidge finds Sam and Matt Holt, completely by accident. And the two are already in the middle of freeing themselves and the rest of the prisoners with them, because the Holt family is awesome.) Nonbinary!Pidge, oneshot.

"Rogue rolled his eyes back into his head and then refocused his attention on his partner. A dangerous glint danced in his eyes as he hissed, "If you think I'm so sexy in my glasses, you'd best shut up about it."" Sting really likes how Rogue looks in his glasses. Fluffy-ish Stingue One-Shot.

Shukaku is a bad parent. Her mother decides to intervene.

Slumped in the common room, sweaty and gross, it started simply with: "No offense guys, but right now I'd kill you all for a chocolate bar."

It is said that "no other clan treasured love as much as the Uchiha." Well, they sure did a poor job at living up to it./ AU setting, Canon compliant. Crack(ish). Family Reunion. Light-hearted.

Tsunade needs Kakashi to provide Konoha with a Hatake kid before his self-destructive tendencies kill him. Naruto needs an Uzumaki heir to pass the Kyūbi to. Unwilling to see his sensei forced into something that would hurt him, Naruto proposes a solution that kills two birds with a stone. It's a ninja's duty to help his Village and his friends. He just hopes neither will get hurt.

Rin only wished her teammates could get along. Even if it was just for a couple of minutes. An explosion and two dimensional travelers later, she discovered they can. One shot. First in the Two worlds collide series.

It's a hell of a way to come out to your family, by bringing a heretofore-unknown boyfriend to Christmas dinner, but Sasuke's never been one to do anything by halves. (Oneshot, SasuNaru, ItaShi) (BOTB 'verse)

Part 3 of the Criminals 'verse. Obito crosses his arms over his chest, giving Madara a disbelieving and slightly horrified look. "Uncle, you are the Police Commissioner. You cannot make the District Attorney your booty call," he growls.

Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.

"Uchiha Shisui loved halloween! But Itachi was not much of a fan. Or is he?" Pseudo-PWP. ShiIta. Tai Black's Bday gift.

[Kakashi thought he knew regret.] Sakumo knew that his son had died alone. There was something in his eye that showed it – a lingering strand of attachment wound tightly around something never quite fulfilled, pulling at him, and hurting even as he smiled. It was the reason Kakashi had ended up in that place with him, father and son trapped in the same quiet loneliness...

One-shot. Fem!Naru. "...Kakashi stole my date didn't he?" He was just glad Sakura went for carpet instead of just wood flooring. It was softer on the face. "This was a trap?" "Yep, seems like it." "Troublesome."

Insanity... was like poison. It destroyed and took over all that remained of his life, of himself. His eye mocked him with its colour of death, and his hair mocked him with its colour of madness. -"Can I kill you so I'd at least get to say goodbye?" Redrafted to keep up with recent canon revelations.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.