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Hi peeps i loooooooove hp and twilight

List your twelve favorite Twilight Characters in no particular order:

1.Alice

2. Mike

3. Eric

4. Bella

5. Esme

6. Jessica

7. Emmet

8. Jane

9. Carlisle

10. Jake

11. Rosalie

12. Leah

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Jessica and Rosalie ???????? EWW

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Bella in real life would be my bff urghh

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Leah got Jane pregnant i'd feel sorry for Leah ROFL

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Carlisle yeah

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Would Mike and Jessica make a good couple yes so they'd leave Bella and Edward alone

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Esme/Carlisle or Esme/Jake hhhhhhmmmmm FIRST ONE DUH I MEAN JAKE AND ESME URGH

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Emmet walked in on Mike and Leah he'd take pics and use them for blackmail

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

UMM... Jake and Eric were united in there quest to woo bella but instead they found love somewhere else ?

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Alice and Jane no i don't think so

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Emmet and Leah hmmmmm A Broken Promise

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

BELLA AND ALICE EWWWWWWWWW

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Don't think so

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Yep

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Mike Bella And Esme ewww no

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

No comment

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Jane hhmmm maybe love the way you lie

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning you might die of laughter in reading about Alice's Jessica's and Leah's Shopping mishapa

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

NO COMMENT

List Your 12 Favourite HP Characters:

1. Sirius Black

2. Harry Potter

3. James Potter

4. Lily potter

5. Hermione Granger

6. Peter Pettigrew

7. Remus Lupin

8. Dean Thomas

9. Fred Weasley

10. George Weasley

11. Molly Weasley

12. Fleur Delacour

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Peter and Molly NOPE

02.) Do you think Four is Hot?

No she'd be like my bff

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Fleur got Dean pregnant Bill would kill Dean

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Fred yeah but can't thibk of any too many lol

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Harry and Peter eww

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Hermione/Fred or Hermione/George umm probably Fred

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He'd back away slowly THEN run screaming

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

George discovered Hermiones Time-Turner then get's transported to James generation where a certain redhead catches his eye

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Sirius and Dean no i don't think so

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Rediscovered love

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Eww they're like siblings

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Nope

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read anything about Three?

Yeah we love reading 'bout James

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Think so

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

No

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

This is better than pranking

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hot and Cold

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning:Competition between wormtail and Sirry

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Hiiii Hazzer

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

10 Minutes ago

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

No Comment

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Never there Mom and son

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

James

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."

Sirius and Fred are in a happy relationship until Fred suddenly runs off with Lily. Sirius, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Molly and a brief unhappy affair with Fleur , then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with James." Bleurgh

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Disgusted

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Ayesha

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Ayeizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Green Panda

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Amara Eyes

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Salayoon

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Red Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Ylahhaa

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Maria

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Goldie

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 5

OUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheer leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 13

Do You...

Have any siblings: Yepp
Have any pets: No
Have a job: Not yet
Have any special talents or skills: I can read fast, And I'm pretty good at writing...at least i think i am lol
Have any fears: uhhh dying, that's a big one
Have a bedtime: No
Sing in the shower: Yep.
Want to go to collage/uni: Yepp!
Get along with your parents: Most of the time, but who gets along with their parents 24/7?
Have any piercings: No.
Have any tattoos: Nopee
Swear: Sometimes
Smoke: Ick, no way
Drink: Nope
Do Drugs: No!

Love and all that crap...

Ever been in love: Nope, not yet.
Ever cheated on a boyfriend: Ew no, thts just horrible!
Are you single: Yeah! And proud of it!
Do you have a crush on someone: No! .
Ever been dumped: Nopeee

This or That...

Fruit or vegetable: Fruit
Black or White: Black
Lights on or lights off: On.
TV or Movie: TV
Car or Truck: Car
Cash or Check: Cash.
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
French Toast or French Fries: French fries.
Strawberries or Blueberries: Starwberries fan.
Cookies or Muffins: Cookies
Winter break or Summer break: Summer cause it's longer
Hugs or Kisses: Kisses

Have you ever...

Danced in a public place: Of course!
Smiled for no reason: I always smile :)
Laughed so hard you cried: All the time!
Talked to someone you don't know: Yeah
Drank alcohol: Nope
Done drugs: Nope
Partied until the sun came up: No
Gotten a ticket: Nope, I can't drive
Been arrested: Lol nope. I'm a good girl.
Been in a wreck: Nope
Been out of the country: Yep, Wales and England

Random and silly junk...

Have you ever TP'd someones house: Nope
Have you ever egged someone's house: Nope
How many languages do you speak: English, and a little French and Punjabi.
Who do you compare yourself to: I don't compare myself to others. I'm my own person.
Do you ever regret anything: At times.
Do you like being tickled: Depends where.
What are your goals: To be famous
Are your fingers tired: Not really
Are you tired of this survey: A little bit!
Are you happy: Sometimes
Other stuff about me...

Hobbies: Writing, reading,hanging with friends, fighting with my sister, , listening to music, singing,eating ice-cream
Fears: being by myself.
Favourite Colours: Blue, Green, Black,red
Favourite Songs: Loads
Favourite Artists/ bands: Loads
Favourite books: Twilight Saga,Harry Potter,Cathy Cassidy
Books I'm going to read in the near future: I don't know
Favourite TV shows: Disney
Favourite Movies: Twilight, New Moon,
Stuff I say a lot: I'm not a freak, I'm unique!,Normal people are not cool
Actors I love: Anyone

If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste what is below, and what you are put in bold...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm part RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm part GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm part WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Well, I actually LIKE writing)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

The twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

I promise to remember Edward

Each time I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Every time there is a big boom

I promise to remember Rosalie

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

Every time I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me that they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my true obsession

Because I know what Twilighters know

1. You keep re-reading the series, even though you know pretty much every line.

2. You never put down the books when you read them the first time.

3. You were counting down the days until breaking dawn came out.

4. You can’t help but smile whenever you think of Edward.

5. The name Edward is no longer dumb and weird to you.

6. Whenever someone says, “Hey, you want to go shopping?” you automatically think of Alice.

7. You want to move to Forks, Seattle, Phoenix, or Port Angeles.

8. When you see someone barely starting the series, you want to punch them for not reading it sooner.( even though you don't punch)

9. When you see someone reading Twilight, you go over to them and say how much you like it, to which they give you a weird look and walk away.

10. You cried during some parts of the books, and laughed at others.

11. The name Victoria sends chills down your spine. (shudder)

12. Twilight is your favourite time of day

13. You have imagined yourself as one of the Cullens and or characters in the book

14.You have had pretend conversations with one of the book characters in your mind.

15. After you read the book, apples became your favourite fruit.

1 6.You wish you were a vampire.

17. You squealed with joy when Edward and Bella reunited in New moon.

18. Your friends get scared around you when you start to talk about Twilight.

19. When your friends bring up Twilight, they smack their heads because they know you're going to go on a never ending rant

20. you go on a never ending rant when someone brings up twilight

21. When you see someone wearing glitter you think of vampires

22. You wished your name was Bella and have yelled at your parents about it

23. Instead of asking yourself questions like, “I wonder why we as humans are alive?” you ask, “I wonder what will happen in Breaking Dawn”

24.You hate the name Jacob with a passion.

25. Black is now your least favourite colour. (Sorry Jacob fans)

26.Your teachers at school ask you why your reading log mostly consists of the Twilight series.

27. You dress up like a Cullen on Halloween and people ask you why you’re not wearing a costume but a lot of glitter and expensive brand clothes borrowed from your friends.

28. You read fan fictions about Twilight online and it’s the only website you’re on anymore.

29. You’ve written Cullen as your last name

30. When you went to an Italian restaurant, you ordered the mushroom ravioli.

31. You listen to your heartbeat more often

32. You look at your doctor and think, “Carlisle’s better”

33. Topaz is your favourite gemstone.

34. You wish you were born if November so topaz would be your birthstone

35. You wish your birthday was also June 20th, like Edward’s

36. Your parents have grounded you from the books until you get breaking dawn.

37. Mountain lions are your favourite animal

38. You’ve tried to read peoples mind, see the future, change people’s emotions, or make them be in excruciating pain.

39. You cried during New Moon, more than you've cried ever before in a book.

40. You get very mad and gasp when people say they have never heard of Twilight.

41. You jump every time you hear "Edward" or "Bella"

42. You can't focus on your work/homework because you could be reading one of the books again.

43. You name your pet/computer/car after one of the Twilight characters

44. you relate everything in life to Bella and Edward and anything else that goes on in the books.

45. You began to look after men/women that have pale skin, dark eyes and are absolutely gorgeous.

46. You want to go cliff diving because Bella did it.

47. You want to ride motorcycles, just because Bella did.

48. You read your books while you eat, or you just don't eat at all.

49. When you fall over or nearly get hit by a big van you call it a Bella moment.

50. You fall over alot and almost get hit by big vans.

51. You sleep with your books in your bed at night.

52. You've memorized every page number in all three books and know the content of each.

53. You start a Twilight-themed website.

54. You and your friends make Twilight tees that say "I'd rather die than be with Mike Newton" and wear them to school on the same day.

55. Instead of shouting "I HAVE TO PEE!" you say "I need a human minute."

56. You hate gym only because Bella does, too.

57. Everytime someone speaks of one named Edward, you jump on their back.

58. You refuse to eat human food, because the Cullens don't.

59. You think in Fanfic.

60. Every sentence you say begins with "Twilight".

61.You would name your kid Carlisle in a heartbeat.

62. If someone is cold/warm when you touch them, you scream "YOU'RE A WEREWOLF/ VAMPIRE! And THEN jump on them.

63. You call your English/Science/Trig teachers there respective Twilight characters (i.e., Mr. Berty, Mr. Banner, Mr. Varner, Coach Clapp)

64. You become a vegetarian, because you are just halfway there to "vegetarian vampire."

65. You refuse a date with the most popular guy in school because he's not "your Edward."

66. You have answered "duh," "yes," or "omg YEAH" to all or any of these questions.

67. You give complements/insults in the following format: "You know what, you are such a insert name of character here.

68. If someone mentions they haven't read the series, gasp, you start yelling at them until they do.

69. You demand that your parents take you to Forks over spring break/summer vacation, etc.

70.On a sunny day, you're depressed because you know you won't see any vampires.

71. You're reading this list for this long.

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Silver Tongue by Shadow Hidden By The Moon reviews
Harry Potter was nothing like the world expected him to be. He's slowly changing the game of how the world works; exposing secrets, lies, and plots no one wanted to know about but will have no choice but to accept and silently growing a following to right so many wrongs. Harry/Tom pairing. Ron and Dumble bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 195,963 - Reviews: 2511 - Favs: 6,739 - Follows: 6,539 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 8/18/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Visitor by GeMerope reviews
Harry gets an unexpected visitor during the summer nights, who changes his perspective about everything. HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 493,611 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2348 - Favs: 3,933 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dark Heir by LittleMissMycroft reviews
Most of you remember the day that Severus Snape went to Voldemort, begging for the lives of the Potters. What if Voldemort had actually considered this and decided that Harry could be useful to him? How would the Wizarding World react to Harry Potter after he was raised by a Dark Lord? Dark!Harry. Annoying!Dumbledore. Rated T just in case. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 138 - Words: 322,507 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., George W., Voldemort, Fred W. - Complete
Dark Repercussions by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Revised! Harry has found out that the light has been keeping many of secrets from him that push him over the edge. He returns to Hogwarts after the death of his godfather seemingly unaware of the light's manipulations, but in the shadows the notorious assassin Sang Lys has arose. Dark!Evil!Harry. Major OOC! Light!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,983 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark's Rise by Marshall Angmar reviews
This story chronicles the rise of Harry Potter, the right hand of the Dark Lord Voldemort. Features a dark Harry in Slytherin, from pre-hogwarts to the end of the war. Harry knew nothing of the wizarding world until a teacher from a mysterious school visited him and told him the tale of his father, catapulting him into a world of intrigue, politics and Power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 206,192 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, OC - Complete
Enveloped in the Darkness by Brigade reviews
Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,170 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,786 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Viper by Nocens reviews
AU.When the Dursleys leave a baby Harry Potter in an alley they have no idea their actions will create an evil to rival only Voldemort's. Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and later on HPLV slash. Gods and Immortals, demons and vampires.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,226 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 8,497 - Follows: 4,055 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Different Life by Tiro reviews
They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. Slash later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 366,001 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 4,962 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 5,003 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5361 - Favs: 6,741 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3801 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Friend or Foe by Niger Aquila reviews
To what length would Harry go to keep his promise? Harry goes back home and is about to start his fifth year in Hogwarts 'again'. He is confused and doesn't know what to do with Voldemort anymore. Are they friends? Or foes? Sequel to Learn from History
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,380 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7586 - Favs: 9,694 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Irreversible Destiny by SheWolfe7 reviews
AU. HPLV. Dark!Harry. Severitus. Can someone's destiny really be set in stone? It's time for change, time for revolution and time for truths to be revealed. Freedom comes in many forms and Cyriacus Snape is about to usher in a new unexpected future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,006 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 2,743 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry's Savior by shadowsylvia reviews
Harry is offered a way out of the Dursleys and a specialized education to be an Auror. The only catch...Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 174,082 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A world without Voldemort
Harry is just a normal boy,well he is a wizard.But this time the fate of the wizarding world isn't on his shoulders,his parents are alive & he knows what magic is.First fanfic please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 351 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Harry P.