It's love (lust, actually) at first sight for Dirk Strider as he spots none other than Jake English at a party. Unfortunately for Dirk, Jake's straight, but his best friend Roxy develops a (horrible) plan: "Just crossdress so that he doesn't KNOW you're a boy!" It all goes downhill from there in this fanfic full of sexcapades, misfortune, and heartbreak.