The Founders have spent the last fifty years separated and drifting, but with Voldemort rising, they're headed back to Hogwarts once more. Between a wary Golden Trio, Umbridge, and Voldemort's shadowy plans, there's little time to deal with their own problems, even though Godric knows it's tearing the four of them apart—maybe even irreparably.

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

Tobirama loved Itama enough to go against the natural laws in an attempt to bring him back. For Itama, it's time to return the favor.

Orochimaru and his sons crash-land in Karakura. Soul Society is most definitely not prepared for what's coming.

"Whatever you say next had better be the truth, or I'm going to tell Kanda that you're the reason his morning soba is buried under six inches of goo."

There was a point in Sai's life—very recently, in fact—when he would have done anything to belong to an actual clan. He's never had a wish come back to bite him in the ass quite this hard before.

Complete. Reborn is never going to believe another word that comes out of Iemitsu's mouth ever again. (Or, Tsuna gets himself a teacher, a new skillset, and a family that's going to be twice as insane as in canon. Reborn is not amused.)

Morality and logical limits are not Orochimaru's strong point, even as a loyal Konoha shinobi. Thankfully, it seems that parenting actually is.

Pretty things don't last in Zabuza's hands. They break or scar or are damaged beyond repair, and he's left clutching a worthless shell of something that used to be precious. He'd worried, at first, that this would be the same way. But Utakata is a jinchuuriki, and there's nothing in the entire world that could so much as scratch him without a hell of a lot of effort.

Part 3 of the superhero!AU. "Photokinetic," Orochimaru repeats, eyes narrowing faintly at the White Fang. If he's dealing with an idiot, he'll—well. Be polite, because the man did save him, and Jiraiya will be insufferable if he makes his hero-rescuer cry (again). To his surprise, however, it's not offense overtaking the hero's face, but glee.