Hi I'm DarkAngel386 but you can call me Angel ;p And this is my profile. Please forgive the spelling, I'm not very good at it. But I love reading weither it's a book or Fanfiction.
Things about me. .
Age: Somewhere between 1 day and 100 years.
Birthday: April 4
Hair: Blonde
Eye color: Blue but they chang color they mostly bluegreen
Ginder: Female (Girl ;3)
Borthers/Sisters: I have 1 younger sister, Emily. I love her to death and would do anything for her. I also have 2 older step-sisters, Jennifer and Jessica. Jennifer has one son and Jessica has three darughters.
Best Friends: My best friend name is Brandon. My 2nd best friend is Courtney. And the person I love like a brother and have known him all his life is Billy.
How many pets do I have: I have 3. All male cats. My cat names are Comet(black),Emily's is Doodle(white with strips spots),and Jenn's is Epic(white with gray spots)
Favorite sport: Soccer
Least Favorite sport: Basketball
Favorite subject in school: Math
Least Favorite subject: Science
Favorite animal: All kinds of wolves
Favorite dog: Husky
Favorite color: Green (All kinds)
Least Favorite color(s): Pink, yellow, and red
Favorite season: Sping
Favorite flower: Lily (Water lily)
My Favorite Anima are:
Inuyasha,
Naruto,
Prince of Tennis,
Death Note,
Ao no Exorcist,
Rurouni Kenshin,
Ranma1/2,
Kekkaishi,
Kuroshituji,
The Wallflower,
Yu Yu Hakusho,
Baka and Test
My favorite anima characters:
Sesshoumaru(One of my favorite's),
Kagome,
Shippo(I love him he's so cute .),
Souta,
Bankotsu
Inuyasha
Hinata,
Gaara,
Neji,
Shikamaru,
Ciel P.
Sebastian M.
L
Light
Itachi
Jin (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Hiei
Youko
Yusuke
Ryoga Echizen
Ryoma Echizen
My favorite books characters:
Artemis F.
Herimone G.
Draco M.
Tom Riddle Jr.
Severus Snape (My hero \o/. I love him)
Percy Jackson
Nico Di Angelo
FAVORITE AUTHORS:
Eoin Colfer (I love his stories ;3)
Chris D' Lacey
Mark Twain
J.K Rowling
Rick Riordan
Colleen Houck
Books I Like:(There's so many _)
The Artemis Fowl Series
The Harry Potter Series
Alice's Adventures in Wounderland &
Through the looking Glass.
Starfire Angels (Starfire Angels: Dark Angel Chronicles Book 1)
The Call of the Wild
White Fang
Alpha Dog
The Heat (The Big Bad Wolf Series)
The Last Dragon Chronicles (By: Chris D' Lacey)
Tuck Everlasting
The Red Pyarmid
Tiger's Curse, Tiger's Quest, Tiger's Voyage
Favorite Music/Bands/Singers:
Just about any Country music.
Blink 182
Linkin Park
Ministry of Magic (I love their songs)
Pink
Hollywood Undead
Tokio Hotel
P.O.D
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
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If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever run into a door, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever tripped over your on feet, copy this on your profile.
If you think that a life with out computers is useless, copy this on your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this on your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is like Myspace to your friends and other people, copy this on your profile.
If you ever have the underiable urge to slam your head into something,weather it is another person or not, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself / someone else, copy this onto your profile.
R.I.P Uchiha Itachi
You will aways live in our hearts.
Copy and paste this on your profile if Itachi death affected you greatly.
Show the world how much you care.
Randomness
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year (or ever).
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Tamaki Prince Type
You're French
You're a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys
XEasily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most
You're overly eccentric in everything you do
XYou care about you family and freinds deeply even if they don't return the feelings.
Your birthday is April 8th
XYou're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Kyoya Cool Type
XYou wear glasses( sometimes)
You are know for being "evil"
You're favourite foods is anything spicy.
You excel in everything you do
You're birthday is November 22
XYou hate waking up in the morning
XYou never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Hunny Loli Shota Type
XYou're the shortest out of you freinds (Sadly T.T)
You love cakes and sweets
XYou have a stuff animal that has a special meaning to you
You are/have taken a martia arts class
You are close to your cousins
You look alot younger than you are
You are born on February 29th
XYour favourite subject is Math
Mori Wild Type
You're the tallest out of your freinds
XYou only talk when you need to
XYour protective of the people you care for
Your favorite food is Japanese food
XWhen bad thing happen you tend to blame yourself alot
Your birthday is May 5th
XYou're not much of a leader but more of a follower
Hikaru Devil Type
XYou and your sibling have a strong bond (well a least not to kill each other ;p)
You're a very cynical person
XYou like to mess with your siblings
XYou're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
You like Italian food
You get Jealous easily
XYou don't make freinds easily
Kaoru Devil Type
You like to play games
Favorite subject is English
You enjoy cosplay
You're nicer than your siblings (about equal)
Your birthday is June 9th
XYou're very forgiving
XYou rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
You like to playing tricks on people
Haruhi Natural Type
XYou don't care about trival thing like appearance.
XYou're tight with money.
XYou get along with guys well.
You're blunt about everything
XYou're an excellent cook
XYou have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
XPeople feel like they can open up and talk to you easily
I used to be normal till I met those losers I now call my bestfriends
Friends are God way of apologizing for our families
I agree with the dictionary:
Girls before Guys
Fun before Studying
Friends before Love
1.Your Real Name:
Erica
2.Your Gangsta Name: (first 3 letters of real name plus lizzle)
Erilizzle (0.0 umm ok)
3.Your Detective Name: (fav. color and fav. animal)
GreenWolf (Cool .)
4.Your Soap Opera Name: (middle name and current street name)
LaShayJasper (''tears in eyes'' I love my name .)
5.Your StarWars Name: (first 3 letters of your last name,first 2 letters of first name,last 3 letters of moms maiden name)
Fulerill (Wha..?)
6.Your Superhero Name: (2nd fav. color and fav. drink)
PurpleSprite (O.o oook then)
7.Your Goth Name: (Black and name of one of your pets)
BlackLofty (Humm...Ok)
Don't knock on death's door.Ring the doorbell,he hates that.
When your right, no one remembers, but when your wrong, no one forgets.
Most people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them
Arguing with your self is normal. It's when your argue with yourself and lose that weird.
Whoever said, "Nothing imossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
If all eles fails, destroy the eidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
The person who smiles when thing go wrong have found someone to blame it on.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to thier lever and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't wont to see you everyday.
Normal people scare me but not as much as i scare them.
There are very few problems that can't be solved using a large amount of explosives.
Knowledge is power; Power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.
It times like this I see whe I need a list of people who need to die.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have good ideas.
A wise man once said,''Ask a girl.''
When in doubt, push random buttons.
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
There are 3 kind of people;
those who learn by reading,
a few learn by observation,
and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say that guns don't kill people, people do.Well I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled ''Bang!.'' I don't think you'll kill many people...
Just when I think you said the stupidest thing you keep talking.
They say that hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
A newscaster is the person who says, " Good evening'' and then tells you why it not.
It's only illegal if you get caught, dummy.
Mentally Ill test: (X's are you) I am 88 Mentally Ill
XYou have screamed at inanimate objests for hurting.
X You have run into glass/screen door.
You have jumped out of a moveing venicle.
XYou have thought something was funny, and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. ( saddly my family too T.T)
XYou have run into tree/bush.
XYou have been called a blond.
Total:5
You Know it IS possible to lick your elbow.
XYou never knew the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
XYou have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
XYou have choked on your own spit.
Total:8
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
You have accidentally caught something on fire.
XYou tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
XYou caught yourself drooling.
Total:10
XYou have fallen asleep in class.
Sometimes you just stop thinking.
XSometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
XPeople oftenshake their heads and walk away from you. (Again my family Q.Q)
You are often told to used your ''indside voice.''
Total:13
You use your fingers to do simple math.
You have eaten a bug accidentally.
XYou are takeing this test when you should be doing someting more important.
XYou have put your clothes on backwards or inside out and didn't reaize it.
XYou've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
Total:16
XYou have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they they say will happen if you don't.
You break a lot of things.
You tilt your head when you're confused.
XYou have fallen out of you chair before.
XWhen you're lying in bed you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
XThe word "Um'' is used frequently.
XYou say''What'' and Huh'' a lot.
XYou plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total:22
Grand Total:22
Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
And re-post as: I am 88 Mentally ill.
Your Guy Side:(X's are you)
XYou love hoodies.
XYou love jeans.
Dogs are better than Cats (Not true U.U their about equal)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
XYou've played with/aganist boys on a team.
XShopping is torture.
XSad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with hot wheel cars as a kid.
At some point you wanted to be a firefighter.
XYou own/ed a DS,PS2, or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You like to go to highschool football games.
You used to/do collect football/baceball cards.
XIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
XGreen, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
XSports are fun.
Talk with food in mouth.
Sleep with socks on at nights.
Total:9
Your Girl Side:(X's are you)
XYou wear lipgloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
XYou dan't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
XIt takes you around/more then one hour to shower.
You smile a lot more then you should.
You have more then 10 paires of shoes.
XYou care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
XYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
XYou love the moives.
XYou used to play with dolls as kid.
Like puting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of things.
Total:7
The Shinbone: A device used for finding furniture in a dark room.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
If you've ever threatened a computer. repost this.
A Computer once beat me a chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!
If you have a tendency to talk to your self post this on your profile.
Favorite Quotes:
"Always." Severus Snape
''But I don't want to go among mad people,'' Alice remarked.
''Oh, you Can't help that, ''said the Cat:
''We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.Alice in Wounderland
''Everything has got to have a moral if only you can find it.''Lewis Carroll
"I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, desparingly, acutely miserable racked with sorrow,
but though it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.''Agatha Christie
''We need never be ashamed of our tears.''Charles Dickens
"Honesty is the best Policy-When there is money in it,'' Mark Twain
"If we fall behind schedule, I hope you realize it's your fault! Hey-- slow down, wait for me!" -- Hidan
"It wouldn't obey me, so I punished it."--Hiei (He's talking about his right arm)
"Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through this big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was eaten by a fish! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villians! Fish food!"--Yusuke
"Guy saves the world, still has to do algebra, makes sense."--Yusuke
"I thought I was crazy, Urameshi, but you'll take the prize! The hell was that?! You don't make bombs go boom in your face!"-Jin
Kuwabara: Are you serious!? You don't know dead squat about that guy!! What if he loses and we get booted from the tournament?!
Hiei: If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on boat before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain.
Kuwabara:... You didn't have too many friends growing up, didja?
Hiei: I think they stole my idea. We'll have to make them pay very dearly for that.
Kurama: Of course.
"If we catch Kira, he is evil. If he rules the world, he is justice." Light Yagami
"I'll take a potato chip, and eat it!" -Light
"I will become the new God of this world"- Light
“L Do you know Gods of Death love Apples?”Light
[After nice cop says okie dokie] "I like him. He says okie dokie." - Dean (Supernatural)
"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written." Artemis Fowl
"Knock yourself out ... Or rather, don't." Artemis Fowl
"I am not concerned with us all, just myself. And believe me, I shall be perfectly fine. Now, sit, please." Artemis Fowl
"Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud." - Domovoi Butler
"Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy." - Domovoi Butler
"(to Grub Kelp) Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!"- Domovoi Butler
"With great power... comes with a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."-Nico Di Angelo
"Green grass breaks though snow.
Artemis pleads for my help
I am so cool."
-Apollo from Percy Jackson and the Olympians
"I'd love to tell you I had some deep revelation on my way down, that I came to terms with my own mortality, laughed in the face of death, et cetera.
The truth? My only thought was: Aaaaggghhhhh!" -Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief
'Potter take Weasley with you, he looks far too happy,' - McGonagall; HBP
Ron: (Sitting upright in bed) Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron. - Prisoner of Azkaban
"You-complete-ARSE-Ronald-Weasley! You come back after months, and all you say is 'hey'?!" - Hermione to Ron in the Deathly Hallows
[Looking at the haunted hotel
] "We might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. Mmmm... Daphne. Love her." -Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
"I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot." - Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
Dean Winchester: [Sam points to a word carved into a telephone pole] Croatoan?
Sam Winchester: Yeah.
[Dean stares blankly]
Sam Winchester: Roanoke... lost colony... ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?
Dean Winchester: Yeah. Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...
Sam Winchester: That's not school; that's schoolhouse rock! - Supernatural
Dean Winchester: Ya' know she could be faking.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
[Dean nods]
Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick? - Supernatural
Sam Winchester:Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean Winchester: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?
Sam Winchester: [Sarcastic] Lollipops and candycanes. - Supernatural
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." Harry Potter
"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?" Harry Potter
"Albus Severus..you were named for the two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew." Harry Potter
"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse,
expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed." Hermione Granger
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this in to your profile:
My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still wont to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up all day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark; My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charie's Bar.
I hear him curse; my name he calls
I press myself against the wall.
I try and hide from his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now; I'm starting to cry.
He finds weeping he shouts ugly words,
He says it my fault that he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and I run for the door.
He's already locked it and I start to bawl
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken.
''I'm sorry!,'' I scream ... but its now much to late
His face has been tristed into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless; sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her
even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it,
talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"
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l、 ヽ
じしf,ノ
KITTY!
This is Kitty. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE KITTY!
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Not all scars show, Not all wound heal, Sometimes you can't always see the pain someone feels.
I lock away the pain, Put away the fears, Show you only smiles, Not the hidden tears.
My wounds have healed by now, but you can still see the scars.
Live your own life, for you die your own death.
Sometimes people put up walls not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.
Rules : Get your Ipod/MP3, put it on shuffle, then answer each question. NO CHEATING!
IF SOMEONE SAYS "YOU'RE HOT" YOU SAY:
Kellie Pickler- I'm on My Way
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE?
Taylor Swift- Cold as You
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Eminem- Almost Famous (Ooook 0.0)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE LONG GOAL?
Miranda Lambert - Gunpower & Lead
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Tamara Walker- Didn't We Love
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Kenny Chesney- She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy (wha... 0.0)
WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT?
Soulja Boy- Kiss me Thur the phone (Nope! @.@)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU?
Eminem- Won't Back Down
WHAT DOES YOUR BEST FRIEND ALWAYS SAY TO YOU?
Miranda Lambert - Easy from Now (Nope its Bookworm (to me) .
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Eminem- Not Afraid (Maybe...)
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SAYING?
Daughtry- Crashed (Nope)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Taylor Swift- Stay Beautiful
WHAT WILL BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Chris Clouse- Walk Away (Hope Not)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Eminem-W.T.P (Is Not)
WHAT DO THINK OF YOUR HOUSE?
Eric Church- Young and Wild (Nope it is Very Old)
WHAT DO YOU WISH YOU WERE DOING RIGHT NOW?
Sugerland- All I Want to do (No)
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SAID?
Bon Jovi- Wanted Dead or Alive
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT?
LeAnn Rimes- The Right Kind of Wrong
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Tayor Swift- Our Song (No U.U Its Erica)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?
Kellie Pickler- Red High Heels
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ?
Big & Rich- Holy Water
Recent studies show that if Abercrombie said that it wasn’t cool to breathe anymore 98 of teenagers would suffocate, copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 2 that would be laughing their buts off.
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.
RE-POST IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.
There aren't enough supporters! The world survives on love, yet we reject it? Spread the word!
Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--
1.) Hug her from behind.
2.) Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3.) When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4.) Cuddle with her.
5.) Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6.) Write little notes.
7.) Compliment her.
8.) When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9.) Say I love you...and MEAN IT!
10). Brush the hair out of her eyes
11). Comfort her when she cries.
12.) Love her with all your heart
Girls- C&P this if you think its sweet.
Guys- C&P this if you would do any of it
62 Things About Guys.
1. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
3. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
4. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
5. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
6. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
7. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
8. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
9. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
10. Guys get jealous easily.
11. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
12. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
13. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
14. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
5. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
16. Guys are very open about themselves.
17. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
18. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
19. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
20. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
21. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
22. Guys will brag about anything.
23. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
24. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
25. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then they're all confused.
26. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
27. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
28. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
29. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
30. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
31. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
32. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
33. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
34. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
35. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
36. Guys don't really have final decisions.
37. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
38. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
39. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
49. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
50. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
51. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
52. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them.
53. Guys don't like girls who are too skinny.
54. Guys love it when girls talk about their boobs.
55. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not ...
56. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours...
57. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
58. If it seems like he's looking at the ground, he really looking at your breasts (some of them anyways)
59. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
60. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
61. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
62. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
Repost this if you hate STEREOTYPES: Bold is you
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so i MUST CUT MY WRISTS
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ARTS, so I MUST be a Homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, I MUST think eery person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
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This is Kitty.
SUPPORT THE KITTY!
Copy & paste this in your profile. Kitty will rule the world!! K? :D
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
.If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile
You know you live in 21st century when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave...
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years...
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space...
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV...
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling...
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5...
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5...
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly...
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did...
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (If I was dead how would I be putting this stuff on here?)
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!
FEMALE COMEBACKS
Pick up lines, responses. Add to it!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing
Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes.
Woman: Then turn around and walk away.
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "FEMALE COMEBACKS"
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(O.o)
o(/_._\)o
Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!
On the other hand, this is Kitty.
／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ
Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows. Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
--93 percent of teens imitate what they see famous people do, if you're one of the seven percent who doen't give a crap, post this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile
(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o) music
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people teblonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name.
20.stubbed your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (Haha that was funny!)
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (I'm smart but i'm really slow)
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (the shoes looked the same)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (I'm not emo)
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
You were born an original, don't dye a copy
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same.
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
You are only what you are when no one is looking.
They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.
I'm bored. Run for your sanity.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
"I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..."
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.
"Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive, anyway."
MENstrual pain, MENstrual cramps, MENtal anxiety, MENopause... goddangit... all of our problems start with MEN!
If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
Mello shoots anyone who calls him a girl, I shoot any bitch who touches my chocolate. Let the battle begin.
You call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
God, give me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the strength to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the dead bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile! (I did. So sad)
If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
SORRY, BUT I LOVE MY PARTENTS.
There were 3 girls,
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
It said:
SatanStalker: So how do you like my
MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
you're looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man you're starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think he's
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, you're alone so it's
not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think I'm going to leave now because you're freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared.
Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said
anything
she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die.
If you have a mad fasanation with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.
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Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
SLYTHERIN!
You scored 44% Slytherin, 32% Ravenclaw, 16% Gryffindor, and 40% Hufflepuff!
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
These cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
Slytherins are known for their ambition, guile, and Machiavellian sensiblities.
Why am I not surprised? Well I hoped for Ravenclew, but I'm ok with it I guess.
Take The Sorting Hat Test at HelloQuizzy
Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1.Draco Malfoy
2.Hermione Granger
3.Severus Snape
4.Tom Riddle Jr.
5.Percy Weasley
6.Bill Weasley
7.Charlie Weasley
8. Fred Weasley
9.George Weasley
10.Remus Lupin
11.Sirius Black
12.Harry Potter
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Bill W./Sirius B.? No, but there might be some.
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Tom Riddle? Yes, but I don't like him for is looks. ( What I don't. .-')
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Harry/Fred? Is that even possible?!!! But it better then Harry being married to Ginny.
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
George yes I read some, but I don't recall any names.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hermione/Bill? Yes. 'Cuz Hermione is awesome.
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Percy/George or Percy/Remus. Hummm, neither but IF I had to pick I'd pick Percy/Remus.
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Charlie? Hermione/Harry? I don't know scream I guess.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Severus/Remus? I'm no good at summarys just ask my teachers. D: But, here it goes: Feeling sorry for what his friend did some many year ago Remus goes to apologize to Severus. But is it to late? Will Severus forgive and forget or will he turn Remus away? (Well there you go)
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Draco/Fred? Not to sure, but I don't think so.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Charlie/Harry? What bestfriends big brothers are for. ( Not very good TT)
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Tom/Draco? Ummm. I'm not even gonna answer this.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Charlie? Not to sure. I'm to lazy to ask.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Severus? (see answer 12.)
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Sirius? (see answer 12.)
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Hermione/Tom/Percy? Sure if they want to...
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Remus? Umm, I really don't know it depends on who he's with ...yeah.
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Fred? Trouble maker.
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Draco/Bill/Harry? T maybe...
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Remus/Hermione? I don't know.
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Percy? A month or 2 ago.
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Bill? I don't Know go ask his wife.
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Sirius/George? Drunk very very drunk.
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Severus/Charlie? Charlie. Why? 'Cause I say so. :P
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
Confused love. ( 'Cuz I got confused just reading it)
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Charlie/Fred? I don't know the same?????
Sometimes I lay awake at night and ask "Where have i gone wrong?" and a little voice in my head says "This is gonna take more than one night."
Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
9 out of the 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.
I used to have super powers but then my therapist took them away
Whatever woman do they have to do twice as good as men to be thought of as half as good. Luckily this is not difficlt
Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, bought a t-shirt, came back.
When people insult people you love, ignore them. When they insult a book you love, fight them till the death.
(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"
When you dial a mental hospital:
Ring...Ring...
Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-complusive, please press one repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.
Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Post this
Chocolate bar
On your page
if you are a
† Mello fan †
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. ='(
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN we fucked up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are yor personal crying sholder.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Always return your stuff in better condition than when you gave it to them.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
Copy and past this if your a girl
Now Men...
Men are like fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it is up to women
to stomp the crap out of them
until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile(who cares what other people think?)
If you actually like to read, just for fun, copy and past this on your profile.(Whoever doesnt are missing out)
FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit there and comfort you all day"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. Grandpa by Grandpa and Grandma by Grandma.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Gramps and Grams!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process
FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you
FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff
BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it
FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning
FRIENDS: Will let you dance with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will yell 'No She's Mine'.
FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test
BEST FRIENDS: Will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch
BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours
FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this crap
"Join the Vampires; we have Jasper Whitlock Cullen Hale." Crap, that's a lot of list names.
Emmett's the Strongest,
Rosalie's the Prettiest,
Edward's the Smoothest,
Bella's the Clumsiest,
Alice's the Quirkiest,
But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make
everyone feel jealous.
I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT
To sєє thє NΣW MOON
And ιf I'm luckч
I'll sєє thє ΣCLIPSΣ
At BЯΣΛKING DΛWN
And thє wholє tιmє
I'm sιttιng with чou
Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN
You know you are obsessed with fanfiction when...
1.) You go through withdrawal symptoms when you can't get your 'fix' for the day.
2.) You get extremly angry/violent when someone interrupts you when you are reading.
3.) You forget to eat
4.) You confuse fanfiction with the books
5.) You feel as if the last book (7th) was really a bad/good fanfiction you read and not the real thing.
6.) You sometimes feel the urge to talk to your friends about something one of the characters did in the story.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile and add anything you may feel falls into this category
(I fall in to all the categorys. -.-' I'm not sure thats a good thing though.)
If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.
If you are wasting your time reading weird, witty, funny things off of someone's crazy profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree
If you like slash, femslash, yoai and yuri and you don't know how the fuck that happened, copy and paste this into your profile.
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile. (Thank god for spell check..)
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
Meaning of color and your birthday!!
Don't cheat, if you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.
Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom.
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Wich color do you like more, black or white?
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
Answers:
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue - You are spontaneous and love, kissed and affection from the one you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. if your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5.This person is your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday
My answers to this:
1.Green
2.E
3.April
4.Black
5.Countney
6.10
7.Driving
8.lake
9.To make my little sister happy.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet
and so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is stupid cat
This is dork cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
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Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If your against child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!And Freddy should come visit you.
Stop 4Kids!
When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children ("sent to the stars"), and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree!
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Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans
Normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
YuGiOh fans; would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
Normal people: Say OMG!
YuGiOh fans; Say oh my RA !
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!
YuGiOh fans ; Say shut up or I;ll steal Seto's checkbook and blame on you..
Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly
YuGiOh fans; Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.
Normal people: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
YuGiOh fans; When being chased yell HELP ME MARIK.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Gets nervous/scared during thunderstorms.
YuGiOh fans; Know that their might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura , and that some of them might be shirtless.
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
YuGiOh fans; Would go directly to Domino city.
Normal people; Would be scared when they see people in purple caots chasing them.
YuGiOh fans; Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
Nomal people; Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycle's
YuGiOh fans; Know a lot better and know that it is Marik or Valon the badass Australian .
Normal people; Think YugiOh is just a stupid childern's card game
YuGiOh fans; Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.
Normal people; Think little people are stupid.
YuGiOh fans: Think that Mokuba is way to cute to be stupid.
Normal people; Would never go to an orphang
YuGiOh fans; Know better and go a lot to orphangs to check out if there is someone like Seto.
Normal people; Think Egypt is stupid
YuGiOh fans; Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik is there!
Normal people; Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.
YuGiOh fans; Would just kipnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.
If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile.
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You Say Pink I Say Black
You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS!
You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF!
You Say Pop I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE
If you Love Severus Snape's huge nose then copy and paste this to your profile!
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If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you knew Taylor Lautner as shark boy and not Jacob before, put this on your profile
If you are an Akatsuki fan, put this in your profile.
If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.
Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making your boyfriend be your yaoi lover, even if you are a girl. Crazy is yelling at inatimate objects because you think they hate you.Carzy is when you do something stupid with you sister Knowing you'll get in trouble. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"
Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."
STOP THE paring Wars!: By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You admit that doing the opposite, you institute a high level of immaturity into your being. You shall have your opinions but shall not insult pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them. You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shall not flame others for pairings you despise.
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Konoha, copy and paste this into your profile
Itachi will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!
If you're conviced Gaara is not emo, copy and paste this onto your profile.
5 Truths of Life.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.
Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!
AQUARIUS - The Slut
(1/20-2/18)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The Addict (My mom 2/6)
(2/19-3/20)
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Cool One
(7/23-8/22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER - The Smart One.
(6/22-7/22)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES- The Irresistible One (Me 4/4, my step dad 3/22, Brandon 4/10)
(3/21-4/19)
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
(11/22-12/21)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS- The Aggressive One
(4/20-5/20)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LIBRA - The Partner for Life
(9/23-10/22)
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CAPRICORN - The Cute One (Emily(my little sister) 1/4)
(12/22-1/19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
(10/23-11/21)
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not
repost.
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (Countrey 9/13)
(8/23-9/22)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
GEMINI - The Liar (Billy 5/25)
(5/21-6/21)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships,
Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
Put this on your
page if you love
Hinata!
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE
1. We have cookies
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. SCREW COOKIES, WE GOT YAOI!
ಠ_ಠ(-\) ART IS A BANG! UN
/_\Put this on your page if you love Deidara
Akatsuki icons!
Itachi /_\
Deidara o\/
Zetsu \o.o/
Tobi @
Sasori -.-
Kisame =0_o=
Hidan o.o
Kakuzu --_--
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
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I found this on the internet somewhere and I couldn't not put it here:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).
Go for it!
SCROLL DOWN!
STOP!
Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
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A woman once said men are like a deck of cards you need:
a heart to love him
a diamond to marry him
a club to bash his f-ing head in; and
a spade to bury the bastard
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:
What out landish schemew would involve the blackmailing of an alcohol-addicted sprite?-Artems Fowl (book 1)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My over filled book shef in my living room.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Some movie I think. I watch it late last night.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:05 a.m
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:10 a.m
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Birds outside, fan in my room, my sister laughing at a movie.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Around 11:30 feed my pets because I the only one who does.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
FanFiction.
9. What are you wearing?
Black short sleve shirt and pants ect.
10. Did you dream last night?
Why it have to be this question? I'm not answering.
11. When did you last laugh?
When my sister said something funny this morning.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Pictures of my family.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Define weird.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I don't know. What do YOU think of this quiz.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Devil. I think that the name.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house. Stuff for my family and friends. Give a lot of money to my sister. And give money to peole who need it I guess.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
Why would I do that? You would know if I told you.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Peolple could love who they want and no one would say anything about it.
19. Do you like to dance?
Noooo. Stalker.
20. George Bush:21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don't know, Hermione, its a lovey name.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I like Xander or Alexander.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
NOOOOOOO.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?
Wha... There must be a mistake. (kidding)
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A WEEKDAY:
Monday: Everyone HATES Monday because they either have to go to work or school.
Tuesday: Everyone HATES Tuesday because they’re still getting over Monday.
Wednsday: Everyone HATES Wednsday because it’s only the middle of the week.
Thursday: Everyone HATES Thursday because they wish the week would be just over.
Friday: Everyone HATES Friday because the weekend took so long to get here.
Saturday: Everyone LOVES Saturday because it’s a free day.
Sunday: Everyone HATES Sunday because Monday is tomorrow.
RULES
You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
Copy and paste this on your profile!
ARE YOU?
1. Perfect? Do I even have to answer that? No I'm not.
2. Tall? No. :(
3. In your pajamas? It's not time for me to sleep yet!
4. Left handed? Nope, I'm Right.
LAST:
1. Friend you saw: Billy
3. Person to text you: Brandon
4. Was today better than yesterday? Yes.
FAVORITES:
1. Number: 10
2. Color(s): Green
3. Fruit: All fruit
4. Place: My room
EIGHT EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now? Yes. My friends.
2. Are you happy? No, I'M EXCITED!!
3. Are you sad? Not right now.
4. Are you bored? I'm taking a random survey because it's one of the many things I have to do. WHAT DO YA THINK?!
6. Are you nervous? No.
8. Are you tired? Never a moment when I'm not.
ABOUT YOU:
1.Real name? Erica
2. Nick names? Rica, bookworm, shorty ect.
3. Eye color? Right now green
4. Zodiac sign? Aries
5. Male or female? Female
6. Slut? You make me laugh...no.
7. Smart? Me? I've been told.
8. Hair color? Dark Blond
9. Long or short? Define long
10. Sweats or Jeans? Does it matter?
11. Phone or Camera? Carmera.
12. Drink or Smoke? Neither. They might kill me.
13. Righty or lefty? ...I could've sworn you already asked me that. Scroll up, you lazy test!
FIRSTS:
1. First best friend? Billy
2. First crush? Clay. First grade
3. First pet? Dog
4. First big vacation? Ummm...I don't remember.
CURRENTLY:
1. Eating? Nothing.
2. Drinking? Water
3. I'm about to: Read.
4. Listening to? My sister laugh
5. Plans for today? Swim in my pool :) ( It's so hot outside)
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? Taller
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Romantic is a yes, just not too romantic.
3. Sensitive or loud? A loud person.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship cause you never know whats gonna happen!
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? When I was little.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Glasses, yes
3. Ran away from home? I'm spoiled rotten! Why would I wanna run away?!
4. Broken someone's heart? Never
5. Been arrested? I'm not that bad of a person!
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? Nope, things happen by chance.
2. Yourself? No duh.
3. Heaven? Yes and no
4. Santa Claus? No
4. Love? Yes and no
5. Do you like someone? Nope.
6. Do you believe in God? Yes
Answered the truth on all questions?Yes, I've been truthful throughout this whole survey.
If you're putting this in your profile only for entertainment purposes and to make your profile longer than it already is because that's just plain awesome, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer than it already is by copying and pasting this into the profile you are trying to make longer and yes, I am completely aware that I'm saying all this to make this copy and paste a hell of a lot longer than it has to be, I'm just smart like that.
1. I need 2 tell u something, read number 5
2. Are u in a rush? read number 8
3. Are u curious? read number 9
4. Look its the following...u betta read number 15
5. I havent got the guts...just read number 17
6. I would like to tell u..but u should read number 16
7. I'll tell u...but first read number 2
8. Its very simple...just read number 4
9. Dont get nervous..its simple..jus read number 18
10. Not yet...but read number 19
11. Are u gettin tired? relax...just read number 13
12. Like i was sayin...read number 3
13. You're nearly there...read number 20
14. Just dropped by 2 say HI THERE,wassup!! heheehe!
15. Ur getting nervous..just read number 6
16. U still dont get it? just read number 12
17. Oh! im embarassed...read number 7
18. I dunno if u'll understand...just read number 10
19. You are seriously almost there! Just read number 11
20. Wooh! Going closer! Read number 14
I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!
06/09:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ITACHI!!
6 reasons not to mess with children:
Reason 1:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
Reason 2:
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
Reason 3:
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
Reason 4:
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
Reason 5:
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
Reason 6:
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
If we go to school to learn, and learning is knowledge, and knowledge is power, and power is corruption, and corruption is crime, and crime isn't wanted in school, then why the heck do we go to school?
Put this on your
page if you love
Gaara!
Put this on your
page if you love
Kankuro!
"Villains are the new heroes. We dress better and are much hotter." If you love all villains and baddies and psychos in fandoms, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is, copy this and put it into your profile. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!
If you truly believe that the Naruto characters live in another universe, PASTE THIS
If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, PASTE THIS
If you believe Hidan will return, PASTE THIS
If you are under the age of 15 but can carry on an actually conversation with an adult about issuies that matter copy and paste this into your profile.
Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name
A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times
{E Has gorgeous eyes.
R Good boyfriend/girlfriend
I Loves to smile and laugh
C A good kisser
A Hot}
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings.
You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile
I prefer solitude to company! copy and paste this if you agree.
How are you? I'm f.i.n.e-
-Fucked up
-Insecure
-Neurotic and
-Emotional.
I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking
WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.
IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times
once when it's said
once when it's explained to me
once five minutes later when i finally get it
If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.
I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.
Without GOD, our week would be:
Sinday,
Mournday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Fightday,
Shatterday.
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
Seven days without GOD will make one weak.
Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement
If everything seems to be going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...
I’m not scared…but my inner child has run away in terror and is threatening to jump off of the coffee maker…funny thing is, we don’t have a coffee maker.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
This...was so many levels past 'not good' there wasn't a word for it yet.
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
"There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!".
I'm not evil I'm...no wait, I AM evil...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win.
In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this.
If the thought of doing something makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds its probably illegal!
Siblings, can't live with them, can't bury them in the garden without mum noticing!
The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
93 percent of american teens would have an e
motional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?"" Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." copy this to your profile...
Weird is good and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you're bored enough to read this, copy this into your profile.
If you have multiple personalities, copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a clue who you really are,copy this into your profile.
If you know exactly who you are, copy this into your profile.
If you just love to not agree with yourself, copy this into your profile.
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you
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PMS - Possible Murder Suspect
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!
Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
Hell hath no fury that of a scorned woman. I'll help make sure of it.
You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.
Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"
If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile
If you support Danny/Vlad as a father/son pairing, copy and paste this to your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome warewolf,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.
Promise to Remember
I promise to remember Harry,
When someone grows up with no love.
I promise to remember Ron,
When someone is jealous.
I promise to remember Hermione,
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years.
I promise to remember James and Lily,
when someone dies before their time.
I promise to remember Dumbledore,
At the thought of the greater good.
I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good",
for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course.
I promise to remember Moony,
And fight for human rights.
I promise to remember Snape,
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Narcissa,
When I'd do anything for family.
I promise to remember Dora Tonks,
When someone is hyper.
I promise to remember Hedwig,
who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy,
When ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to be careful,
For Moody's sake, of course.
I promise to remember Hagrid,
When one is wrongly blamed.
I promise to remember Neville,
when I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember the Marauders,
When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."
Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.
You're Too Big a Harry Potter Fan when...
You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.
You call your least favorite teacher Snape. (No I love Snape)
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.
You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.
You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.
You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)
You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.
You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.
You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"
You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible
Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!
You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 5, 6, and 7 in your hands.
You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions
You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.
When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.
You yell into the "tellyfone."
You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".
Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.
You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).
You name all of your pets after HP characters.
You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.
You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.
You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.
You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving
If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile
If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins death's copy and paste this into your profile.
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with books and have more than two bookshelves, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind.Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, ''Where to begin?"
If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
People say Twilight is gay, I'm going off but cooling down. But the minute you say Justin Beiber looks better than Taylor Lautner, it's going down!
I just saw Twilight. It's labeled a vampire film, but I don't know why. Those were not vampires. It sunlight makes you sparkle, you're definetly a unicorn.
Ouch papercut! . . . OUCH PAPER CUT! . . . . . I SAID: OUCH PAPER CUT! . . . Jasper come bite me!
Lessons Learned in Twilight
1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise
Pick themonth you were born on...
1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged
Pick the day (number) you were born on...
01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...
White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!
I killed a homeless guy because I hate my life
YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONS OR NO RELATIONS AND THAT WOULDN'T MAKE LIFE VERY FUN! SO GO
This or That
1.Edward or Jacob
Jacob
2.Emmett or Jasper
Jasper
3.Esme or Renee
Esme
4.Carlise or Chalie
Carlisle
5.Alice or Rosalie
Rosalie
6.James or Victoria
James
7.Mike or Eric
Eric
8. Jessica or Angela
Angela
9. Aro or Jane
Aro
10. Cullens or Blacks
Both!
11. Werewolfs or vampires
Both!
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901
Bella Cullen: Luckier That You since 1987
Twilight
I promise to remember Bella,
Whenever I carelessly fall down.
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I am out of town.
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heat fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rosalie
When I see something with pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach Isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
WOULD YOU RATHER..
1) pierce your nose or tongue? neither
2) be serious or be funny? Funny
3) drink whole or skim milk? whole
ARE YOU..
4) simple or complicated? Complicated :P
DO YOU PREFER..
5) flowers or angels? Angels
6) grey or gray? gray
7) color or black & white photos? Black and white.
8) lust or love? Love
9) sunrise or sunset? Sunset, :D
10) M&Ms or Skittles? SKITTLEZ :D
11) rap or rock? Rap...- Yo.
12) staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late :D
13) TV or radio? Radio
15) eating apples or oranges? Apples
DO YOU PREFER.
18) being hot or cold? Warm
19) tall members of the opposite sex? I like tall ;)
20) sun or moon? Moon
21) emeralds or rubies? Emeralds
22) left or right? Right
23) having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 1 Best friend :D
24) sun or rain? Rain
25) vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla !!!!!!!!!
26) boys or girls? Boys ;)
27) green beans or carrots? Green beans
28) low fat or fat free? Low fat..
MISCELLANEOUS..
29) What is your biggest fear in the world? Being buried alive :S
30) kids or no kids? Kids :D
31) Cat or dog? Cat --Meow--
32) Half empty or half full? Half Full
33) Mustard or ketchup? Ketchup
34) Hard cover books or soft cover books? Hard cover :D or soft
35) Newspaper or magazine? Magazine
36) Sandals or sneakers? Sneakers
37) Wonder or amazement? Wonder
38) Red car or white car? White :3
39) Happy & poor or sad & rich? Happy and Poor :3
40) Singing or dancing? Singing :3
41) Hugging or kissing? Hugging
43) Happy or sad? happy
45) Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes- (but im blond )
10 Reasons Why I Love Jacob Black
1. Taylor Lautner (Enough said)
2. He’s hot (in more ways than one)
3. He’s tall, dark, and handsome
4. He’s sarcastic
5. He has a big heart
6. He tells great blonde jokes
7. He stuck by Bella (even though I don’t think she really deserved it)
8. He’s an Alpha
9. He’s not afraid to die
10. He’s naked after he phases (Maybe this should be #2)
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. (crap, I could earn so much money!)
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. (hides the flea collar)
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. (Crap...gives back everyone's money)
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."... (what, they joke about mine!!)
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. (dammit...I wanted to scare my friends)
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."...(Grrrr spoil sport)
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." (But itssss Fuuuuunnn!!)
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. (but I bet it's the Slytherins)
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." (Oh crap.. I just wanted to declare that and then Hugs them until they can't breath)
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor... (BURN SNAPE BURN!!)
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort... ( he does need to get one though)
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling...( are they?)
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell. (ehm, to late...)
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate... (But it's so much Fun!!)
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. (Bet it stops people from breaking rules)
28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
30) I will not go to class skyclad.
31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. (Hm...mean)
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."
37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. ( oH my god...i will not go there... But still, They killed Kanny..You bastards)
38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.
40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"
41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.
42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. ( But they can EXTERMINATE the dementors!!)
43) I will not lick Trevor. ( Wh...why would someone do that..?)
44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. ( But it's such a cool costume!!)
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously. ( He does though!!)
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. ( No... coz it will be Bunnies)
50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God... (OMG you mean he isn't?)
If you think that the book Twilight is better than the movie, copy and paste this on your profile
If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile
You know you live in 2010 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take Facebook pics
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/Facebook
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this
9. You were too busy to notice number five
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did
A stranger stabs you in the front
A friend stabs you in the back
A lover stabs you in the heart
Best friends poke each other with straws
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was
You call me a bitch?
Well a bitch is a dog,
Dogs bark,
Bark is on trees,
Trees are a part of nature,
And nature is beautiful,
So thanks for the compliment. :)
WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL??
Try it without looking at answers
1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9
2) Multiply by 3 then
3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)
4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….
5) Add the digits together
Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :
1. Einstein
2. Nelson Mandela
5. Bill Gates
6. Gandhi
7. Brad Pitt
8. Hitler
9. DarkAngel386
10. Barack Obama
Ok people stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life: in your wildest dreams.
HE: Your place or mine?
SHE: Both, you go to yours and I'll go to mine.
HE: Does beauty run in your family?
SHE: Well it obviously doesn't run in yours.
HE: I can see forever in your eyes.
SHE: But all I can see is never in yours.
HE: I looked up beatiful today in the thesaurus and your name was included.
SHE: Thanks! I saw your name next to jerk.
HE: You're like a dream.
SHE: Go back to sleep.
HE: What do I have to give you for one little kiss?
SHE: Chloroform.
HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, but I don't accept cheap gifts.
HE: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
SHE: Yeah, but this time, don't stop.
HE: I think you're th best looking girl here.
SHE: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then.
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Sure, but only if you buy my girlfriend one too.
Dear people reading this,
AM I MAKING YOU YELL IN YOUR HEAD?
Sincerely,
the CAPS lock
When your mom counts to 3:
Mom: One!
You: Do you really think counting is going to make me do anything?
Mom: Two!
You: Alright, I'm going!
Mom, it doesn't matter if I go to bed at 10pm or 2am, I will wake up at 6am and still be tired
That "Oh Sh*t Moment" when you try to kill a wasp and you miss
Why. Is. It. That. When. I. Read. Stuff. Like. This. The. Voice. In. My. Head. Takes. Little. Pauses?
When I'm the last person to go to bed and I have to turn off my light, I clear the path from my light switch to my room, get my phone ready as a torch, and then switch the lights off and sprint to my bed so the monster under my bed doesn't get me
Being so bored in class that you trace the stapler in the corner of the paper
Why is that when my mom looks for something, it magically appears?
So, if a tamato is a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
Me: I'm a ninja
Friend: No you're not
Me: Yes I am. Did you see me do that?
Friend: Do what?
Me: EXACTLY!
Coloring In School
Elementary School: Yay! Pretty colors!
Middle School: This is so dumb...
High School: Who the F*CK took the red!?!
Soldiers should get paid more than football players
Soldiers save your country and save our lives
Football players kick a ball
I know I'm not perfect,
I know I'm a geek, in many ways,
I know I listen to "Weird" bands,
I know I like to read,
I know I like school, even teachers.
BUT:
I know I have true friends,
I know I'm loved,
I know who I love,
I know I can overcome ups and downs.
And I know who I am.
Calling me Fake, won't make you Real.
Calling me Stupid, won't make you Smart.
Calling me Weak, won't make you Strong.
Calling me Ugly, won't make you Pretty.
Calling me Poor, won't make you Rich.
Calling me Fat, won't make you Perfect?
So why bother?
48 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1) What color is your toothbrush?
Green and white
2) Name one person who made you smile today:
My best friend, Brandon
3) What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
Listening to my homeroom teacher
4) What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Updating my FanFiction profile
5) What is your favorite candy bar?
Snickers
6) What is the last thing you said aloud?
Goodnight to my sister (she went to bed early)
7) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Cookie Dough
8) What was the last thing you had to drink?
Milk
9) Do you like your wallet?
Yep!
10) What was the last thing you ate?
An icecream
11) Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No
12) The last sporting event you watched?
A little kid football (American) game because my neice is a 6 year old cheerleader.
13) What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
The only kind I eat is butter popcorn
14) Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
My best friend, Brandon
15) Ever go camping?
A couple of times
16) Do you take vitamins daily?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...no
17) Do you go to church every Sunday?
I used to
18) Do you have a tan?
Yes
19) Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
HELLZ YEAH!!!
20) Do you drink your soda with a straw?
At a restuarant I do, but at home I drink it out of the can
21) What did your last text message say?
Just saying
22) What are you doing tomorrow?
School...
23) Look to your left, what do you see?
A wall
24) What color is your watch?
Green
25) What do you think of when you hear Australia?
The Crocodile Hunter
26) What is your birthstone?
Diamond
27) Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
Both
28) What is your favorite number?
10
29) Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My sister
30) Any plans today?
Not really
31) How many states have you lived in?
One
32) Biggest annoyance right now?
Nothing right now
33) Last song listened to?
Youth Of A Nation
34) Can you say the alphabet backwards?
Sometimes
35) Do you have a maid service clean your house?
I wish...
36) Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Tennis shoes
37) Are you jealous of anyone?
No
38) Is anyone jealous of you?
I don't know
39) Do you love anyone?
My friends and family
40) Do any of your friends have children?
Nope
41) What do you usually do during the day?
School and check my e-mails. I also get on FanFiction everyday
42) Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
NO
43) Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
Yes, I do
44) What color is your car?
Don't have a car.
45) Do you like cats?
Yes
46) Are you thinking about someone right now?
Nope
47) Have you ever been to Six Flags?
No
48) How did you get your worst scar?
When I was younger, I fell down a hole with glass in it.
Why do girls eat chocolate and boys drink beer after a breakup?
Because the sweetness of the chocolate makes the girls forget the bitterness of the breakup while the bitterness of the beer makes guys forget the sweetness of the girl
Guy: I'm jealous of your pillow
Girl: Why?
Guy: It sleeps next to you every night, it wipes away your tears, you hug it a lot, and it gets to see you all the time
Meeting you was fate
Becoming your friend was choice
But falling in love with you was out of my control
When you say Forks, I say La Push.
You say Emmett, I say Paul.
You say Jasper, I say Seth. (Nope)
You say Edward, I say Jacob.
You say Cullens, I say The Pack.
You say I'm crazy, I say "Takes one to know one"
Team Jacob because real men don’t sparkle
Jacob glared at the kids dressed as vampires for Halloween and lied and said he was all out of candy
And so the human fell in love with the fictional werewolf...
ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.
THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?
THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.
THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...
66% of you won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread
I promise to remember:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile.
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
The Kane Chronicles Pledge:
I promise to remember Carter
When I travel far away
I promise to remember Sadie
When I have something sarcastic to say
I promise to remember Desjardins
When someone doesn't fight fair
I promise to remember Amos
When someone has beads in their hair
I promise to remember Iskandar
When I see someone very old
I promise to remember Bast
When I see cat's eyes that are gold
I promise to remember Horus
When I see a beautiful bird
I promise to remember Isis
Whenever strange voices are heard
I promise to remember Set
When someone is clever and sly
When a cute boy catches my eye
I promise to remember Zia
When I see someone working magic
I promise to remember Julius Kane
When someone's life is tragic
I promise to remember Ruby Kane
When someone I love is gone
And whenever I read The Red Pyramid
I'll always remember this song.
Pledge to the Gods:
I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!
WHAT AM I?
PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
You own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 5
GOTHIC
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 4
PUNK
You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 4
GEEK
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 6
EMO
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses. (What does THAT have to do with being Emo?)
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot (guys)
Total : 5
GHETTO/GANGSTA
You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 1
HARDCORE/SCENE
You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 3
ATHLETIC
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number
Total : 5
The Best Friend Pledge-
1. When you are blue, I will try and dislodge whatever is in your throat.
2. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
3. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
4. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get until you stop whining.
5. When you are confused, I will use little words.
6. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me. I don't want whatever you've got.Jk (sort of).
7. When you fall, I will ask if you're okay, sit there and laugh at your clumsy butt.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)
You're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile
If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a crazy obessed Zutara fan and think that the show creators are idiots for not putting them together, copy and paste this to your profile.
I love chocolate, it's my medicine, if you are a chocoholic copy & paste this into your profile.
If you wish it was summer vacation RIGHT NOW, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear the phrase "Silence is Golden" you have the urge to yell at the end "BUT DUCT TAPE IS SILVER!" copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.
Some may say I am weird, if you agree, post this onto your profile
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody …presents the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to disagree
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Ginny Weasley...wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … was killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggleborn – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Lucius Mouthful’.
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Rules of the game:
Copy and paste everything, do it and repost the title with whatever rank you were given.
Ranks are given at the bottom of this note
If you have done something in this school which is indicated by the sentence, mark the [ ] on the left side of the thing you have done with a x.
I am a good student but with occasional trouble:
Let the game begin.
Level 1:
[ ] Sleep in class
[x] Talked in class (sometimes0
] Not seating at your own place in class
[ ] Scolded by a teacher
[ ] Litter the classroom
[x] Did not do your homework
[x] Submitted your homework
[ ] Put nail polish
[ ] Lepaking
[ ] Did not pay attention in class
[x] Dreaming in class
[ ] Goofing around in class
[x] Copied other people's homework
[ ] Played a trick on your classmates
My Total: 5
Level 2:
[ ] Walking around
[ ] Late in class
[x] Was a bit naughty
[ ] Shouted at the top of your voice during lesson time
[ ] Scolding vulgarities in class
[ ] Spotted hairstyle deemed unacceptable by the school
[x] Used a school facility without school's permission
[ ] Play in class
[ ] Singing loudly during lesson
[x] Walking around the class aimlessly during lesson time
[ ] Did not greet the teacher properly
[x] Went to the toilet during lesson time without permission
[x] Say bad about teacher
[ ] Used the teacher's table as a rubbish dump
My Total: 10
Level 3:
[ ] Made a fool out of morning assembly
[ ] Wasted the school's toilet paper
[ ] Sabotaged someone
[x] Irritated someone
My Total: 11
Level 4:
[x] Forged your parent's signature (I forgot to sign my planner)
[ ] Forged a classmate's signature
My Total: 12
Level 5:
[ ] Fiddling with your mobile phone during lesson time
[x] Using school computer to play games without a teacher's permission
[x] Listened to an MP3 player in school
My Total: 14
Level 6:
[ ] Vandalize the school property
[x] Used the internet
[ ] Fought with someone in school
My Total: 15
Level 7:
[x] Cheated in a class test
[ ] Cheated in a school examination
[x] Lied to your teacher
My Total: 17
Level 8:
[ ] Set fire to something in the school
[ ] Locked the teacher out of the classroom
[ ] Played truancy just after coming to school just to take attendance
My Total: 17
Level 9:
[ ] Refused to pay school fees
[ ] Cheated the school money
[ ] Stole things which belonged to the school
[ ] Bullied someone in school
[ ] Pranked called your school
My Total: 17
Level 10:
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against a student leader
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against a teacher
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against your discipline master/mistress
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against your vice-principal
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against your principal
My Total: 17
Level 11:
[ ] Brought weapons to the school
[ ] Brought real firearms to the school
[ ] Brought a real bomb to the school
[ ] Fired a real weapon in the school with the motive to frighten/kill
[ ] Dressed up as a terrorist to school
My Total: 17
Grand total : 17
Ranks:
If you are between 0-15 --{I am a good student}
If you are between 16-20--{I am a good student but with occasional trouble}
If you are between 21-30--{I am an average student}
If you are between 31-40--{I am a bad student}
If you are between 41-50--{I am a very bad student}
If you are between 51-60--{I should have been caned by the discipline master}
If you are between 61-65--{I should have been expelled from school}
If you are between 66-75--{I should have been sent to a reformatory centre} (now I know where to aim)
Which Hetalia character are you?
The Axis Powers
North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)
[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[ ]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[ ]You're a good artist.
[x]You can be clumsy at times.(...at times..?)
[ ]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ]You would surrender in a war situation.
(3/10)
Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)
[x]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[x]You like to walk your dog.
[x]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ]You work very hard. (Work? I laugh!)
[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'. (If you could see my family and friends you would to)
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice.
(4/10)
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You think everything over before saying it.
[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[x]You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ]You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people.
(4/10)
The Allied Forces
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[ ]You love hamburgers. ( I hate them. My sister loves them.)
[ ]You think you're awesome.
[x]You love to invent things.
[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[ ]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.
[x]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x]You wear glasses.
(4/10)
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[x]You like tea.
[ ]You were quite tough as a kid.
[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily. (I wouldn't know...)
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.
(3/10)
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[ ]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ]You're very proud of yourself.
[x]You love culture and the arts.
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You say you're a gourmet .
(1/10)
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[ ]You're very tall.
[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[x]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ ]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[ ]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.(Only because of Hetalia...)
(2/10)
China (Wang Yao)
[ ]You're very mature.
[ ]You're very superstitious.
[ ]You're very religious.
[x]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ]You work hard.
[ ]You're good at drawing.
[ ]You like sweets.
(2/10)
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x]You are very well-raised.
[x]You're polite. (I like to think I am)
[x]You love classical music.
[ ]You like cake.
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[ ]You tend to call people 'morons'.
[x]You wear glasses. (5/10)
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x]You're often ignored by people.
[x]You look younger than you actually are.
[ ]You love hockey.
[x]You love polar bears.
[x]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[ ]You feel under-appreciated.
[ ]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(4/10)
Cuba
[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ]You like hot weather.
[x]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
(2/10)
Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)
[ ]You have a potty-mouth.
[ ]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[ ]You used to be a very tough kid.
[x]You're very reliable.
[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x]You're very faithful.
[ ]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (TOTALLY. I've done it before XD)
(6/10)
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x]You're very loyal.
[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ]You're very serious.
[x]You have a lot of patience.
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[x]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.
[x]You're not very confident.
[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[x]People tend to walk all over you.
[x]You're a born worrier.
(7/10)
Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)
[ ]You're very flamboyant.
[ ]You're quite hyperactive.
[x]You can be quite goofy.
[ ]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x]You're very wary of strangers.
[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[ ]You get up to lots of crazy antics .
(5/10)
Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
[ ]You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x]You're very loyal.
[ ]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia. ( how could I hate Russia?!)
[ ]You love to fight people.
[x]You can avoid marriages quite well.(I've avoided them for 15 years so far!:D)
[ ]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[x]You want to become stronger.
(3/10)
Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
[ ]You are clueless about things around you.
[x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ]You're very responsible.
[ ]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[ ]You love churros.
[ ]You help people in crisis.
[x]You are quite random.
[x]Somehow, you like bananas.
[x]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.
(4/10)
South Italy (Lovino Vargas)
[ ]You tend to overreact a lot.
[ ]You like to order people around.
[x]You're a scaredy-cat.
[ ]You curse a lot.(Around family...they flip if I say "frikkin'')
[ ]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[x]You tend to blush easily.( I hate that...)
[x]You are lazy like hell.
[x]You love tomatoes a lot.
[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(6/10)
You are a...
CHILD OF ZEUS
[ ]You like being in charge.
[x]You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt
[ ]You were voted Class President.
[ ]You do what’s best for everyone.
[ ]You think you have what it takes to run for President.
[ ]You think every problem has a solution.
[ ]You love showing off.
[ ]You get seasick.
[ ]You like plane rides.
[ ]You are hydrophobiac.
(1/10 )
CHILD OF POSEIDON
[x]You feel at home in the water.
[ ]Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
[ ]You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
[ ]You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
[ ]You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
[ ]You swim professionally.
[x]You hate seafood.
[x]You never get seasick.
[x]You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
[ ]You are acrophobiac
(4/10)
CHILD OF HADES
[x]You’re not that much of a people person.
[x]You like staying in the dark and writing.
[x]You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
[ ]You like listening to loud, angry music.
[ ]You spend most of your time alone.
[x]You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
[x]You like to keep to yourself.
[ ]All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
[ ]You write in diary/journal/blog.
[x]You feel most active at night.
(6/10)
CHILD OF DEMETER
[x]You own a garden.
[x]You like the great outdoors.
[ ]You have a green thumb.
[ ]You’re an environmentalist.
[ ]You have a special connection with animals.
[ ]You’re a vegetarian.
[ ]You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
[ ]You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
[ ]You love going to flower shops.
[x]You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
(3/10)
CHILD OF ARES
[ ]You often start fights.
[ ]You’re a very aggressive type of person.
[ ]You like watching wrestling.
[x]You’re competitive.
[x]You like reading about war. (But I hate war...War is very bad :( )
[x]You don’t take crap from anybody.
[ ]You have anger management.
[x]You never back away from a fight.
[ ]Everyone does what you say.
[ ]You don’t always think before you do something.
(4/10)
CHILD OF ATHENA
[x]You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
[ ]You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.
[ ]Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
[x]You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
[ ]You’re the valedictorian in your class. (Hahahahahaaaa. Oh...you were serious?)
[x]You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
[ ]You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. (Oh no that is what Billy is here for)
[ ]You think it would be better if you were the President. ( Me. President? Hmmm, yep the world is coming to a end)
[x]You have a huge shelf of books at home. (My mama hates that that book self (it has 3 selfs). Both of them (the one in my room to)
[ ]You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
(4/10)
CHILD OF APOLLO
[ ]You’re very creative and artistic.
[x]You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
[ ]You always feel sunny and optimistic.
[ ]You are talented at drawing. (Hahahahahaaaaa... Your funny XD)
[x]You like writing poetry.
[ ]You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
[x]You like going to art museums.
[ ]You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
[ ]You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
[x]Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
(4/10)
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
[ ]You dislike boys in general.
[ ]A deer is one of your favorite animals.
[ ]You can shoot targets.
[ ]You like silver.
[x]You like the moon better than the sun.
[x]Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
[x]You love wild animals.
[ ]You spend most of your time outdoors.
[ ]You love to move around the place.
[x]Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.
(4/10)
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
[ ]You have a way with tools.
[ ]You build awesome things during your free time.
[ ]You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
[ ]Metalworking is your forte.
[x]You have your own toolbox.
[ ]You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
[x]You’re a techie.
[ ]You often have carpentry projects.
[ ]You dream of being a carpenter.
[x]You aren’t afraid of fire.
(3/10)
CHILD OF APHRODITE
[ ]Every guy/girl swoons for you.
[ ]You like putting on makeup.
[ ]You naturally smell good.
[ ]You never experience a bad hair day.
[ ]Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping
[ ]You’re always at the front of every trend.
[ ]You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
[ ]You’re often invited to parties
[ ]Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
[x]You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
(1/10)
CHILD OF HERMES
[x]You like pickpocketing your friends. (I give it back...really I do.)
[ ]You’re a prankster.
[ ]You’re a speed demon.
[ ]You consider yourself restless.
[ ]You’re the best speaker in the class.
[ ]You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
[x]You’re inventive and resourceful.
[x]You often start arguments.
[x]You’ve never lost a debate.
[x]You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
(5/10)
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
[ ]You’re the life of the party.
[ ]You like wine. (Underaged)
[ ]You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. (Underaged)
[ ]You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
[ ]You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
[ ]You’re a foodie.
[ ]You like going to social events and mingling with people.
[ ]You like trying out new food.
[ ]You feel that you’re abundant in life.
[ ]You think that too much of anything is bad.
(0/10)
So, I'm a daughter of Hades.
Dear Bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he helped his friend out of suicide. See that girl you called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you just made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is poor. See the kid you tripped and laughed at? They get beaten up enough at home.
Think about this the next time you want to put somebody down!
Love,
Your Conscience
RePost this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.
DarkAngel386
