Hi, I'm Rememberance.

I love to read Naruto and Harry Potter stories.

I also like to read Bleach, Smallville and BtVS but Naruto and HP are my faves.

For Naruto yaoi my fave is

Sasu/Naru

Itachi/Naru

Neji/Naru

For Harry Potter slash my fave is

Draco/Harry

Severus/Harry

Lucius/Harry

Some of my favourite quotes:

Lilo & Stitch

Jumba- 'He is completely bulletproof, fireproof, thinks faster than a supercomputer and can lift objects 3,000 times his size. His only instinct to destroy everything he touches.'

Grand Councilwoman- 'So it is a monster?'

Jumba- 'Just a little one.'

Liar Liar

Cop- 'Do you know why I pulled you over?'

Fletcher- 'Depends on how long you were following me.'

Greta on phone- 'He knocked over another ATM. This time at knifepoint. He needs your legal advice.'

Fletcher takes phone- 'STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE'
and shouts

Receptionist- 'Do you like my new dress?'

Fletcher- 'Whatever takes the focus off your head.'

Max- 'My teacher tells me that beauty is on the inside.'

Fletcher- 'That's just something ugly people say.'

The Little Mermaid

Scuttle- 'I was flying...of course I was flying and the watch - the witch was watching the mirror and she was singin' with a stolen set a' pipes.'

Aladdin

Genie- 'Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.'

Genie- 'It's all part and parcel the whole genie gig: phenomenal cosmic power, itty bitty living space.'

Genie- 'Yo rug-man! Haven't seen you in a few millenia. Give me some tassle!'

Beverly Hills Cop

Axel- 'Disturbing the peace?! I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting thrown out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?!'

Chicken Run

Babs- 'I saw my whole life flash before my eyes!... It was really boring.'

Ginger- 'We die free or we die trying.'

Babs- 'Are those the only choices?'

Babs- 'I don't want to be a pie. I don't like gravy!'

Mask of Zorro

Diego de la Vega- 'Do you know how to use that thing?'

Alejandro- 'Yes! the pointy end goes into the other man.'

The Mummy

Evie- 'You lied to me!'

Jonathan- 'I lie to everyone what makes you so special?'

Evie- 'I am your sister.'

Jonathan- 'Yes, but that just makes you more gullible.'

Mrs Doubtfire

Mrs Doubtfire- 'It was the drink that killed him you see.'

Miranda- 'Alcoholic?'

Mrs Doubtfire- 'No, he was hit by a Guinness truck.'

Mrs Doubtfire- 'Oh sir! I saw it, it was an angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them sir?'

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