Sherlock's had trouble sleeping ever since his dramatic return. But it's only after he's woken up from a certain nightmare, that he realizes he hasn't quite told John about everything that happened on his time away. Including being taken captive by a throng of Serbian soldiers.

Sherlock Holmes appears back in his life as the gunfire pursuing him. And although John Watson, is obviously no gentleman, the detective realises he may just be what he needs: a temporary fiancé to satisfy his family's worries. And just what had John so innocently become part of?

AU: Bilbo Baggins of Bag End was proud to say that he was a very respectable hobbit, thank you very much. He was the last person you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or adventurous. That's why he felt that mysterious things would soon be happening to him, when on a dull Tuesday morning, a company of dwarves came along, claiming to be his friends.