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hi This is a new account, due to a stalker who, after slaking me in real life, used my internet profiles to access my friends and hurt them, I deleted my old one and no longer post stories! boo~ Sorry. i basically retracted all my stories and labeled everything "abandoned because of pervs" I now have an account on AO3: ForbbidonFruit, a very good host site and really have just started over. But... I needed a working FF.N page to keep in touch with all my FF.N Buddies! So I made a new one! Thanks for the support and have a lovely day! |
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The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,868 - Follows: 5,236 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter: My Life Is My Own by Sashian reviews
Harry has a great memory, photographic even. He remembers everything even the day he was born. Every sight, sound, smell or touch he remembers with crystal clarity and he has power from the moment he is born. And whats up with Hedwig? All chapters edited for spelling, grammar, and some content. You may want to re-read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,168 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 9,950 - Follows: 11,326 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8544 - Favs: 14,027 - Follows: 17,354 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Silver Arrow by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
The first time Fenrir laid eyes upon Harry Potter, it was like a silver arrow had just pierced his heart. The first time Harry laid eyes on Fenrir, he was intoxicated. But it would take more than compatibility for Harry to accept Fenrir as his mate. First he had to get used to being a werewolf, then decide if he wanted to be the alpha submissive of the largest pack in the UK. FGHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,361 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 8/8/2013 - [Harry P., Fenrir G.] Remus L. - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11218 - Favs: 15,737 - Follows: 11,645 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 5024 - Favs: 11,621 - Follows: 12,174 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Café by Pleasedial123 reviews
Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,397 - Reviews: 3892 - Favs: 7,573 - Follows: 8,006 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 27893 - Favs: 23,449 - Follows: 15,343 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 4,443 - Follows: 4,300 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
Hadrian Salazar Peverell by Basill reviews
Most would think that the evilest dark lord since Salazar himself would be gloating at the fact that his enemy was at his feet, but when said enemy was just a boy how could he take pleasure in it? Warning: Slash and possible lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,044 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Nightly Conversation by daily-chan reviews
Unable to sleep, Harry joins Sirius and Remus in the kitchen late at night and learns more about them and his own past than he'd ever known. There is baking involved. Rating is for the mentioning of past torture and for what some might judge to be strong language. Part of the A Bond of Family series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,807 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 128 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Ribbon Proposal by 18087 reviews
Purebloods being purebloods always got what they wanted, and Viktor Krum was no exception, and he wanted Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Harry P., Viktor K.
Runaway by Alvedans reviews
An abused eight year old Harry runs away from the Dursleys only to meet a large, grim-looking dog who claims to be his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,080 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Professor Monroe by Athey reviews
In Harrys 5th yr Voldemort wanted one thing - the prophecy. AU yr 5 -No Umbridge - Dumbledore found another teacher, but he isn't who he appears. Harry's world is turned upside down with new discoveries, exposed secrets, and a new love interest. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,480 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Nick of Time by helium man reviews
AU. He doubted anyone remembered him; he never really did stand out much. - a most likely cliched 'Harry goes back in time and meets Tom Riddle'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,099 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 212 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
The Book by Kitten Meru reviews
Tom finds a book of Harry's, and asks what it's for. Tom/Harry oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Rebirth by Ssenillek Reh reviews
Official HIATUS - sorry guys. My name is Harry Potter. A psychopath is out for my blood, my headmaster has a sock fetish, my godfather died by falling through a veil, and I go to a school for the magically gifted. But I'm not insane. Really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 3,793 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
Harry, I am Your Father by Pleasedial123 reviews
Sirius is Harry's dad. But there is a completely reasonable and logical explantion including how Harry's mother didn't cheat, Lily isn't his mom but actually is, and Dumbledore is quite senile. Crack Fic. Humor. I Do Not Own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Big Brother D by trip-trap reviews
Some are born big brothers; some have big-brother-ness thrust upon him. Dudley's the latter, and the best you could say is he's grudging about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 124 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Fighting Back by Miarix reviews
A six year old Harry encounters Lord Voldemort in his hour of despair. The Wizarding World will never be the same. No Slash. Features a Sarcastic Harry, cause I love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,294 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 2,800 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Reluctantly Paternal Uncle by PenRifle reviews
Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
Harry Potter: and a Better Future by andym1989 reviews
Harry finally defeats Voldemort, but has one horcrux left to destroy... himself, he is shocked when he wakes up at the Dursley's as a ten year old, he decides to use this opportunity to prevent the deaths of people he loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,853 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Sisterhood by Rohata reviews
Since before the founding of Hogwarts there has been a secret society of witches. Working from the shadows, they correct the mistakes made by others. Their current assignment-Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,259 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: A dark story by 01hari reviews
Harry knows that he is a wizard at an early age. He practices magic while staying at Dursely's. Powerful and unforgiving Harry Potter. Harry/Ginny pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,422 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Paddy's Little Pup by teacherbev reviews
AU When a stray dog saves Little Dudley, the Dursley adopt it and now strange things are happening at Privet Drive, and it's not Harry! What happens when Sirius and Remus raise Harry the Wizarding way? Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,601 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 2,762 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 4,126 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Living in the Shadows by ShadowWalker616 reviews
Set in the summer after GoF. Harry is sick of being abused by the Dursley’s, and tired of having no say in his own life. So, with a trip to Gringotts and an unexpected friend, Harry moves from the shadows of existence into the shadows of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,459 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and a Different Path by captuniv reviews
Harry meets someone while hiding from Dudley and enters the Wizarding World a little early and with the help of the Goblins takes a slightly different path.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Harry P.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Black Phoenix by RedHal reviews
After the death of his godfather, Harry has a strange dream and goes for a walk. As he's walking, he comes across an animal he knows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,435 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 6,037 - Follows: 1,722 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Reteaching What's Already Been Taught by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Sirius and Remus must reteach a five year old Harry what a family is all about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 591 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Illegal Necromantic Rituals by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 75 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Unexpected Events by zakairen reviews
Arriving back at Privet Drive for the summer after fifth year, Harry gets some shocking news. No more Dursleys? Independant!Harry and Dumbledore bashing. AU because HBP. No spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,224 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 2,409 - Updated: 10/24/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Harry P.