Try Not To Cry.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech

Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as

"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how

cold-hearted you really are...

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Try not to cry.

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Month One

Mommy

I am only eight inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Everytime I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat

is my favorite lullaby.

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Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

You could definetly tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It's so warm and nice in here.

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Month Three

You know what Mommy?

I'm a boy!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you cant hear me.

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Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs

I am becoming quite good at it too.

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Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, whats ambortion?

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Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I dont like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I cant get away from it!

Mommy! HELP ME!

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Month Seven

Mommy

I am OK.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about ambortion.

Mommy, why didnt you want me?

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Every ambortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped

Two more eyes that will never see

Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run

One more moth that will never speak.

Ambortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies.

If you are against ambortion copy and paste!

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This is a story about a little girl who was abused. If you care, copy and paste.

My name is Melissa

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see.

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly

Then maybe my mommy

would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

all the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks arent home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice

So maybe I'll get just

one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

my daddy is back

from Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

against the wall.

I try and hide

from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now,

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words

He says it's my fault

he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

and run for the door.

He's already locked it,

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

with more bad words spoken.

"I'm Sorry!" I scream

But now it's much too late

His face has been twisted

into an umimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again,

Oh please, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

He finally stops

and heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

sprawled on the floor.

My name is Melissa

I am but three

Tonight my father

Murdered me.

CHILD ABUSE, MAKE IT STOP! I AM NEVER, EVER GONNA TREAT MY CHILDREN THAT WAY! (IF I HAVE ANY) SOME PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

You love video games.

Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on

Total: 20. I'm more a guy than a girl. Wow

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

Video games are boring.

Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 0. I am barely a girl. It's insane, but I'm proud.

YOUR GOTH SIDE:

You love to wear black.

You hate the sunlight.

You like to be alone.

You like dark poetry.

You barely smile for real.

You give scary death glares.

People call you a freak.

You don't give a crap what people say/think.

You roll your eyes a lot.

You hate pink anything.

You hate bright colors.

You love late nights and early mornings.

You hate crowds/parties.

You don't dance.

Your best friend is the exact opposite of you.

You don't show emotion.

People think you suffer from depression.

People call you creepy.

You own more than one black lipgloss/lipstick.

(I don't wear make up at all)

You own a black nail polish.

You don't socialize.

Shopping is torture.

You love thick black army boots.

You can stay in a room for hours without having to go outside.

You think this is pointless.

You're only laughing about this on the inside because you don't show emotion.

You almost cracked a smile... almost.

Total: 25. Wow, I am a total goth. I can't stand make up or nail polish, it's too girly for me and feels unnatural.

My Faith: Christianity

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...

Then copy and paste this into your profile

Touching Story Time!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

The Copy-Paste Section

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you ever started laughing for no reason then copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever been at full health in a video game and then died for no reason copy and paste this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end and read numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan, HeartBeatFailure-x, animatedrose, Leafeonlover, MitzvahRose, Kayla Edwards, Zelda maniac, TheElementHero

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5% who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, Leafeonlover, MitzvahRose, Kayla Edwards, Zelda maniac, TheElementHero

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, Jesus says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of heven

If Fanfiction.net is to you like MySpace.com is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their ass off.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...), rubyqueen808 (give me a break, i've had Little Kitty since I was born!)Johan's Lover43v3r (I always hug my bunny plushy) Animehime20 (My stuffed seal I've had since I was 1) serina-phantom (My seal XD) AnimeCat92 (I LOVE my kangaroo plushie!) Leafeonlover (I have a pikachu plushie which I love YaY and a teddy I've had forever), MitzvahRose (Stuffies need love too!), Kayla Edwards (Geez, how many stuffed animals do I have? At least thirty), Zelda maniac (I sometimes hug my brown bear when I get scared- then I feel 5 again -_-), TheElementHero (Who doesn't love Pikachu?), Danielle Dove Roth ( My stuffed duck since forever!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you laugh at inappropriate moments, CAPTIYP.

If you're against racism, prejudice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you believe in heaven, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're not dead yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

SAVE THE RAINFOREST! IF YOU AGREE COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! REMEMBER, NO TREES = NO OXYGEN!

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changing obsessions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2% who haven't, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hate drugs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you defy gravity, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think having wings would be the COOLEST THING EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're totally in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If think it's stupid that girls are automatically labled with the color pink, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, or do drugs and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will some day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste in your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school functions or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. (Books are good :)

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. (I'm proud of that )

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. (Why would I?)

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. ( EVERY time :)

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with superhero comics(Teen Titans!), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict, gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis, GhostAuthor, PyrusAngel, Twikadevra, CatchingWind, OwlheadAthena, Zii Raevyn, Riqis Inna Sunja, Rainbor123, Eraganshan, Danielle Dove Roth

From my Mom: I'm F. I.N.E. Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic, and Emotional.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you can read this you have a strong mind:

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( ) _ ( )If you hate Terra,

Copy this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you

Favorite Quotes

Woman was made from the rib of man.

She was not created from his feet to be stepped upon,

Nor from his head to top him.

Woman was made from the rib of man.

She was made from his side to be close to him,

Near his heart to be loved by him.- Unknown

"Few women admit their age. Fewer men act theirs." -Unknown

"Knowledge is power, power corrupts. Study hard, be evil!"

A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'

“Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over” – Unknown

"The Edge...there is no real way to describe it, for the ones that truely know the edge, are the ones that have gone over." Hunter S. Thompson

"I read a really stupid motivational poster once, and it said 'shoot for the moon. even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.' and then I thought, 'well wait, that's bad, cause stars are basicly glowing balls of heat just like the sun. so if you land among the stars, YOU'LL CATCH ON FIRE!!' so here is how you can improve the poster. Have it say, 'shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land on uranus.' Josh Ship.

"One word folks. Racism. one more word. Earth. if anybody here gets mail from outerspace, that's going to be the mailing address. my hate isn't based on race, it's based on preformence. I have a cousin, a white irish cousin that looks just like me, and guess what, HE'S AN IDIOT! He's lazy, he's ignorent, he's a huge puss filled boil on the ass of society." Denis Leary.

"Lou Garret. Poor basterd. Died of Lou Garret's disease, who knew. We use to say listen Garret there's a disease with your name all over it pal." Denis Leary as Babe Ruth.

"I would just like to say, that when my time comes, I want to burried face down. So anyone who dosn't like me, can kiss my ass." Red forman from that 70's show.

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon." - Comedian Chris Rock

Friend Check

Fake friends: Will look at you like your a freak when you shout "I LOVE (crushes name goes here)!"

Real friends: will shout it with you.

Fake friends: will never ask for any thing.

Real friends: will shout "GIMME THAT THING!"

Fake friends: will be polite to your parents.

Real friends: will be rude to your parents and call them Mum and Dad.

Fake friends: will never tell your crush you love them.

Real friends: will grab a megaphone and shout, "ATTENTION EVERYONE (your name) LOVES (crushes name)!"

Fake friends: will say, "here have my drink." If you spill yours or want another drink.

Real friends: will shout, "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY DRINK I DON'T WANNA GET YOUR GERMS!"

Fake friends: will cheer you up when you boyfriend has broken up with you.

Real friends: will walk over to him and say, "If you don't apologise right now you will wish you never dumped her." And get ready to punch him.

Fake friends: will come to your house for a sleepover three times every year.

Real friends: will come to your house on a random day and shout, "TIME FOR THE PARTY!"

Fake friends: will help you clean up a mess you made.

Real friends: will walk past you and say, "Four words: be.a.faster.cleaner."

Fake friends: will bail you out of jail.

Real friends: will be sitting in the cell next to your's and shout, "BEST.ROBBERY.EVER!"

Fake friends: Will be like NPC'S and do nothing.

Real friends: Will be very annoying and talk to much.

Fake friends: Will give you your stuff back.

Real friends: Will have lost your junk and say, "Sorry, would you take a JB soundtrack instead?" (I would say, "HECK NO!")

Fake friends: Are for a while.

Real friends: Are forever.

Fake friends: will ignore this.

Real friends: Will copy and paste this onto their profile.

The Best Copy-Paste

94% of teens would freak out if Justin Bieber was standing on a 1,000ft building threatening to kill himself. Copy this to your profile if you're a part of the 6% who brought popcorn, a lawn chair, and are yelling, "DO A BACKFLIP!" XDA

Small Truth about God

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this on your profile.