Sans was done with dating. He was well and truly done with girls, who only dated him for the novelty of dating a skeleton, not because they liked him or were attracted to him. It didn't matter that a pretty girl literally fell into his lap and kept shattering all his expectations, because he was not up for having his heart broken again. SansxFrisk, (not really a) highschool AU

Nineteen-year-old Frisk has led a happy, safe life after breaking the Seal that has hindered the Underground for so many years. But now, she faces a new struggle...a crush. And she has no idea how to go about dealing with it. (Sans/Frisk. Fluffy, sexy, with some occasional plot sprinkles thrown in. Hope you enjoy!)

The human world is a suspicious, paranoid and bigoted place. The monsters realize this as their ending doesn't come as happily as they would have liked. Certain events have turned a small, pun cracking skeleton down and bitter, but all that changes when he meets a young human woman. Can this world accept a human and a monster together? Only time will tell...

Seems like just when he thought he had it all figured out... Well, he always was too lazy to prepare for the worst, wasn't he? Seeing Frisk on a hospital bed was not the reunion he wanted. Why the hell is she being so positive about this? Older Frisk x Sans. After the barrier. True pasifist run. Eventual M rating.