Dear Mr Walker, Please use my corpse accordingly. Signed, The skull you just fucked P.S It's rude to not give me a kiss after you're done shattering my head between your dick and the wall, asshole.

It was due to be an evening meal to celebrate the happy couple living in the house spending 20 years happily married… I wouldn't have been contacted if it stayed that way. *** Arthur Kirkland is an investigator and has been in his job for 16 years. A regular house party goes south when one of the land owners is killed. He needs to figure out the case... before he strikes out.

Norway, Romania, and England mess up on a spell that was supposed to make the other nations believe in magic for a day. Instead, they transfer all the nations into a parallel world! And in doing so, Germany finds a secret about his brother, Prussia- after they get back of course! Brotherly Germancest!

America runs into England and asks what's he reading. No, this is not a lemon...unfortunately.

Young Peter decides to follow through with asking a heavily loaded question.

AU. When Alfred builds a time machine, he and Arthur are accidentally flung into the future. There they are horrified to discover that the two of them are not only together but happily so. In order to go home and set the future right, they decide to break-up their future selves, but is that really what either of them want?

Being an editor is hard, honest work. Arthur has always known, and will continue to believe so. And yet there's something about one of his author's honesty that makes his work slightly harder than necessary.

Alfred was not in a good mood. That Russian had the gall to think that he knew more about Arthur than Alfred did. Obviously, he was wrong. Alfred knew everything about his boyfriend. They'd been dating for nearly two years; how could he not?

Demons didn't love. And even if they did, Alfred wouldn't let Arthur love him. He was a stupid, annoying brat; the horrible boy King of Hell. Arthur wouldn't let himself love someone like that.

It had been years since Arthur had felt this good on account of his stupidly hard-working, stupidly oblivious husband. That wasn't to say that Alfred never pleasured him. He certainly did - the man was even too touchy at times. But apparently something had gone on at Alfred's work that day, since the Alpha came home with a palpable frustration and an itch for his mate.

Alfred gets caught in a trap. TW: Character Death

While investigating the disappearance of his little brother, Alfred F. Jones ends up joining the Hellcats, a ruthless group of immortal mutant lab-tested cat-shifters. Full plot and warnings inside. Main pairing UsUk.

Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow have a very independent love affair going on. Jack has a bad habit of showing up when he is least expected, and likes to surprise her all the time when he pulls into port. However this time Jack gets the surprise!

Dragging Will aside to give him a basic idea what will be later on not caring some of the comments that will be said by the others later especially since it's their wedding day. Jack only hears one comment from Barbarossa that makes him want to strangle him only to have Will's affections and a little sister of his to pinch the man to make it better.

Some meanings are better shown than told. Slash. Drabble.

Angelica Teach was just one day from taking her solemn vows when she met Jack Sparrow. One day, and after she'd looked into the sin-dark eyes of that wet, wicked pirate, it may as well have been forever...JS/A

A birthday fic for GeekMama and Djarum99. It's Elizabeth's birthday but everyone, including Jack, seems to have forgotten! More troubling, she fears Jack may have returned to his old womanising ways. Will this be Elizabeth's worst birthday ever?