Name: Jordan

Life: Don't have one

love life:I have a boyfriend

Age: Its a secret

Favorite animal: Duck

Now you no how you sit at home and you have nothing to do well here some stuff you can do:

1: Get on your computer get mad it's running slow and through it out the window.

2: Realise you broke your computer and go through the five stages of greif.

3: Run around in nothing, but a sheet and a top hat.

4:Lite your house on fire.

5: Get a life, and maybe just maybe a boyfriend/girlfreind

6: Realize your reading a crazy person's profile.

Peice of potetry from Jeff the Killer : What is that suculant smell its so strong I can taste. I've found it blood I knew it I want to taste it. I gently lick it off my fingers. This is different it is so pungent, and delicious. This is the blood of a redhead. I'm starting to regret tasting it my mouth is dying.

Well now to type some realisations I've had

1: I realize my house is on fire

2: I realize the fire is out.

3: I realize I'm going to write story now peace.

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