Hola, yo soy beautifullissa. I live in the united states. I'm 18 years old. I am a newbie to writing storys. I'm giving this a try just to do something new with my not so exciting life. I accept constructive criticism but DO NOT comment on my storys is you have anything rude to say. DO NOT flame me because you will get flamed back :). I do accept challenges. My Computer is really retarded so I'll only update when I can but I do promise I will never give up on a story. Just be patient with me. Stealing story ideas will not be tolerated. Me and my bestfriend will find you, Punks!

About me:
My bestfriend is: FroggyDoggy 20 (And I know her real name ;) for all you curious people put there)
Likes: FroggyDoggy 20, Chihuahuas, Mexican food, and mixed boys
Dislikes: Concieted people, chicken, Pork, Porkchops, Steak, Ham, Sausages, cherries, blood

Rainbows

Rainbows are sexy
They make me very happy
Gay people unite

-Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

"I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference."

“Envy me, rate me, bottom line, YOU AIN’T ME!

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

"Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART."

"My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am."

"your a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you."

"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking."

If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

You Know You Live In The Year 2000+ When...

1) You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) You are now laughing at yourself for your stupidity.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that...And you know you did!

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that...And you know you did!

Female Pick Up Lines, if you have one, add it!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Have I seen you someplace before.
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: So how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body's like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: Could you stay there?

Man: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together.
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put f and u together.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

Mommy, Mommy

Month one, Mommy

I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two, Mommy

Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three, You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy, I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad, it makes me sad too and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four, Mommy

My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five, You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six, I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home- the doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven, Mommy

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you are against abortion, or this nearly made you cry, copy and paste this to your profile.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.