Loving someone with a split personality can be a challenge, especially when the two personalities are the world's only consulting detective and the world's only consulting criminal.

Stucky Pretty Woman AU. Bucky Barnes is a prostitute whose life is on a downward spiral before he's rescued by a handsome stranger called Steve Rogers. When Steve offers Bucky 10,000 to spend the week with him, little does Bucky know he's about to fall down the rabbit hole of travel, adventure, and even the possibility of true love.

007 and Q have a secret. Or had. Now all of MI6 knows about her and nothing will ever be the same.

In which basically Jean is too dumb to guess that Marco is totally in love with him and in which Marco is just made of cotton-candy and Jean has the social skills of a sponge. JeanMarco one-shot, shonen-ai, fluff and a little angst in between lines. 2 years before Trost's attack. Gift fic for TotemundTabu

It began when Sherlock was eight, and he attempted to climb all the way up to the highest branch in the old willow tree in his back garden. He'd thought he was still small enough that it could support him, but the second he'd grabbed it, the branch snapped, and down he went, plummeting a solid twenty metres. The odd thing was, he never actually hit the ground. Guardian Angel AU.

Für John beginnen die Probleme als er sich für einen Fall mit Sherlock verloben muss. Dinge geheim zu halten entpuppt sich als ziemlich schwierig, da der eigene Schwager eigentlich die Britische Regierung ist. Schon bald feiert ganz London das freudige Ereignis. Um alles noch schlimmer machen entwickelt Sherlock sich zu einem Meister der Verführung und John entwickelt Gefühle ...

Music School AU. The first time John heard Sherlock play, he knew he was done for. Teenlock.

Set 3 months after episode 3 of season 2. John has moved into a bedsit outside of London and is deep in the black thickness of his grief and depression over Sherlock's suicide, but strange things are about to begin. Slash, Shwatsonlock.

John had never thought he would one day stand with his vampire lover and laugh like giddy teenagers, but it wasn't the first time his life had taken an unexpected twist. Johnlock, Vampire AU, P With Some P. Hints of dark!Sherlock.

AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson. Johnlock.

After a difficult case, Sherlock is asleep and John must entertain himself. Until Sherlock decides to help.

When John finally gets a moment to write out a busy week's cases, Sherlock confounds him by claiming it's possible to work out the essential details of each case from the fragments of text shown on the blog's main page. Can you prove your reasoning skills and solve this puzzle?

For John, trouble starts when a fake engagement is needed for a case. Keeping things secret turns out to be rather difficult when your brother in law actually is the Britsh Government. Soon enough whole London celebrates the happy event. To make things worse, Sherlock turns out to be a master of seduction and being 'involved' with Sherlock doesn't feel as bad as it should be...

James Bond finds a strange surprise when he visits M's home. No Slash/Pairings, just three Holmes brothers and a very confused Spy. Post Reichenbach and Post Skyfall

NSFW,R-18,SLASH PAIRING JUST A NO PLOT STORY JUST LEMON... seme!cry and uke!pewdie

With great powers comes great responsibility. But sometimes, with a power like Cry's... it's fun to use it to your own advantage.

Pewdie is coming for a week long visit to see Cry. And all Cry has to remember is 'All I have to do is just be friends.'

a collection of 00Q snippets. Each one can be read alone or part of a whole. Skyfall James Bond/Q

"'Bee Ay Em Eff'. Hm, that's a new one on me. Do you know what it means, Sherlock?" John might not know what it means, but there are many little ways in which he proves the acronym suits him.

Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at

Not even having a piano dropped on his head can keep John Watson away from Sherlock Holmes. (See end of fic for A/N)

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

Ezio accidentally left Leo hanging without his goodbye hug. Can he fix it, and steal back their missed moment? (I screwed up the Hug Leonardo quicktime event, and this is sort of my apology to the brilliant and CUTE inventor of Assassin's Creed II written straight after that.) One-sided Ezio x Leo, although implied to change. Nothing explicit, just hugging. Oneshot.

In which John and Sherlock have quite a lot of sex, though they first have to deal with the fact that Sherlock is alive. Oh, and so is Moriarty. Johnlock, Mormon, though really everyone here is gay for everyone else. Starts to have a plot and then gets detoured into the bedroom. Post Reichenbach.

Another Shuffle collection. Set music to shuffle, write what comes from the song. Small bit O Smut, hence the rating.

In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.

Sherlock makes a deal with Lestrade that leads to some very sexy consequences all over Lestrade's desk and some voyeur fun for our dear Molly Hooper. I know it's blasphemy to deviate from Johnlock, but please give this a try! There's smut in it for youuuuu. Written with and requested by my lovely co-author LadyElayne.

"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.

John goes on a date. Sherlock is displeased. NSFW. Sherlock/John.

Sherlock discovers that John speaks French, and finds it unbearably sexy. Fill for the Sherlock kink meme.

Sirius Black has always wondered it 'the one' truly exists. He finds the answer where he least expected it.

A Johnlock Fic that was inspired by the track 'SHERlocked'. Sherlock and John Smut. Don't like, Don't read.

What if Sirius was the werewolf, instead of Remus? One-shot. Sirius/Remus.

Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

"Isn't this the best way to learn? Through hands-on experience?" .:. John wants to become a doctor. Sherlock tries to help by going to extreme measures. .:. Modern day school AU, boys roughly age 17. Johnlock. pre-slash, then slash. now multi-chaptered!

Sherlock is once more bored. They begin talking about childhood games and have some unexpected fun along the way. Epilogue now added!

Sherlock ist betrunken und John weiß nicht wie er damit umgehen soll. Sherlock sagt etwas, das ihn sprachlos macht. Ist er wirklich betrunken? Schließlich landen beide im Schlafzimmer und dann ist alles möglich. Original: The Things You Hide Verityburns

Post-Riechenbach. Once Sherlock returns, he finds that John keeps touching him, mostly to be reassured that Sherlock is actually there. It's all fine until it starts to escalate.

"I can tell by the dilation of your pupils and the way you're licking your lips that you have plans for me. Do as you will; I have opened Pandora's Box and I fully intend on exploring what's inside, after all." .:. Johnlock smut. PWP. oneshot. top!John.

It was the ice that was to blame for it all, John knew that for certain. Just took a small patch of it, one, to change the tone of John's life. SLASH. John/Sherlock

John tries to get Sherlock into the Christmas Spirit

The gang is captured and held captive in a brothel for the exceptionally rich and perverted. Kiba sacrifices his dignity for his packs. STRONG M. Slash Yaoi. Kiba/Tsume. Kiba/OMCs.

The third time he sees John in uniform... is different. For the first time in his life, Sherlock Holmes is wordless.

Fred makes a confession to George while he thinks he is asleep. FredxGeorge!

Sherlock experiments with drugs and things get a little out of control..

...and the 1 Time He Told John His Observations. Sherlock thinks John is brilliant.

Friends that play together, stay together. See warnings inside.

Sequel to Lost Cause. Grimmjow has fallen in love with Ichigo, but Ichigo is already very taken by Shuuhei. ShuuheixIchigo, GrimmIchi?, GrimmIchiShuuhei?, Grimm?, guess you'll have to find out. Romantic, some angst, some drama, some humor.

"Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible." - TE Lawrence.

Now complete. RenIchi. Spoilers for ch423. Ichigo has lost his spiritual powers and can't see any of his shinigami friends anymore, but Renji won't give up until the man he loves can see him again.

One winner. One loser. And a whole lot of ladies underwear. AkuRoku. Happy Valentine's Day 2011.

John comes across a surprising revelation in relation to all the assumptions about himself and Sherlock. No longer One-shot or one sided! 7th and final Chapter up! Enjoy!

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".

Ch 85: KenpachixIchigo This is a collection of Ichigo yaoi ficlets that are one to three chapters long each. No underage readers. Just because Ichigo is 'uke' doesn't mean he's weak or submissive- and yes, I will continue posting here.

There is nothing Remus doesn't know about Sirius. Nothing.

Summary: 'Kisses are like tears, the real ones are the ones you can't hold back.' Author Unknown

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.

SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.

Summary: A series of diary entries that mark a revelation for Sirius.

based on theinsaneeraser's prompt Sam's getting tiered of Dean and Cas' eye-fking, so he enlists the help of a certain Trickster to help him plan a prank; 'm afraid it's not terribly pranky. - Sam/Gabriel and Dean/Cas

Renji is not jealous when Hisagi and Matsumoto are sent on a mission to one of the most romantic onsen in Soul Society. Not at all... This story to be posted in 3 parts. HARD KINK WARNING! YAOI! ShuuRen COMPLETE!

The Trickster wants to trick the younger Winchester,but his plan fails.He appears every night in Sam's dream, couzing the boy the most erotic dreams he's ever had.But one night Sam notice him and dreams become reality. Gabriel/Sam, SLASH, M for reason

Preparing to live in the human world might be a necessary skill for Shinigami to know; Kuchiki Byakuya wants to learn from the most current source of Knowledge - Abarai Renji. Renji's got a bad feeling about this... ByaXRen yaoi, cursing, mature

Ciel asks the WRONG question.... SebastianXCiel

There's no such thing as coincidence. Grimmjow/Ulquiorra and others

What Sirius wants, Sirius gets. But what if Sirius doesn't know what he wants? Written for isisanubis for her birthday.

We want to play with you Alice..." Those words echoed in her ears as one brought her close to his front while the other embraced her from behind. Dee/Alice/Dum

On her way home from clubbing, Yoruichi has a brief encounter in the subway. Super Lemon Fest A story rated M for LEMON Explicit LEMON reluctant sexual situtaions- Now you know

Byakuya's returned to his younger self, and Renji just cannot grasp how that impertinent brat could grow up to be his captain. Might be something for those of you who enjoyed the Pendulum arc.*YAOI*R/R please. COMPLETED

Sirius has some effective distraction techniques, both for Remus and himself. Written for help haiti Lightning Round. Missing scene from 'Muse' although you don't have to have read it to read this. : Slash.

Sequel to Age of Innocence. Starts a year before SS Arc and through. How will Kira & Gin's relationship fare when only one of them knows its ending? Also follows Hinamori, Hisagi, and Renji. GinxKira semionsided yaoi, other implics as well.

Or the actual title that won't fit is: How Lily Potter Learned More Than She Needed To Know About Remus and Sirius' Sex Life. Just what it says on the tin, people. Slash.

Kira is tired of girls always seeing him as a "friend". Hisagi decides to teach him how to please women. Let's just say he has some interesting teaching methods. Hisagi/Kira YAOI

Ichigo is bored and decides to let Hichigo out of his inner world for the day to keep him company. Little did he know that their fun in the snow would turn into something much more heated later. Yaoi, no like no read! Pairings HichiIchi

The vizards are seen as traitors for their hallow powers, the soul society has recieved word about their whereabouts in Karakura Town, Hisagi plans to save the man he idolizes. Will he succeed? KenseiXHisagi. Warning: Violence, yaoi, possible death, etc.

Affectionate kisses turn into roaring flames. Yaoi. Oneshot. AxelXRoxas.

This Discussion had been a long time coming. Slash. Remus/Sirius. Inspired by the wonderful art by remeciel.

There is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first." - Janeane Garafalo. Read the follow up: 'Flux'.

you shouldn't call my name like that : ACEALICE : Heart no Kuni no Alice

Demyx was always, always first. ZexionxDemyx.

Remus learns that size does matter. Pre slash. Pre romance. Read the warnings.

Sometimes you just have to jump and trust that someone will catch you. Written for hp porninthesun gift exchange.

Sirius wins more than Galleons at the beach. Written for the Speed Pronz Challenge.

Okay, so the whole thing was technically my fault. Still, you couldn't blame me for being even a little bit mad at my ridiculously childish cousin, or my twisted "best friends", or that perverted redhead...

How Remus became an incredible dancer. Slash. See the warnings.

Remus seeks refuge with Charlie and gets a warmer welcome than he expected. Slash. See the warnings.

Mello never cared about anything... Until a certain stripe clad boy catches his eye.

One day, Ciel witnesses something he is not supposed to see. The indiscretion of two servants causes him to have certain questions, questions that only Sebastian can answer. SLASH SebastianxCiel

Ichigo is home alone, and wants decent company to talk to. Therefore, Hichigo seems the natural choice. HichiIchi. Mature content and yaoi - don't like, stay away.

A trip to Hogsmeade for candy brings something much sweeter for Sirius.

Grimmjow explains some things to Nel.

Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.

Matt did everything by himself. Then he was forced to have a roommate. MelloxMatt

Demyx finds himself in an interesting situation...

What could have happened after the rooftop scene.//YAOI//Requested One-Shot//COMPLETE!

Lily and Remus make a New Year's resolution to claim the one they love. Het and slash pairings. LE/JP and RL/SB.

Shuuhei & Renji are caught in a compromising situation by Kuchiki Byakuya. Used to be part of the Awkward series but due to the LEMON in part 3, it is now a separate story. ByaShuRen.

Sirius takes advantage of a Christmas tradition to try and make the oblivious werewolf see his charms. SB/RL Slash.

It had been exactly five days since I had chained him to me, exactly five days since he had been released from imprisonment as one usually thinks of the word’s meaning. Now he was in a different form of imprisonment, and if I had been//Yaoi

Sequel to 'Kiss Me, Hitsugaya-Taicho.' Alot of people have been wondering about Matsumotos reaction in the morning. Lets just say... the poor, poor boys...

When Remus tires of Sirius' constant bickering with Snape, Sirius resorts to an old romantic cliche to keep him happy. Smutty and fluffy - something for everyone. Slash. SB/RL

drabblefic, light hinting at Yaoi. Demyx is smart in his own way...just...not Zexion's way.

Demyx. There are two kinds of hearts in this world. One that feels, and one that beats. And we Nobodies got stuck with only one. While everyone else under the sky got both." He looked at me, his eye glistened with saddness. XigbarXDemyx. Yaoi

Our favorite idiot, Demyx gets really, really, bored, and goes searching through the other organization members rooms... with a moogle plush.

Demyx is tired of being teased by the other organization members for his whimpy weapon. Lucky for Demyx, Vexen has the perfect replacment in store.

Light's ringtone gets Light in trouble with L. What will L make him do to prove his innocence?

James is having a sexuality crisis. Can his best friends help 'straighten' him out? R/S/J THREESOME SLASH. Don't read if you don't like slash or threesomes. Flames will be used as inspiration for an even filthier fic so why bother? Read and review please

Oneshot: Kira x Hisagi - After his abandonment by his captain, Kira much take a look at the love he had always held for his former senpai and consider if he made the right choices. Rated M for safety, mild language/sex and whatnot.

Yeah this is my second Death Note fic and it is totally a Crack fic. This is what happened when L was introduced to a yaoi manga. Time for L to freak out. YAY! Ratting mostly cause of the Yaoi in it.

It had been months since they had seen each other...and both were desperate for each other's embrace. Zemyx

The story of Kira, and to a lesser extent, Hinamori, Renji, and Shuuhei in between Shinigami school graduation and the Seiretei arc: his growth from naivety and happiness into what he is now, thanks to his Captain. GinxKira semi onesided yaoi.

A simple game of " Where is Kaoru ticklish the most.." turns a little bit more interesting. Twincest and Fluff HikaruxKaoru

Axel was straight. Completely. So why did Demyx set him up on a blind date with a guy?

Roxas and Demyx and something like bonding. Genfic.

Shuuhei/Renji This is another birthday fic. Shameless mansecks insues. Warnings: boyxboy, anal, rimming, language, the usual xD

James Potter is a dead man! James' life is hanging in the balance when he locks Sirius and Remus in their bedroom just before Christmas. It'll take more than a kiss to satisfy this mistletoe. S/R Will be slash. I'm a slash virgin so I need reviews!

king...a little birdie told me you wanted a different kind of company. happy birthday to KivaEmber, HichixIchi, lemon! oneshot.

Renji/Hitsugaya: Renji is walking home from a party at Matsumoto's and bumps into the white haired captain we all know and love. One-shot. YAOI

Demyx's POV. He's just arrived and his head's spinning.

Matsumoto and Hitsugaya decide to visit a certain strawberry. Matsumoto leaves early and Ichigo is in seduction mode. Can our frosty Taicho resist? This is a story for TheDarkestWhite, its a christmas gift! Also, WARNING: YAOI! BOYxBOY love! Yes, lemon to

A happy Ichigo meant a not mad Ichigo. A not mad Ichigo resulted in a hornier Ichigo. A hornier Ichigo resulted in more sex. And more sex resulted in a…really…happy…Renji.[RenxIchi] Yaoi, PWP, smut, multishot

Xemnas wants to know how the Kingdom Hearts guys feel about Yaoi. Boy is he in for a big surprise.

Can dreams become Reality? ByakuyaIchigo Yaoi

Maybe there is more to Shirosaki's metaphor than first thought but this hollow definitely doesn't plan on being the horse. IchigoXShirosaki Shiro, Hollow Ichigo, Hichigo, Ogihci.

AxelxRoxas. Yaoi. Mature. Romance, fluff, lemon.

13 ways to tell you like Demyx to much

EXTREME YAOI WARNING! Demyx finally acheives a great goal. Enjoy. Thanks for the 1000 Hits!

There was something about Demyx. And Zexion wanted that something for himself. Yaoi Zemyx, ZexionDemyx

Axel decides to pick on Demyx... DemyxLuxord

Xigbar and Demyx have a little conversation in Demyx's room. [XigbarDemyx] [Oneshot]

[Twincest, shounenai, HikaruxKaoru] Only a week into highschool, the Hitachiin brothers are faced with the idea of separation, with some interesting results. [oneshot]

He never wants it to end. [Zexion x Demyx][half sequel to Smile]

He could never figure Demyx out. [Zexion x Demyx]