InvaderZimInsanity
Hi, I'm InvaderZimInsanity! AND I LOVE INVADER ZIM!! As I've been told, my whole world revoles around it. And its true. I mean, look at my screen name! I'm also a proud member of Operation Head Pigeons 2.0! WOOO~ GO OHP! My Name: Holly Lee Hiser(Yep, thats me. Hu-uh... I AM -HOLLY-!) My Birthday: December 23, 1997 My Age: I'm 14 years young! My Favorite IZ Pairings: No.. JUST NO. My Least Favorite IZ Pairings: ZADR(I mean seriously? They HATE eachother!) IZ Pairings That I Still Hate But If I Was FORCED To Choose One: ZATR(At least they are the same species and opposite gender.) You say Martians. We say Irkens. You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane. You say backpack. We say PAK. You say uprising. We say RESISTY! You say stupid. We say 'advanced'. You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly! You say ugly. We say big head. You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song". You say robot. We say GIR. You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!" You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!" You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!" You say chihuahua. We say "MADNESS!!!!" You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans. If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile! You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" If you have a severe case of OOIZD (Overly Obsessive Invader Zim Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you! 92 Percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. 95% of teenagers would start a riot if Justin Beiber were to jump off a 25 story building. Add this to your profile if your going to be one of the 5 percent to grab a chair, some popcorn, and yell "JUMP!" If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile :-) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Mason Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Organization of 13 Ninjas, Breezy411, Blood Shifter, shimmershadow30, Aquagirl555,YourMooseyFate6, InvaderZimInsanity. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan) 1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be? Pfsst. Zim's lab of course. DUH. Its awesome down there. I could also prank call The Tallest! 2. Which IZ Character Would You Date? Zim. 3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend? I don't have a OC in any stories that is friends with a character. So I guess I'm not friends with any of them. But I would choose Zim. He would probably hate me though. :P 4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate? Keef. He's a creepy stalker! 5. Your Favorite IZ Episode? ALL OF DEM'. 6. Your Favorite IZ Character? Zim! 7. Favorite Almighty Tallest? Purple! 8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do? Depends. But I would probably pass out right there. 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Zim! But he probably wouldn't want to go to a flithy human concert. Second choose is Dib. 10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Zim, because he's the dumbass that got us there in the first place! 11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question? I really don't know... o_. ... I'm only 14.. WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?! 12. Favorite IZ Pairing? No. JUST NO. 13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!) I recored the Tallest making fun of Zim and saying the truth about Zim's mission. Then blackmail them with it. 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? Spying on Zim with Dib and then the next Friday night I spend it spying on Dib with Zim. 15. Favorite IZ Quote? ALL OF EM'! 16. Favorite Zim Moment? Are you really going to try to make me choose. Because I can't. Sooooo ALL OF THEM! Buut, I really like the muffin scene. 17. Favorite Dib Moment? When he ran through the security gate at the NASA building and he was talking very fast. 18. Favorite Tallest Moment? Two. When they were making fun of Zim's plan in "Battle Of The Planets Of Doom", and when Purple said "Call them, and tell them we're gonna blow 'em up!" in "Backseat Drivers From Beyond The Stars". 19. Favorite GIR Moment? When he was dancing at a rave in "Attack Of The Saucer Morons". 20. Favorite Random Moment? When the little alien kid from "The Frycook What Came From All That Space" said, "Look, Mama! He's gunna SPLODE!". Either that or when Old Kid said, "Hows it goin'?" To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. say you like pie, but eat low-fat cake instead 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it! 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! Isn't that just the awesomest?! 6. Underlings. Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself 7. Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? Strange huh... 8. WORLD DOMINATION! 9. You can curse, talk about how amazing death is, and talk about blood, and not get sent to a counsaler or an Asylem! FRIENDS: Never ask for drinks BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food FRIENDS: Call you parents by Mr. Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandma BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying" DAMN, we screwed up" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not upset anymore FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days than gives it back BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff. But thats OK, you never returned the T-shirt you borrowed from them either FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what the crowd is doing BEST FRIENDS: Will tell the crowd off that left you and tell you that you're to good for them anyways FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BEST FRIENDS: Will walk right in and say" I'M HOME!" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college (a.k.a: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one holding your hair as you throw up in the toilet . After this, you won't get drunk again. Tough love, baby FRIENDS: Lie to you to make you feel better BEST FRIENDS: Tell you the strait out truth Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world, Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane. Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty". If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! SERIOUSLY! COPY AND PASTE THIS!! PASTE IT I SAY!! Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. I like pie. :) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. [I'm pretty sure I didnt...] If you are obsessed with reciting Gir quotes all the time copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:INVADER GRIM, bak602, TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222, TaraLovesMewMew, YourMooseyFate6, InvaderZimInsanity. If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, Invader Catara,INVADER GRIM, bak602, TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222, TaraLovesMewMew, YourMooseyFate6, InvaderZimInsanity. You know you watch too much Invader Zim when: 1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy. 2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one. 3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them. 4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy. 5. You talk in third person. 6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'. 7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts. 8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case. 9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER) 10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga. 11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures... 12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore. 13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period. 14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else. 15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not. 16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens. 17. You wear a trench coat everywhere. 18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks. 19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base. 20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'! Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed. !eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because some guy slipped on a banana peel and fell on his ass. Even got a spork or two embedded in there. If the Earth was Conquered by something, I rather be conquered by Zim. copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (I CALL THE 1%!) If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile. If you have a severe case of OOIZD (Overly Obsessive Invader Zim Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile. If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile. If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile and put your name on the list!asomepets, vocagirl, bak602, TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222, YourMooseyFate6, InvaderZimInsanity. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (So true...) If you have a fanfiction.net account, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM ZIM!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! InvaderZimInsanity, If you say IZ pairings like they appear instead of saying the letters (Saying "ZAGR" as "Zagger" or "GAMR" as "Gammer") copy & paste this onto your profile. If you get obsessed over things, then look back and realize how stupid some of them were, copy and paste this onto your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile! Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry’s Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Erik’s Muse, comix-freak, the epitome of randomness, Yessie55, Zim’sMostLoyalServant, XxFuTuRe-EaRtH-RuLeRxX, Lord Dread Raven, Invader Kat 27, TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222, YouMooseyFate6, InvaderZimInsanity. Jhonen Vasquez for president! Copy and paste if you'd vote for him! (He'd do a WAY better job than Obama.) If you hate stereotypes copy and paste this to your profile. If you're insane and dang proud of it, copy this into your profile. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept I'm not cynical, I just see things the way they are. I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. I think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken rabbit the Trix. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile! Chuck Norris is watching your every movement right now... this moment... PINEAPPLE (OH GAWD, OH GAWD, IMMA SO SCARED! DX Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my foot up your ass sure hurts. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you Justin Beiber, you throw it back and say, "HEY! WHERE'S MY DAMN LEMONS?" Vampires are supposed to melt, or burst into flames when exposed to the sunlight. Copy and paste this if you agree. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffine People think you're insane. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!) You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) Today you called me ugly. Today you called me lame. Today you said I'm evil. Today you shunned my name. Today you said good-morning. Then said I looked like a beast. You meant it in a harmful way. Then said you loved me least. Today you asked, "How dare you?" Then shoved it down my throat-- How monsterous you think I am. Why am I such a dope? Today I sat in my bedroom. Alone and oh so scared. I wondered: If I died, Would anybody care? Nobody ever wanted me This I surely know. They all think I'm ugly. Because you told me so. Today my sadness left me. Today I realized. Today I found my home. Today I escaped your lies. Today I'm sleeping peacefully. I'm wrapped in Jesus's arms. Today I wore a smile. I'm away from all your harm. Today I watched the Earth. As you spent the whole day lying. Telling them you missed me so. While you falsely started crying. I know that you don't miss me. You wanted me to die. Mother, Father, my dear lover-- This is my good-bye. Every day, mental abuse claims the lives of teens everywhere. This kind of abuse is the cause of most suicides in teenagers. Mental abuse usually comes from those who you love the most: mothers; fathers; boyfriends; girlfriends. To be abused mentally is to be constantly instulted or critiqued by an individual, and has an enormous effect on one's self-esteem. It is usually caused by one's parents or lover telling the victim harmful stuff, like that they are very un-attractive, or that they are stupid and such. Even though this is one of the deadliest types of abuse, it is rarely emphasised on. Help spread the word and put a stop to this cruel abuse. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are against mental abuse. Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. This is my life story... -Get up early - Act all grumpy and stuff considering the fact that you just woke up without warning -Stop moping around and eventually get ready for school -Get to school -Walk to class cuz the bell prolly rang already -Go to 1st period and be all like "Hey teacher... can we all take naps instead of learn????" - Around 3rd period be all like "Hey! I'm all happy and shit now! WOOT!" -Until extended day (Basiclly meaning staying after school cuz ur parents cant get u round 3:30), draw and write and stuff. - At extended day, talk to everyone and laugh along till you leave. -Parants get u and again ur like "Ugh... I'm tired..." -Get home, not wanting to study r anything, but eventually get off ur lazy butt and do it anyway. -At bedtime, be like "But i dont wanna go to bed!" Copy and patse this to ur profile if this pretty much describes ur school week. You know you read too much JTHM and watch too much Invader Zim when: 1) You've gotten into several 'Lasers vs. Smoke Machines' debates with your friends (LAZERS!) 2) Every time you hear a teacher say "Children today have it so easy", you're tempted to scream "YOU SPEAK LIES! LLLLIIIIIEEEESSSS!" while clawing at the air like Zim (Yes, it's very hard to contain myself. XD) 3) If someone says the words 'Red and Purple', the first thing you think about is the Almighty Tallest, not the colors. (Uh huh.) 4) You learn someone in your class is named 'Johnny', and emit a fangirl squeal. (Well, not SQUEAL. Just maybe bug him about it. XD) 5) You now think all Chihuahuas are EVIL!(*hides* They SCARE me! DX) 6) You've taped your fingers together to see what it would be like to have only three fingers (I'll have to try that...) 7) The thought of Dib being Johnny makes more sense than it actually should (Yeah...) 8) You now order 'Brainfreezies' at movie theaters and drug stores 9) Your friends aren't even surprised anymore when you spout a random JTHM or Invader Zim quote. 10) The name 'Jimmy' makes you shudder with revulsion 11) Speaking in third person doesn't seem odd at all 12) At least ONCE, you've tried to imitate one of the character's voices 13) You want a T-shirt that magically changes logos without your notice 14) You're genuinely shocked whenever someone wonders aloud 'Who is Jhonen Vasquez?' 15) Height has become very important to you, and you now look up (both physically and figuratively) to those who are taller than you. If at least one of the above is true, copy and paste this to your profile! INVADER ZIM; "IT WAS ME! I WAS THE TURKEY, ALL ALONG! I was wondering what that turkey was doing there..GIR! I'm delaying the brain parasite plan for now. I need you to- I WAS THE TURKEY! MEEE!! XP" -Zim & Gir "I like to make waffles." -Gir "It's been nice working with you, Gir...now self destruct. FINALLY! EEHEHEE! *explodes*" -Zim & Gir "HEY, SOMEONE'S MAKIN' DONUTS!!" -Tallest Purple "Sorry I'm late Ms. Bitters. HORRIBLE...NIGHTMARE VISIONS! It's called life, Dib. Sit down." -Dib & Ms. Bitters Stereotypes I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN,so I MUST be white trash I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. IWEAR BLACK,so IMUST be agoth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY,so IMUST not be avirgin. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player Ihave big BOOBS,so IMUST be ahoe I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi I (would love to) hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent. I'ma FEMALE GAMER,soI MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so IMUST love fried chicken and koolaid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED soI MUST be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK soI MUST believe JESUS WUZI BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm (kinda) OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK,so IMUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. Idon't like the SUN, soI MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. Icouldn't hurta FLY,soI MUST bea pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't Idon't like to be ina BIG GROUP,soI MUST be antisocial. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. Iread Comics,soI MUST bea loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. Idraw ANIME, soI MUST bea freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. IWATCH PORN soI MUST be perverted I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRAILIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist. I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE. I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy. I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser. I watch SOUTH PARK, so I MUST cuss and not care about it. (Well, that's me, but NOT because I watch South Park. By the way, I LUV it!) I watch FAMILY GUY, so I MUST make senseless jokes all of the time. I have a CRUSH on a CARTOON CHARACTER, so I MUST be ugly and have no life. (Why do you think I always make Dib the good guy in my IZ fanfics?) I watch INVADER ZIM, so I MUST be as insane as the characters! (Last time I checked, I'm pretty sane... Oh god, what a lie.) Name of Character: Holly Lee Hiser Basic: (All worth 1 point) [ ] An Irken with a human name. Current points: 4 Uncommon: (2 points) [ ] Enhanced mystical or scientifically (super speed, mechanical limbs, faster natural healing) Current Points: 6 (Unnatural) 3 points for each [ ] Is based on social and ethnic stereotypes (geishas, cowboys, emos, goths) Current Points: 12 De-Suifiers: ( Subtract 1 to score for each) [ ] Over weight (chunky, chubby) Current Points: 8 De-Suifiers 2: (Subtract 2) Total: 8 -26 to -5 (Anti-Sue) Looks like your character either has too many flaws making them annoying in their own right, or have no personality whatsoever. You might want to add some traits to them -4 to 15 (Normal Character) Your character has a good balance of good and bad. It's probably best not to tweak them too much more than this 16 to 30 (Border Sue) You're bordering Sue-dom but your character is still interesting. Stop while you're ahead. 31 to 116 (Mary Sue) Mary Sue. Plain and simple. Normal Character Name of Character: Lee Basic: (All worth 1 point) [x] An Irken with a human name. Current points: 6 Uncommon: (2 points) [ ] Enhanced mystical or scientifically (super speed, mechanical limbs, faster natural healing) Current Points: 8 (Unnatural) 3 points for each [ ] Is based on social and ethnic stereotypes (geishas, cowboys, emos, goths) Current Points: 14 De-Suifiers: ( Subtract 1 to score for each) [ ] Over weight (chunky, chubby) Current Points: 10 De-Suifiers 2: (Subtract 2) Total: 10 -26 to -5 (Anti-Sue) Looks like your character either has too many flaws making them annoying in their own right, or have no personality whatsoever. You might want to add some traits to them -4 to 15 (Normal Character) Your character has a good balance of good and bad. It's probably best not to tweak them too much more than this 16 to 30 (Border Sue) You're bordering Sue-dom but your character is still interesting. Stop while you're ahead. 31 to 116 (Mary Sue) Mary Sue. Plain and simple. Normal Character |
The Sickness by Coraline15 reviews