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 Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter. Why are you helping me? Why? Do you think I care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference? Clara, I'm not your boyfriend. I'm just another teenage girl obsessed with men older than her parents. ‣ Find me on: Wattpad.com & AO3.org 「 Fandoms 」The Walking Dead. Harry Potter. Divergent. Hunger Games. Twilight. Avengers. Stranger Things. Power. Empire. Nick Cage. Game of Thrones. Doctor Who. Sherlock. The Exorcist. 「 Info 」Ravenclaw. Pukwudgie. Erudite. Volturi. Avenger. Higwarts Letter? No. Hoewarts Letter? Yes. Patronus? Badger. Wand? Fir Wood, Unicorn Hair Core, 10' In Length, Hard Flexibility. Strong Feminist. 「 Known As 」The Man Eater Death Eater. IKIA. Snape Hoe. Wifey. BFF. Sister. 「 Likes 」Whouffaldi. 12th Doctor. Peter Capaldi. Jareth. David Bowie. Movies. Music. Reading. Writing. Alan Rickman. Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Severus Snape. Tom Hiddleston. Loki. Emma Watson. Negan. Hermione Granger. Kevin Costner. Starkid. AVPM. AVPS. Lumione. Snamione. Linkin Park. Lucius Malfoy. Harry Potter. The Walking Dead. 80's. 「 R.I.P. 」Alan Rickman. David Bowie. George Michael. Whitney Houston. Prince. Carrie Fisher. Chester Bennington. Paul Walker. Bill Paxton. Robin Williams. Gene Wilder. Michael Jackson. 「 Drugs 」Whouffaldi. Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Negan. Alan Rickman. Severus Snape. 「 Allergies 」Bitches. Haters. Fakers. Wannabes. Trump. |
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Under The Surface by Silver Orbed Lioness reviews
AU Goblet of Fire onwards: Lucius Malfoy takes advantage of both his Ministry position and School Governor by seducing Hermione as his mistress before the Dark Lord arrives to ruin his fun - only, due to this, Severus comes to realise he cares for the girl in a most unorthodox way possible. What will happen to her when the Dark Lord returns?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,394 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Severus S., Barty C. Jr.
Respect and Respectability by Silver Orbed Lioness reviews
Marriage Law: Lucius, Hermione, another Muggleborn Witch and a Halfblood Wizard are guinea pigs for a proposed new law. It turns out Hermione ends up on the Ministry Sent Lists of two most powerful and sexy Wizards. Harry is working to solve murders of Muggles which could be connected to Narcissa's own untimely death and WHO really did survive?LM/HG; SS/HG; Scabior/HG; HP/GW; LL/DT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,674 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 8/25/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.] Scabior
BÊTE NOIR by Silver Orbed Lioness reviews
Captured by Snatchers - tortured by Bellatrix - the Dark Lord takes an interest in Miss Hermione Granger as he remembers her from the first year. Whilst giving her an offer she may not be able to refuse she does something incredibly brave or extremely stupid. It's not only Hermione left questioning who are friends and who are enemies. Angst/Drama SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/10/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Dating Snape's Daughter by ThePotionMaster'sMistress reviews
What's Fred Weasley to do when he falls in love with Snape's daughter?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/23/2016 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Severus S., OC, Fred W.
Fortune Favours The Brave by Silver Orbed Lioness reviews
A new evil is threatening the Wizarding World. Ancient, Corrupt and does not care WHAT type of blood the magical person holds in their veins; this evil murders indiscriminately. Hermione Granger discovers she has a connection to this evil. One that could threaten her tenuous friendship with Draco but, more importantly, a burgeoning romance with his father - Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,292 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Unicorn Price by thundercatwife reviews
Severus encounters a hilarious and mischievous Unicorn, who by being bent on fulfilling the wishes of readers everywhere, transforms our Potion's Master back into a teenager. Follow Severus and Hermione as they learn what it means to live by the Unicorn Price. HG/SS, No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,199 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The White Shepherd by Professor Severus Snape's Wife reviews
Oops. Somethings gone wrong with Hermione's Potion. Wait...she never messes up! What would happen if Severus found a White German Shepherd puppy in his class room? please read and review! know the summery stinks, but this will be a great one! I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,589 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Marriage is Not For a Snape by TheMiniMarshmallow reviews
Another Marriage Law story. It's Severus/Hermione. Set during Hermione's seventh year. NOT compatible with any book after Goblet of Fire. Rated M because it will get steamy later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,297 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Happy Bloody Christmas, Severus Snape! by Lady Kara Thrace reviews
Hermione Granger comes back to Hogwarts for Christmas. Will Severus Snape be able to let her go at the end of the holiday?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Hermione Snape by VampireWitch456 reviews
Hermione Granger has been hiding a secret from her friends for Six/Seven Years ever since she entered Hogwarts however she tells her friends the truth and helps reveal a secret that destroyed Tom Riddle's life. Based upon Hermoine Snape's stories Protecting His Bookworm and Emerald Eyes
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Triplets! by insomniareader reviews
Hermione Granger was taken after graduation. She returned 4 weeks later, rescued by Snape. 2 months later she disappears again, this time of her own doing. What happens when a couple of certain twins run into her in New York? Hermione/Severus !Very Little!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,981 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Something for the Pain by FictionCannibal reviews
When Hermione is captured by Snatchers during her adventure with Harry and Ron, she is brought directly to the Dark Lord. When Snape intervines and ultimately saves her, the Dark Lord casts a curse on her as a gift to Snape. Every muscle in Hermione's body begins to ache painfully. Snape is the only one who can cure her... By turning her pain, into pleasure. PostHBP, EWE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,905 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Violet Granger Snape by CrimsonWillow reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts with a little girl on her tail. Severus finds out it's his daughter and does everything within his power to be there for his little girl but ends up falling in love with Hermione at the same time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,544 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Snape and Hermione A Love Story by Hippie-dippy93 reviews
This story takes place after the war, Snape never died, and the three characters are back to redo their 7th year. It is a romance between Severus and Hermione. Rated M for later chapters. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
This is Hermione Snape by Dipi reviews
Story of Hermione Lily Snape, daughter of Severus Snape. See through her eyes her journey in the magical world, through first to seventh year, where she has her share of adventure, friends, enemies and tragedies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,173 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Lemons at Hogwarts by Ms-Figg reviews
Headmaster Severus Snape has a very special way of interviewing new applicants at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons in Love by crz4greece reviews
Hermione slowly touched her lips with his, letting her professor experience his first kiss. He was unpracticed and unsure of himself, awkwardly not touching her, afraid of her shying away from him. He then broke from the kiss hastily, "Get. Out."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 332,277 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Lesson in Potions by playingmakebelieve reviews
Hermione Granger expands her knowledge with Remus Lupin and Severus Snape. smut/lemon/mmf/yaoi I forgot a disclaimer...I'm not JKR. MATURE ONLY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's Detention by Polar Monkey reviews
All written in good fun. Spoof of other authors' interpretations on sex. Stop writing virgins. :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Untold Secrets by hermoine snape reviews
DM/HG SS/OC Severus Snape had secret that was well hidden that no one knew Hermione Granger was his daughter.Draco and Hermione have known each other since they one and now have to wed through arrange marriage. What will her friends think? My first DM/HG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Trial of Severus Snape by FerPotter reviews
Severus Snape is judged for his acts. Twice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,086 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Severus Halloween Surprise by Harpygirl24 reviews
Takes place during Deathly Hallows. Hermione Granger arrives at Hogwarts on Halloween much to the delight of those that have wanted her dead. However she has a surprise for Severus and this one surprise will change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Prince and The Princess by Professor Severus Snape's Wife reviews
Severus Snape finds out that Hermione Granger is actually Hermione O' Connor. and Hermione is the Princess of Ireland, and soon will be Queen. Severus will be her body guard as well, because Albus doesn't want him to spy any more, it's to dangerous, R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,948 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7745 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Angel by hermoine snape reviews
Master Merlin travels 1,000 years to save his daughter Hermione's life. He places her in the protection of the one he see worthy of a Dark Angel. "A Dark Angel is a person with a dark aura but has a good soul. You are Hermione's Dark Angel." Merlin said.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,292 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Hermione G.
Do Not Go Gentle by whydowefall reviews
Harry Potter’s capture ends the war, but it doesn’t end the battle; Muggle-borns are rounded up and used as slaves for the ruling Death Eater party, while the rest of the Wizarding World is left in shambles. Hermione Granger turns to some old enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,378 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Detention with Snape by Em90 reviews
A sharper, sexually frustrated Hermione begins to act out and feel strangely towards the Potions Master. Lemons, sexual tention, honestly PWP. Rated M for language and sexual content. This is getting out all my ya-yas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008
The Makeover by Ms-Figg reviews
25 year old Hermione Granger wins a free makeover. She is also working on a way to stop the Phantom Summons left over after Voldemort's death. Professor Snape is her lab niffler but willing to do more experimentation outside the Mark. AU, M/F, Lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,463 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Ms-Figg reviews
A fluffy little G rated Christmas one-shot featuring Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. Written for the holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Advanced Potions: Severus & Hermione by Hazel Oakleigh reviews
Hermione always had a thing for the potions master, and now she has a chance to be alone with him, organising "Advanced Potions Lessons". What will happen when Severus calls her into his office during potions, to a much disgusted Ron? Humor/Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Stasha Hermione Snape by MerlinHelpMe reviews
LAST CHAPTER! SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG! PLEASE READ! Hermione finds out that Professoe Snape is her real dad. Read to find out what happens. Tiwsts and turns along the way. Please read and thanks for reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,678 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Forbidden by cherbi161 reviews
The bond between the teacher and student is sacred, but what happens when that bond is broken? HGSS. AU. REPOST BEGINNING CHAPTERS TO GET RID OF Author Notes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,244 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
To Severus Snape by stormsight reviews
A short letter to Snape From Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape? by Vivien Nimue reviews
A parody of all those strange...er imaginative SnapeHermione fics. Plus many other romantic HP cliches. Dumbedore and Fleur? Evil Ron? Draco the good guy? Boris Teabag the dwarf? And just where is this neverending forest plot device Snape and Harry are st
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Rise, Fall, and Rebirth of Hermione Granger by missparker85 reviews
Hermione falls ill in her sixth year. Will she be able to survive Snape's help? Will she be able to resist him? HGSS. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,645 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione's Detention by Starlight Chibi-chan reviews
Hermione gets a “detention” with Snape. Harry and Ron rush off to Save Her Chastity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Hermione G.
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 421 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Prophesy by Witch Lisa reviews
The lioness and the asp must work their way through a prophesy and the life it dooms them to live. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/2/2004 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Welcomed Love by MetaMuse reviews
Severus and Hermione fall in love and a few surprises are waiting for the new couple. Takes place in 7th year. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,424 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione and Snape by FanFictionWriter4077 reviews
Hermione and Snape fight an attraction to eachother. Set during Hermione's seventh year. Thanks for all the positive reviews on this story folks, but I would not expect anything new...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Do I Regret? reviews
Hermione and Severus sleep with each other. . . what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/27/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Albus D. - Complete
Their Greatest Happiness reviews
Its Picture Day With The Malfoy Family! And nothing but a little in-orderly trouble is happening!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2017 - [Hermione G., Lucius M., OC] - Complete
Daddy? Please Read To Me reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger have a 6 year old daughter named Colette. One night, instead of mummy reading, she asks daddy to read instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S., OC] - Complete
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