Hi there

my name is Emily and this if my profile

i wont update much

but these are some things that i would 2 wright:

Harry Potter

Ever After High

Co-Op's- DFTBApleaseandthankyou

Wassabi productions

Working on:

Wassabi productions

Here are some funny things i have picked up along the way of my life:

"Don't worry, I never lose."

"But what if you do?"

"Then you will have been witness to the single most unlikely thing to ever happen.”

"You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”

"Well, I try to cater to my audience.”

C1: Have you no conscience?

C2: Of course I do! It's in a little silver box at the back of my closet screaming, "Let me out! Let me out! You're making bad choices!"

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."

"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."

"You're either very good or very stupid. I don't think you're very good."

"I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.”

How can you tell that someone's a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming that their pants aren't on fire.

C1: Have you no heart?!

C2: Not as of yet, the doctors are trying everything they can.

"You love being sarcastic, don't you?"

"Oh, no. I do it because of how well it pays"

"Could you stop?"

"Hang on, ten bucks an hour. I'm gonna be rich."

"I'm leaving."

"No wait! I have to pay my car next month. I need you!"

You, you, and you: Panic. The rest of you, come with me

I heard my name. How did I come up? I didn't even do anything this time!

Let the Sarcasm Games begin!