This is the profile page of Team Cafin8ed. If you weren't trying to reach the profile page of Team Cafin8ed, you are horribly and terribly lost. If you were looking for the bathroom, it's down the cybernetic void and a little to your left. Do not stick the toilet paper to the ceiling, it pisses the custodian off. If you weren't looking for the bathroom, you may want to hit the back arrow on your browser a few times. Good luck, and don't get eaten by Trojans, worms, viruses, or the horror that is spam.

Otherwise, welcome!

This is Niobe and Ari, co-founders of Team Cafin8ed. Our mission is to co-write stupid stuff. If you can help us achieve this, speak now or forever hold your pee. "Stupid" meaning funny, not truly and unbearably horrid. While our stories may be funny, we like to think that they have deeper meaning. If you read very closely, you may see a glimmer of enlightenment...

Yeah, good luck with that.

Team Cafin8ed is made up of us fanficers: Niobe (Niobe's Pen) and Ari (Artemis of Mass Destruction). So when you adress us, you are adressing two seperate entities crammed into one condensed blob of awesome. We will put our signatures at the bottom of every review/pm/death warrant we send from this account. Unless we forget. Teehee. Then, you guys'll just have to chew us out...

As of now we have no stories planned, but don't you worry, they're coming.

If you want to see our non-co-written stuff, go to our seperate profile pages!

Niobe: Niobe's Pen

Ari: Artemis of Mass Destruction (who really needs to make that profile...)