There's a first time for every thing, for every little thing. Here are short tales about the first time Sherlock and John had sex in public; the first time Mycroft kissed Greg; the first time the boys shopped for patent-black stilettos...and so much more.

Serena was a hired assassin, until one night when a job of hers goes horribly wrong. Due to the sins she's committed she is to spend an eternity in hell. But when the Lord of the Underworld becomes interested in her, is it really hell?

Surprisingly, Derek is there for Stiles when he needs him.

There Will Be Blood contest Readers' Choice 1st Place Winner: Waking up naked in a strange bed is bad. Waking up naked and tied up in a strange bed is worse. Even worse than that? Waking up naked and tied up in the bed of a Vampire that wants to eat you.

Inside the throne room, the day light pours through the windows, and it's not Arthur who's sitting on the throne.

Meta, AU. A series of oneshots as Ms. Fandom waits for Sherlock to come back... Rated T for drug references.

When Sherlock pushes himself too hard, he gets headaches. What can John do to help the man he loves? Just a bit of fluffiness.

When Sherlock told John he was married to his work, John didn't realize how literally Sherlock meant it. "We're not married. We're shagging. There's a clear distinction there, John, if you'd care to examine it further." S/J/L

Arthur sleeps with Merlin after he fires him in 'Valiant', but won't once he's rehired him. Merlin is not happy. Merlin/Arthur. SLASH. One-Shot

When John demonstrates his fighting skills on a counterfeiting case, Sherlock is suddenly overcome with desires he never expected. Desperate for comments please!

John sustains a head injury and has to get glasses. Sherlock finds them... curious. PWP for MarieLikesToDraw on Tumblr who asked for John in glasses.

Sherlock needs cooling off. John needs Sherlock. Can they come to an agreement?

Baths are relaxing. Tripping in mud is not.

As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

Sherlock hasn't always had such firm control of his emotions. One impulsive day at university spells bad news for our budding consulting detective.

One day, John comes home to find Sherlock blowing bubbles on their bed. Naked.

Six minifics portraying the main characters of the show falling asleep or sleeping. Mycroft not included I forgot him, maybe I'll add him later . Rated M to play safe. Fluff and slash

...and the 1 Time He Told John His Observations. Sherlock thinks John is brilliant.

After the death of his beloved. The Vampire King, takes his own life, choosing eternal rests over a life lived without the presence of his Angel. Now, decades later that love is reincarnated and old Love will face off with new obstacles. SXD, SXG

Lestrade notices Sherlock and John being very flirty at crime scenes. It's starting to get irritating. Written for a prompt at the Sherlock BBC kink meme. Sherlock/John, flirting, Lestrade scolding. Hope you enjoy!

REVISED! A London heat-wave causes a change in the sleeping arrangements at 221b. Part of my continuing narrative. "M" for adult subjects. Revised to accommodate events in "Adventure of the Country Birthday."

"Don't you see? He's married to his work. His first move was taking you along with him the first case you were around for." John/Sherlock Rater for slash in second chapter and cursing.

Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!

Bella is a blockbuster actress who's out to make a joke of Hollywood. A night of mishaps places her in the bed of the most egotistical actor in tinsel town; a man she loves to hate. Trouble doesn't end with just a litter of kittens.

Oneshot, written for the kinkmeme: girl!Sherlock doesn't buy into stereotypical gender roles, and soon finds that John doesn't either. girl!Sherlock/John at the end.

A carnival feels like no special occasion, for the one who always wears a mask. Can the familiar stranger help to set her free? An entry for the Pick Your Own Adventure contest.

Bella offers suggestions for fanfic writers and readers alike. Snark warning. If you're hyper-sensitive, don't bother reading. It's meant to be fun. M for language. Bella has a potty mouth, sadly.

Lestrade has been asked to write about his late friends Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Set 25 or so years in the future. Rated "T" for subject matter.

Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes

ONE-SHOT: Takes place in 2x08 "Damon and Stefan discover some surprising information while helping Elena." – This is my take on what that COULD mean. D/E/S :LEMON: ;D

Shake is a story of Edward, a high school student who deals with the everyday pain and embarrassments brought about a disorder. All-human.

Serena and Darien are FBI agents and secret lovers; their life is turned upside down when they are assigned on a case together to investigate Eric Diamond a Rich, successful business man that gets anything he wants and his sights are set on Serena.

Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.

Edward & Bella meet unexpectedly and turn each other's worlds upside down. However, self destruction and a lack of self confidence threaten to ruin it all. Rated M for lemons and bad language. AH

AH/AU Bella Swan is very anti-Valentine's Day, but what happens when a secret admirer is persistent in making her his? It's going to be a day that she'll never forget.

Bella is coming out of her shell with the help of her two best friends, Rosalie and Alice. All three girls have visions of falling for the popular boys, but when Bella's life is turned upside down, will Edward be able to help her? Will he even want to?

On a hot summer day, Harry decides to take advantage of walking in on Ginny cooling off.

The boys left Juuban a year previously to travel the world, leaving behind five young girls who now, hate them. What happened before they left? Why on Earth do the girls hate them? And why on Earth are the girls so promiscuous now? UsaMamo SenxGen

Bella needs to learn some new tricks, and she knows just the man to teach her. A O/S for the Public Lovin Contest

When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.

Darkward Contest: "Are you born like this?" Her outburst awakened a part of me I thought long dead. After wandering the earth as a vampire for ninety years, a chance meeting in a dark alley leads Edward to his mate, a human whose blood sings for him.

Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?

Jesse and Suze are married, and it looks like the family might be expanding. But Suze isn't about to let something so silly as a pregnancy slow her down.

Tired of being setup on horrible blind dates, Edward and Bella, share a memorable together. Bella thinks it's just a stupid one night stand, but Edward wants more. Will she be able to resist him when someone from her past shows up? ExB Lemons

Darien catches Bunny and Haruka in an awkward situation and may have jumped to the wrong conclusion. Bunny is determined to right the mistake, but winds up receiving more than she expected in the end. Based on volume eight of the manga. Rated M for lemon.

Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN

Jesse and Suze are getting married...now if only she can fit into a four, find the perfect dress, and get her mom to stop calling while her and Jesse are in bed...oh, and the ghost that wants to kill her best friend? Yeah, she wants Suze dead now too.

Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings

AU OneShot. Be my bad boy, be my man, be my weekend lover but don't be my friend. Be my bad boy but understand that I don't need you again.