Wow has it really been that long since I updated this thing?!!

First of all I'd like to thank the academy.. *looks at note cards*
Oops wrong speach..
*throws note cards away*
er.. anyway..

As you may already know I am the one and only HYPER5!!!
*thunder and lightning*
Kai! stop messing with the sound effects!! Now as I was saying.. I am a sophmore in highschool. I have one brother, one sister, a cow.. a moose.. and an imaginary pink alien friend named..BINKY?!
*points to Sunny*
Alright that's the last time you write cue cards for me buddy!!
*muttering*
So hard to find good help these days.. Continuing on... My friends include: Ambereyes/yosei AKA Jade.. Jenlinkitty.. Ty ..Alex.. Sunny.. Kaiotai.. Altmega.. Gjynn.. 'The Evil Fluffy Bunny'.. Aslin28.. Did I miss anyone?
*Jade hands her a sheet of paper*

This just in: Evil mutant aliens have been spotted of the coast of Cuba, Africa, North America and the eastern sea borders of Katie land. AHH! ALIENS! RUN MAN RUN!!
*clears throat* In other news... Hyper5 your pants are unzipped XYZ... Eh?
*looks down*
Oh..
*Blushes and laughs nervously & zips up pants*
Enough about that.. feel free to read any of my stories and thanks to all of you who reviewed me. GAHH! Jenlin! Don't open that...door.
*Swimming in tons of benie babies*
Kai: BENIE BABIES?!
Hyper5: *twiddling thumbs* like you don't have a feddish for collecting small but cuddly cute things...
Kai: *-.-'* no.. I dont.
Altmega: *swinging on ropes in black spandex* Duh.nuh.nuh.nuh.nuh.nuh.nuh.nuh.BATMAN!
Jenlinkity: And Catwoman!*runs after Mega*
Kai&Hyper5*@_@;* ROLL THE CREDITS!! HURRY UP AND ROLL THE CREDITS!!

January 12, 2005

Jade: Hey! a major announcement from the esteemed Hyper5 herself! Brought to you buy her wonderful, talented, kind, wise, honorable-
Kai: Pssst! Jade! Stick to the cue cards!
Jade: Oh shush. as i was saying...wise, honorable and beautiful friend Jade. and the message is-
Altmega: *runs by still in his batman suit*
Jade: 0.0 i'm hallucinating...*places hand over eyes* and scared life!
Sunny: Jaaade! the announcement! the announcement!
Jade: oh right. *cough* sorry about that. the announcement is that Hyper5 will be returning to the world of the internet very soon! she is almost finished moving into her new new house (shes moved twice in the past year which is why she hasn't been around much) and internet is on the way! aren't you guys happy?
notebook crew: *throwing a party*
Jade: OI! wait for me!!!! *runs after them*