The Crazy Azn
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Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I made an account here a few years ago, but I never used it, and I'm too lazy to edit my profile. So, here's what you get to know about me. If you don't wanna read, go ahead and scroll all the way down to skip reading the profile. But if you want to read about me, it's a very long profile.

I try very hard to write fanfiction. I hope to improve everyday whenever I write.

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Name: Don't wanna tell you, but you can call me Nguyen. It's my last name. XD
Age:
Let's just say I'm almost in high school now.
Occupation:
Student. It's an obvious answer.
Residence/Location:
Arizona. The hottest state in America. I can't stand the hot weather...
Race:
Asian. Well, actually, I'm Vietnamese. ^-^ VIET POWER.
Religion:
Buddhist. I love my religion.
Fav. Food:
I love pho, it's an Vietnamese food, made with beef broth, beef, rice noodles, and other condiments. YUM.
Fav. Drink:
Give me a root beer soda can, root beer float, or a Pepsi, I'm happy.
Fav. Books/Graphic Novels:
The Hardy Boys (I prefer the new ones with ATAC), Harry Potter, Vampire Plauges, Sherlock Holmes, Batman, Calvin and Hobbes, Baby Blues, and some others.
Fav. Anime & Manga:
Detective Conan & Magic Kaito, Hetalia Axis Powers, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, G Gundam, Gundam Wing, Naruto Shippuden, One Piece, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni + Kai + Rei, Zombie-Loan, Black Butler, Pokemon, Pandora Hearts, and the rest I probably forgot the title because I watched it a really long time ago.
Fav. Asian Drama:
Black and White (Taiwanese), Stairway To Heaven (Korean)
Fav. Music:
Lady Gaga, Metallica, Skillet, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ke$ha, S.H.E, SHINee, Super Junior M, Girls' Generation/SNDS, etc.
F av. TV Shows:
That 70's Show, Scrubs, Just Shoot Me!, Cold Case, Cold Case Files, America's Most Wanted, Without A Trace, Criminal Minds, NCIS, CSI, CSI: Miami, etc.
Fav. Cartoons:
South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, American Dad, The Cleaveland Show, Danny Phantom, The Fairly OddParents, Jimmy Neutron, Scooby-Doo (all the cartoon shows), Johnny Test, Invader Zim, Johnny Bravo, Spongebob Squarepants, Rugrats, and more...
Other info about me:
I'm obsessed with yaoi and I'm a crazy Asian that procrastinates alot and swears every 5 seconds. That's all you need to know.

I ship alot of yaoi and het couples. Some of them are crack. But, sadly, I'm too lazy to list them all right now. Maybe another time...

I used to hate yaoi when I first got into anime and manga when I was in fifth grade. Apparently, I was reading a explictive Naruto yaoi fic, so I guess that was why I hated it. But, when I was in Vietnam in 2009 for vacation, I started to slowly get into the world of yaoi starting with South Park. ^-^. Then, in April 2010, I discovered Hetalia, and that boosted up my yaoi love. =D Oh, I also like het/boyxgirl. It's cute to see some boyxgirl couples once in awhile. Now, yuri, I'm not a fan of yuri. I respect others that like yuri, so I have no problem with them liking it. Yuri doesn't grab my attention, ok? And shota. Lord, I personally don't like shota, okay? It just freaks me out reading/watchine shota.

Now, copying and pasting stuff time! (I would really skip this part if I was you.) I do this because I was bored.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Stereotypes Suck:
Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Ok, now I got that stuff out of the way, I really want to improve my writing. I hope you guys like any story I have posted so far. If I need a beta, PM me, okay? Otherwise, I hope you guys review my stuff and not flame me. Happy reading! ^-^

I'm trying to be a better writer everyday. Okay, peoples?

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Yes Master! by Yami Ryo reviews
Arthur is furious with Francis for stealing his boyfriend and summons a demon to destroy him. However the demon he summons is not quite what he had expected. Alfred only wants to please his master. Together they might just have some fun. YAOI Adopted by SirKnightMaxy! Sorry guys!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,019 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 3/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
HetaOni by The Deceiving Maiden reviews
After a World Meeting, America suggested to 9 of his friends to play the Test of Courage in a mansion that was said to be haunted. They split into their old WWII groups to scare each other once it's found. But little did they know that the mansion rendered them all as humans and the THINGS in the mansion were determined to kill them all. And most of them were all holding a secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,125 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 8/15/2010 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, England/Britain
Time Dies by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
Kenny has never been lucky. His friends ignore him, his family doesn't care about him, and frankly, he hardly cares about himself. He even wishes that he'd just finally die- actually die- and not come back. So he takes matters into his own hands.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
RomaHeta by The Deceiving Maiden reviews
Kiku created a new game which could send anyone into the 2D world. But an error occured during the test run and sucked almost all the nations in. Now trapped in the game, the nations must fight not only the Error in the game, but also themselves in order to find a way to save and get back to their world. Main pairings in here are Gerita and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,894 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010
Onomatopoeia by Tahru reviews
'"You take me for granted? I'm just nothing right?" As anyone would know, 'snap' is a popular onomatopoeia, but always has other meanings. Snapped!Canada, Snapped!Antonio and others later based on request...now with RAPE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,793 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011
Short Hetalia Oneshots by Nezumi Neko reviews
Just a collection of random Hetalia short oneshots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 285 - Words: 77,189 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Complete
Raison D'être: Reason to Be by RoseyLaur reviews
Alfred F. Jones lives a normal college life. He has a good job, a nice apartment, and the best friend a guy could ask for. However his life was changed when he discovers an young man named Arthur in an alley. AU. USUK plus others. Chobits parody
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,660 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Understanding You by RiotFest reviews
A rich girl never understood what a 'loving' family was like. That changed when a new boy started going to her school. He began to show her what its really like to have a family, despite being rich or poor. ChinaxVietnam
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,962 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - China, Vietnam - Complete
That Crazy Asian Family by Maya-chan2007 reviews
Ever since that Crazy Asian Family moved here, things keep changing. Suddenly people are keeping secrets, some have dark pasts, and Yao and Kiku have a family? Well that's new. All these things keep happening, and more. And it all started with a bet... On hiatus for now *sorry, guys!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,293 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010
Until You're Mine by Thing2BK reviews
Alfred's got a crush on his detention buddy. Too bad she doesn't care one bit. America/Vietnam, human names used, possible OOC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,246 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - America, Vietnam - Complete
To Capture his Girl by RiotFest reviews
AU Sequel to Capture that Man. A year passed and Yao's family still thinks his dead. They meet him again on their mission. This time Yao only came to them to be with Meimei. Thing is she's with Kiku. Will Yao change Meimei's mind? OOC ChinaxTaiwanxJapan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,898 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - China, Taiwan - Complete
Unwanted Things by TeeOnKnee reviews
North Vietnam,a protective brother and South Vietnam,a childish and naive sister.The siblings have a peaceful life now that they're free from China's rule.However,when France and other countries become involved with them there whole way of life changes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Vietnam
Paradise on Earth by Hasegawa reviews
Under Ground Hotel hetalia version. RATED M FOR REASONs. WARNING: AU, OoC. Pairings: mostly canon. UK China, RoChu, Greece Japan, Turkey Japan, SuFin, DenNor, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,554 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - China, Norway - Complete
Life In Smash Mansion by Bustman reviews
When Super Smash Bros. Fray, the fourth installment of the Super Smash Bros. series, goes into development, the smashers are called back to Smash Mansion. And they are not happy about it.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,808 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Link
Uninvited Festivities by flaafo reviews
England's invited himself over for the Chinese New Year, with no regards to what China thinks of the situation. Roleplay between my friend and I; Me: China/HK/Taiwan/Russia/Dragon She: England/America/S.Korea/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,636 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - China, England/Britain
I saw you by Enigma-knight reviews
Ciao. My name is Feliciano Vargas. I am 19 years old, out of high school, mostly depressed, and can barely hold a job. My life was nothing, but then "he" lightened it up./ AmeIta Fluff Human life used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,974 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Ahoge by OhaiAlex reviews
Prussia is getting annoyed with Italy's curl. What happens if he messes with it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
A Haircut by RiotFest reviews
China got gum stuck in his hair thanks to little ole Sealand, so he goes to Vietnam to get it cut. Even though he regrets getting the haircut, he doesn't regret that he kissed her. ChinaxVietnam one-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - China, Vietnam - Complete
Hungary's SPECIAL NEWS by Hasegawa reviews
VERY RARE CASE REPORT OF A HEATED ENDEARMENT BETWEEN UK AND CHINA. FOR YAOI FANGIRLS ONLY. Warning: uncontrolable giggling, pairings, silly jokes. Pairing: UK X China. SuFin and everybody else. LEMON.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - England/Britain, China
Save You From Yourself by Blank Paiges reviews
AU!Assassin Arthur Kirkland never expected to befriend Bodyguard Alfred F. Jones. Nor did he expect the assassins and bodyguards to join forces to destroy a threat to their existence...Nor did he expect to fall in love. US/UK, Fr/Can, RussCho, and more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,301 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - England/Britain, America
Lady by Moomoogirl1 reviews
Furious at China for demanding she finally act like a lady, Vietnam runs off. She doesn't want to be distant and proper. After all this time didn't he already like her the way she was?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Vietnam, China - Complete
Japan and The Seven Chibis by WhimsicalShmoo reviews
Arranged to marry Russia, Japan must flee deep into the woods to avoid certain death at the hands of his psychotic, soon-to-be sister. There he meets the 7—er, 8 chibis, who only complicate matters. Can he sort out their lives while trying to fix his own?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,419 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Japan, England/Britain
Truth or Dare? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Elizaveta invites several nations over for a party, only to start a game of "Truth or Dare?". Will they survive the game of chaos and fan-service, or will they go insane trying? ...Probably the latter. Rated T for adult situations and strong language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Fields of Rice and Snow by Twoformemories reviews
Vietnam meet Canada, Canada meet Vietnam. Vietnam, beat Canada half to death in a case of mistaken identity using a rice paddle. VietnamxCanada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,365 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Canada, Vietnam
Never Underestimate the Asians! by hossiohsee reviews
The Allied Force wanted to build an alliance with the Asians, but China won't let it happened. China gave the four nations a simple challenge, but would they be able to finish the task?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - China
Reality by Hasegawa reviews
Continuation of my one-shot titled 'Spoon'. He made up his mind; yet reality struck him straight- hard on his face. Vulnerable is the worst feeling in the world. Pairing: UK X China. Warning: AU, OoC.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - England/Britain, China - Complete
It All Started With A Shot of Tequila by piqueprincess reviews
Arthur was sulking after catching his wife cheating again, and gets totally wasted. But fate has it that he gets picked up by a the son of a powerful CEO, Alfred. They quickly go from strangers to friends to... lovers? T for now, but rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,655 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - America, England/Britain
Spoon by Hasegawa reviews
When being independent means being lonely. When communication didn't work and commitment equals to fear. Pairing: UK X China. Warning: AU, OoC.Real life situation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2010 - England/Britain, China - Complete
England: The best HusbandFather in the world by Hasegawa reviews
What happen when China was away for a day and England was left to tend Hong Kong for a day? Pairings: UK X China. A fic for SjinyutuS. humor one shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2010 - England/Britain, China - Complete
Spiral by Hasegawa reviews
They met as children. They met as teenagers. They met again as adults... this time to get dirty. Warning: AU, prostitution. Pairings: UK X China main , Russia X China, Japan x China, Korea X China, and many others to come
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,494 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - England/Britain, China - Complete
FRANCIS: The User Guide by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Congratulations on purchasing your very own FRANCIS unit! Please read this instruction manual to completely understand how to take proper care of your FRANCIS unit. Note: We are not responsible for any STDS or pregnancies caused by FRANCIS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2010 - France - Complete
IVAN Unit User Guide by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Congratulations on purchasing your very own IVAN unit! Please read this instruction manual very carefully to fully understand your IVAN unit. Note: HETALIA INC. is not responsible for any deaths, injuries, or severe mental trauma.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Russia - Complete
FELICIANO Unit User Guide by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Congratulations on purchasing your very own FELICIANO unit! Please read this instruction manual very carefully to fully understand your FELICIANO unit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Indiana Elric? by wizqevelyn reviews
When Edward is captured by the Nazis, it's up to his brother Alphonse to rescue him. A semi rewrite of the movie Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade using the Fullmetal Alchemist characters. Post movie. May contain spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,208 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
I Know This Much is True by Gandalf3213 reviews
Joe was shot four months ago during a case and the Hardy's haven't solved a crime since. Now, healing and hurting, Joe is left to confront a new enemy: Frank's girlfriend Cathy, a psycopath who will stop at nothing to remove Joe as a threat to happiness. Trigger-warning for attempted rape.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,690 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Joe H., Frank H. - Complete
The Marvels of Cosplay by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
When Arthur is kidnapped by Kiku and Francis to be forced into cosplay outfits, what's a hero to do? USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Maid in Hetalia by Hasegawa reviews
China as a maid. Russia as his master. Hilarity ensues. FLuff. Angst. Pairings: Russia X China, Greece X Japan. Warning: AU, YAOI all under this penname is anyway .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,806 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
My life was a lie by LuvKyleAndStan reviews
Kyle had always seemed so normal to his friends. But was his life really as easy behind closed doors? No Slash. Sorry for the Crappy description.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Kyle B., Ike B. - Complete
Dress Up Soldiers by KillingPatience reviews
“-I explained to you it was a special case.” Roy interrupted calmly. “Though I do admit I failed to mention some creative methods would be necissary.” “…Creative methods…?” Ed repeated in a sharp hiss “You want me to freaking cross-dress!” Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Roy M., Edward E.
RIKA FURUDE: The Owner's Guide by Faye-Nyanko reviews
So, you got your own RIKA FURUDE unit, but you have NO idea how to take care of it! Well, maybe this manual can help you a bit.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Rika F. - Complete
RENA RYUUGU: The Owner's Guide by Faye-Nyanko reviews
Full Title: RENA RYUUGU - The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual. So, you've got your very own RENA RYUUGU unit. But, you have no idea how to do anything with it! Well, maybe this Owner's Guide will help you.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Rena R. - Complete
Careful What You Wish For by The Night Kitty reviews
After Stan and Kyle get into the biggest fight of their lives between each other Stan makes a wish that he later regrets. Friendship only. Please read and review. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Sadness Flies Away by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
Kyle always seemed so happy, to his family and friends. Truth is, he never was. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Kyle B. - Complete
Happily Never After by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
“Life's no fairytale, Butters,” he snapped angrily. “The person you like almost never likes you back.” ONE-SHOT
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Don't Save Me by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
Can Butters stop Kenny from committing suicide? Or is it too late for Kenny? COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Till It's Gone by XXforget-x-me-x-notXX reviews
No one ever really got to know the real Eric Cartman. And now it's too late. COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,678 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Braiding the Noose with Indian Rope by TerraCottaKitten reviews
After many bizarre murders around Central, the only explanation the cops have are alchemy or...stranger yet, magic. When Ed vanishes, it's up to his friend's to solve the case. Too bad for Ed, but a magician never reveals his secrets...EdxWin, RoyxRiza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Edward E., Winry R.
Chef Returns by Pururu reviews
Years after his unfortunate death, Chef returns. But he is after something that only children have. What will the boys do to try an save everyone from certain doom. Contains violence, language and salisbury steak. Rated T. HET COUPLES. R & R CHAPTER 8 UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,133 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Chef
The Return of Trent Boyett's Return by Waste-o-tron reviews
Pre-school bully Trent Boyett is once again released from Juvenile Hall. Can our heroes escape his fury a second time? Or will Trent finally get his revenge? Some Stan/Wendy and Kenny/Bebe. Please R&R. COMPLETE!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,613 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Broomsticks on Fire by Emachinescat reviews
Harry and the gang are selected by Dumbledore to participate in a muggle-studies student exchange program and get to go to NY. As usual, Dumbledore has something else up his sleeve, and it involves one street-savvy kid named Jake Long.
Crossover - Harry Potter & American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Jake - Complete
Bruises by Brown Sugar1 reviews
Wendy believes that Stan is cheating on her so she takes matters into her own hands. Not a slash. DONE! Please R&R
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,604 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Jason takes South Park by Kylefan1990 reviews
When Jason is brought back to life again, he goes on a killing spree. Will Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman defeat him or will he kill them. COntains horror elements and Strong blood and gore. Rated T. Read and review please. based on friday the 13th
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
What were we thinking? by Akemi Maxwell reviews
The G-boys remember all the stupid stuff they did.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/12/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003
Fear, Hurt, Abuse reviews
Thao Nguyen, a typical Vietnamese teenager, suffers abuse from her father every single day. Slowly each day, she is losing hope and faith that any of her friends would save her from her father's abuse. Except they don't know that yet. Vietnam-centric fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Vietnam