Hii O.O

Short Sweet and To The Point: My name is Abby, Im 13, and im a girl (i have yet to see a guy on here...i will make it my undying quest to find one!!)

To get more in depth and truly understand me (I don't think anyone really does, not even me.) you must first meet my Inner Voices. O.O I kinda stole their names from Maddie, but its what they are. Good, Evil, Crazy, and The Other. Good always ends up tied up in some dark corner of my mind and not heard from for a few days.. Evil storms around plotting world domination and cackling madly as lightning flashes... :o The Other is rarely seen...but he has probablyy the most influence on my mind, somehow. . That leaves Crazy to dominate and run around setting things on fire and whispering obscene things in my ear, forgetting to warn me im about to get hit by a bus or a mob of people. (Damn him!! That hurt!) xD MWAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!! My amazinggg friends ARE: drum roll...Chelsea, Mae, Mercy, Maddie, Marissa, Mady, Ariel, Nick, Justin, Andrew.

I LOVE THEM ALL!

Roland is my lover. Just though I'd add that in there, even though you dont know who he is. (Hint hint: fictional ghost from a book that is currently being written by Maddie & Mercy)

One time, i got a call from my dad telling me "watch out, there are two crazy hobo lunatics with a shopping cart full of oatmeal that were seen chasing a UPS truck down our street. I want you to be careful and come home, because they might be dangerous." little did he know, Chelsea and i were the psycho UPS-truck chasing lunatics with the shopping cart full of oatmeal...

WARNING...when you give me too much sugar, there are catastrophic consequences.. ._. OHH! and i have about 10 rabies tags i always wear so people know its safe when i bite them (cuz i will bite them) :D even if i am foaming at the mouth...

Heres some quotes and random stuff:

§For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows with your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is when you dive into the fountain in the middle of a store. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!§

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.

If you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (-coughcough- or you are one -coughcough-)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you think those damn kids should just let that rabbit have some trix then paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (kytela)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (shut up Ally I wasn't talking to you.)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile and add your name to the list if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off!!

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you get excited when you see a volvo copy & paste this into your profile.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about when...uhmm...just copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people think im crazy, and i would agree with them..but then the magical gnomes wont talk to me anymore :'(

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
"THEY'RE NOT BABY TOYS!!" to this guy who asked why i had baby toys. Even if they do look like teething toys they arent! i swear!

Where are you right now?
Computer room... place... thing...

Look up, now look back. What did you see?
The ceiling O.o Surprised?

What's the last thing you ate?
A peach :D

What's your personality like?
Random, weird, rebellious, kinda bipolar...MAYBE.

Who do you have a crush on?
Ben. For all you know he could be my imaginary friend. Maybe he is! No, wait... Thats either Edward Cullen or Callum.

What was the last thing you thought?
Err, I wonder what some random kid halfway across the world is thinking and feeling right now. Are they sad? Angry? Spazzy? I wish I could go find out and talk to them.

You have a million dollars. What do you do?
CLEAN UP OIL SPILLS! SAVE THE PLANET! GLOBAL WARMING IS NOT COOL!

What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
Err, nothing. Stop asking about my eating habits! This is the second question!

What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
Ben. Maybe. Or why theres a bird-shaped mark on my window. Poor birdie :(

What's it like being you?
Different than being anyone else.

What are your thoughts on writing?
Love at first sight.

How tall are you?
5'4, maybe?..Why are you asking so many personal questions? Who are you, anyway??

What book are you currently reading?
Just finished Pretties in the Uglies series. Need to make a Borders run ASAP!

What music are you listening to?
My favorite song as of lately, Durch Den Monsun-Tokio Hotel.

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
Quizilla

What was the last thing you cooked?
I cant cook..but i attempted some mac and cheese..lets just say I'd rather go hungry.

What color are the walls of the room you are in?
Grey-ish blue-ish.

Do you know who the governor of your state is?
Uhmm...-googles- Deval L. Patrick!!

How many different programs are open on your computer right now?
Eep, um.. 5. Fanfic, freerice.com, google, dictionary.com, and youtube.

Have you ever been water-skiing?
Yep. I got water in places water isnt supposed to be.

What is the weather like?
Bright and sunshine-y -cringes- my eyes!!

Are you going on vacation this summer and where?
Yep, somewhere in New Hampshire. Maybe Maine if im lucky :D

Anything else?
STOP MASTICATING! (Yes, i did say masticating. It means chewing. We have fun with that one ;P)