Name: Alicia

Age: 15

Star Sign: Capricorn

Grade: 10th

Ethnicity: 1/2 German and 1/2 Czech

Nationality: US of A

One more thing, this is my second account on FF. On my first, I went by Ywons54.

Good God, Natsu is so E.N.D. I'm not worried though. Even if he is E.N.D., he's still Natsu. And Natsu is Natsu.

Favorite Quotes

"Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain." Vivian Greene

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great." Golda Meir

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein

"Give me a museum and I'll fill it." Pablo Picasso

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." Martin Luther King Jr.

"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." Carl Sagan

"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." Auric Goldfinger, in "Goldfinger" by Ian L. Fleming

"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." Mario Andretti

Favorite Couples

Roronoa Zoro & Sanji (One Piece)

Marco the Phoenix & Portgas D. Ace (One Piece)

Claire/Felix/Vino/Rail Tracer & Chane (Baccano!)

Jacuzzi & Nice (Baccano!)

Isaac & Miria (Baccano!)

Firo & Ennis (Baccano!)

William & Nico (Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus)

Martin & Kensi (NCIS: Los Angeles)

Anthony & Ziva (NCIS)

G & Nell (NCIS)

James & Breena (NCIS)

Sam & Michelle (NCIS: Los Angeles)

Timothy & Delilah (NCIS) Current

Timothy & Abigail (NCIS) Past

Helia & Flora (Winx Club)

Sky & Bloom (Winx Club)

Brandon & Stella (Winx Club)

Riven & Musa (Winx Club)

Timmy & Tecna (Winx Club)

Nabu & Layla/Aisha (Winx Club) (Dead)

Roy & Layla/Aisha (Winx Club)

Thoren & Daphne (Winx Club)

Jellal & Erza (Fairy Tail)

Natsu & Lucy (Fairy Tail)

Gray & Juvia (Fairy Tail)

Bixlow & Lisanna (Fairy Tail)

Laxus & Mirajane (Fairy Tail)

Laxus & Cana (Fairy Tail)

Freed & Mirajane (Fairy Tail)

Elfman & Evergreen (Fairy Tail)

Alzack & Bisca (Fairy Tail)

Sting & Yukino (Fairy Tail)

Rogue & Kagura (Fairy Tail)

Ren & Sherry (Fairy Tail)

Leo & Reyna (Heroes of Olympus) Never Happened

Perseus & Annabeth (Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus)

Jason & Piper (Heroes of Olympus)

Frank & Hazel (Heroes of Olympus)

Charles & Silena (Percy Jackson)

Chris & Clarisse (Percy Jackson)

Luke & Thalia (Percy Jackson) Never Happened

Leo & Calypso (Heroes of Olympus)

Conner & Nyssa (Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus) Never Happened

Travis & Katie (Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus)

Grover & Juniper (Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus)

Gleeson & Mellie (Heroes of Olympus)

Nico & Will (Heroes of Olympus)

Carter & Zia (The Kane Chronicles)

Walt/Anubis & Sadie (The Kane Chronicles)

Tyson & Ella (Heroes of Olympus)

Tobias & Beatrice (Divergent)

Will & Christina (Divergent)

Simon & Isabelle (The Mortal Instruments)

Jace & Clary (The Mortal Instruments)

Magnus & Alexander (The Mortal Instruments)

Julian & Emma (The Mortal Instruments/The Dark Artifices)

Soul & Maka (Soul Eater)

Death the Kid & Elizabeth (Soul Eater)

Akane & Tsugumi (Soul Eater NOT)

Kashino & Ichigo (Yumeiro Patissiere)

Andou & Kana (Yumeiro Patissiere)

Aang & Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Harry & Ginny (Harry Potter)

Ronald & Hermione (Harry Potter)

Wall-E & EVE (Wall-E)

Remus & Nymphadora (Harry Potter)

Carl & Ellie (Up)

Tramp & Lady (Lady and the Tramp)

Ronald & Kimberly (Kim Possible)

Daniel & Samantha (Danny Phantom)

Simba & Nala (The Lion King 1 & 2)

Adam & Belle (Beauty & the Beast)

James & Lily (Harry Potter)

Shang & Mulan (Mulan)

Finnick & Annie (The Hunger Games)

Peeta & Katniss (The Hunger Games)

Mako & Korra (The Legend of Korra)

Sokka & Suki (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

George & Angelina (Harry Potter)

Draco & Astoria (Harry Potter)

William & Fleur (Harry Potter)

Scorpius & Rose (Harry Potter: The Next Generation) Hasn't Happened

Drew & May (Pokemon)

Paul & Dawn (Pokemon)

Ash & Misty (Pokemon)

Garret & Leaf (Pokemon)

Cilan & Iris (Pokemon)

Wallace & Artemis (Young Justice)

Malcolm & Karen (Young Justice)

Richard & Zatanna (Young Justice)

Connor & Megan (Young Justice)

Timothy & Cassandra (Young Justice)

Lelouch & Kallen (Code Geass)

Lelouch & Suzaku (Code Geass)

Kazuto & Asuna (Sword Art Online)

Kei & Hikari (Special A)

Kaito & Lucia (Mermaid Melody)

Kukai & Utau (Shugo Chara)

Ikuto & Amu (Shugo Chara)

Edward & Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)

Anthony & Virginia (Marvel)

Clint & Natasha (Marvel)

Bruce & Diana (DC)

Bruce & Selina (DC)

Clark & Lois (DC)

Clark & Diana (DC)

Oliver & Dinah (DC)

Wallace & Linda (DC)

Bartholomew & Iris (DC)

Arthur & Mera (DC)

Hal & Carol (DC)

Favorite Animes/Mangas/Light Novels (Probably Limited to One)

Baccano!

Fairy Tail

Yumeiro Patissiere

Code Geass (F* Ruined Me)

Pokemon

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Shugo Chara

Sword Art Online

Soul Eater (& NOT)

Ouran High School Host Club

Hetalia

Inuyasha

One Piece

Black Butler

Card Captor Sakura

Gakuen Alice

Spirited Away (Movie)

Familiar of Zero

Say 'I love you'

Toradora

Romeo X Juliet

Munto

AnoHana

You love hoodies. X

You love jeans. X

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt. X

You've played with/against boys on a team. X

Shopping is torture. X

Sad movies suck. X

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. X

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. X

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice. X

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. X

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors. X

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X

Sports are fun. X

Talk with food in your mouth. X

Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss

You love skirts.

Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice X

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the shopping centre.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures

You like wearing jewelry

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars. X

You were in gymnastics/dance. X

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. NOT BY CHOICE!

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body perfume.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid. X

Like being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 4

12-guy side 4-girl side ...and I'm female

If you communicate(talk, scream, yell, cry, ect.) back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

You know your obsessed with DC when:
-you know what a cowl is.
-you can name almost all the characters by their real name.
-you watch episodes of stuff from DC you've seen hundreds of times over again.

I promise to think about Robin when I see someone do something techy or cackles.

I promise to think about Zatanna when I hear someone say things backwards.

I promise to think about Wally when I see someone scarf down lots of food and do or say something silly.

I promise to think about Artemis when I see a long pony tail or when I see a movie about a dad making her daughter kill her ninja boyfriend.

I promise to think of the ship spitfire when I see a couple fight when they really like each other in the inside, but they just don't have the right words to say it.

I promise to think of Superboy when the static goes on, on the T.V. or when I hear something about a movie about clones.

I promise to think of M'gann when I see someone really peppy and when someone just made cookies.

I promise to think of Kaldur when I see someone who is a good swimmer or who talks all sophisticated.

I promise to think of Raquel when I hear someone say, "I got it!"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and make a joke to make you laugh at yourself

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you then you will dump yours on them

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" it

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS:Will think you're wierd for having a crush on Robin

BEST FRIENDS: Will be fighting with you over him

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this stuff

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Try not to cry...

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Funny Quotes And Random Things:

- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
-The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- I dream of a perfect world were a chicken can cross the road without its motives questioned.
-No im not weird i'm just not normal
-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
-I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep.
-I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
-Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips...
-The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
-A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
-I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
-Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
-If at first you do succced, try not to look too astonished.
-Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
-The cops never find it as funny as you do.
Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!
-I ran with scissors - and lived!
-Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?.
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers.
-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
-He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
-When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
-Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
-I see regular people! Run for your lives!
-Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
-A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.
-If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
-You say physco like it's a bad thing...
-He Said: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it." She Said: "You wear pants don't you?"
-People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down stairs.
-I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
-Cute but psycho - things even out.
-Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!
-I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
-I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
-I intend to live forever...so far so good.
-Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.
-You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
-I am not weird... just plotting.
-I'm a paranoid schizophrenic...or so THEY say...
-I don't obsess! I think intensely!
-I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
-From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
-Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.
-"Let's eat Grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, Grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives

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I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

I, soldier Ywons54, am part of the Fangirls Army, under command of General LouissaSpitfire, and promise :

To remember Robin every time I see a guy with awesome shades, somebody who's hacking something or when I go at the circus.

To remember Megan every time I eat cookies or when I watch some lame sitcom.

To remember Wally every time I see a ginger and every time a guy uses some lame pick-up lines on me.

To remember Kaldur every time I go to the beach, every time a friend is in charge.

To remember Superboy every time I see somebody destroying his T-shirt.

To remember Artemis every time I annoy a ginger, every time I act like a spitfire, or when I watch a movie about a ninja girl who's ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cause he was from a rival ninja clan.

To remember Zatanna every time I hear something spoken backwards.

To remember Roy every time somebody doesn't trust me.

To remember Red Tornado every time human customs elude me.

I swear to support Spitfire, Supermartian, Chalant, & Daddybats till my last breath

I swear whenever I see a couple in a love/hate relationship to think "they're such a spitfire couple!"

I swear whenever I disappear or reappear out of nowhere, to do a Robin cackle

I swear whenever I see a ginger flirting to think of Wally

I swear whenever I hear someone say they're over/underwhelmed to say, "Your over/underwhelmed, he was over/underwhelmed, why isn't anyone just whelmed?"

I swear whenever I see a girl hit a boy upside the head to think of Artemis

I swear whenever I realize I did something stupid to say,"Hello Megan!" *facepalms*

I swear whenever I hear a boy say, "we're gonna laugh about this someday" to think "he is pulling a Robin"

I swear whenever I see a guy get dumped by his girlfriend to be with his friend to think, "He and Kaldur are in the same boat"

I swear to hate Superman until he accepts Conner, until then I'll send him kryptonite in the mail

I swear whenever I hear someone say, they hate monkeys, to think of Conner

I swear to be ever loyal to Louissa Spitfire's Fangirl Army

Which Robin are you most like?

Dick Grayson (1st Robin)

[ ] You are in gymnastics/know some acrobatic moves

[ ] You are flexible

[x] You love the circus

[x] You have lost someone precious to you in death

[x] You are caring and kind

[x] You are very intelligent

[ ] You're first language was not English

[ ] You live with one parent/guardian

[x] You say “Holy _” a lot

[ ] You have your own catchphrase.

[x] You are a leader

[ ] You have had many girlfriends/boyfriends

[x] You have quit a team before

[x] You have made a name for yourself

[ ] You are a very positive person.

[ ] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have black hair
TOTAL: 8

Jason Todd (2nd Robin)
[ ] You are male

[x] You own a gun (My dad does... Does that count?)

[x] You have failed at something

[ ] You have had a near-death experience

[ ] You are headstrong and moody

[ ] You make rash decisions

[x] You have inner turmoil no one understands

[ ] You have a grudge against someone

[x] You aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty

[ ] You are out for revenge

[x] You prefer to work alone

[ ] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have black hair
TOTAL: 5

Tim Drake (3rd Robin)
[ ] You are male

[ ] You come from a wealthy family

[x] You idolize someone

[x] You have lost someone close to you in death

[x] You think things through

[x] You are intelligent and quick to think

[x] You are good a figuring out puzzles

[x] You are a leader

[x] You get good grades

[x] You fight with your younger sibling(s) a lot

[x] You lose your temper easily sometimes

[x] You are somewhat anti-social

[x] You prefer not to show your emotions

[ ] You don't like to show off

[ ] Your favorite color is red

[ ] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have black hair
TOTAL:11

Stephanie Brown (4th Robin)
[x] You are female

[ ] You don’t get along with your father

[ ] You father has been in jail

[ ] You are impulsive

[ ] You have dated someone from your same team (job/sports/etc.)

[X] You always feel you have something to prove

[ ] You have had a child

[ ] You change your appearance often

[x] You can play with the boys just as easily as with the girls

[ ] You have seriously thought about faking your own death

[ ] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have blond hair
TOTAL:3

Damian Wayne (5th Robin)
[ ] You are male

[ ] You belong to a wealthy blood-line

[ ] You are short

[x] You are mature for your age

[x] You are always angry or easily annoyed

[ ] You fight a lot, whether verbally or physically

[ ] Your parents are/have been divorced

[x] You curse a lot

[ ] You live with only your father

[x] You like cats

[ ] You have your own catchphrase

[ ] You have blue eyes

[ ] You have black hair
TOTAL: 4

Tim Drake. I have nothing to say to that. But I like Damian, Jason, and Dick better.

1. Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on, not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.

2. Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and was served.

3. Chuck Norris died ten years ago but death doesn't have the courage to tell him.

4. Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed fifty people, then the grenade exploded.

5. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

6. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man, in the soul.

7. Chuck Norris can read Lady Gaga's poker face.

8. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.

9. Corners get backed into Chuck Norris.

10. Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

11. Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike Bar.

12. Global Warming is caused by Chuck Norris working out.

13. Milk never expires for Chuck Norris.

14. Chuck Norris doesn't get struck by lightning, lightning gets struck by Chuck Norris.

15. Chuck Norris doesn't get excited to get presents from Santa. Santa gets excited to give presents to Chuck Norris.

16. Chuck Norris can make an omelette without breaking any eggs.

17. Chuck Norris once ran a marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.

18. Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.

19. Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.

20. Chuck Norris does not shave, his beard would cut through the steel blade.

21. Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.

22. Chuck Norris=Winning

23. Chuck Norris keeps his house on a leash, to make sure it doesn't run away.

24. Chuck Norris once made a robot for his science class, we now know this robot as the Terminator.

25. Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about keeping up with the Kardashians...he knows where they are at all times.

26. Bill Gates calls Chuck Norris for tech support.

27. When the boogyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

28. Dictionary definition for violence: Chuck Norris.

29. Chuck Norris's beard is worth 10x its weight in gold.

30. Chuck Norris knows you are reading this, he just let's you live.

I love Percy Jackson, so I take the Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch her star

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go!!!

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have SAS: short attention span)

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering . . . just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' (if I HAD one . . .)

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Screw fire and save matches!!

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?

Whatever you are, be a good one.

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

Belief gets in the way of learning.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.

We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we perceive reality.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

Cynics are made, not born.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . . one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

Never say that! Never! Run before you walk! Fly before you crawl! Keep moving forward! Because if we fail, I'd rather fail really hugely. All or nothing!

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Don't pop my bubbles. I'll get depressed.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

Rock beats paper. Always. But since we live in a world where Paper may beat rock, use Cannonball; it makes a big hole in paper.

"Sir, we're surrounded!"
"Excellent, we can attack in any direction!

1) i need to tell you a secret. go to 5
2) the answer is... go to 11
3) dont get angry. go to 15
4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13
5) first go to 2
6) dont be angry just go to 12
7) i just wanted to say hi
8) what i wanted to tell you is...is on 14
9) Be patient and go to 4
10) this is the last time im going to send u to a number. go to 7
11) i hope ur not annoyed when i say this...but go to 6
12) sorry out of order. go to 8
13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10
14) i dont know how to say this but... go to 3
15) You must be really bored so go to 9

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1. YOUR REAL NAME: Alicia

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