Let me make one thing extremely clear: I am not human...

"My name is Emmett McCarty. Beside you in bed right now is my wife, Rosalie. I have your wife now because of that, an eye for an eye Mr. Whitlock."

No one could predict the circumstances surrounding a letter to the Cullen family.

Emmett and Jasper are hired help on Mr. Brandon's ranch. Alice and Rosalie are two country girls looking for a summer romance. With Bella visiting from Washington, will Edward find the girl he's been looking for? Human. Normal Pairs. A little OCC.

Sequel to "The Bleeding Orchid" It's been a long time since Emmett and Isabella have been together. Now that they are they come out stronger than ever. Follow them as they reclaim the mob world, finally get rid of the enemies they never thought they had, pick up the pieces of their lives and face past demons once and for all. All while trying to get a sense of normalcy.

Emmett McCarty just moved to Forks, and he's thoroughly unimpressed. Until he meets Rosalie Hale. He decides to use his smoothest moves on her, but now she's unimpressed. If he wants her, he'll have to fight for her. AU/AH canon pairings / slight crackfic

Zondrea is two-hundred year old vampire that is very gifted. She can manipulate others thoughts & actions. Her powers got her a place with the Volturi. But, her feelings have changed about being a murderer and killing. She wants to leave, but because she is so special, she isn't going to have the easiest of times. Especially with one of the Volturi's leaders being in love with her.

Siblings Jasper and Rosalie Romano are the children of New York's gruesome mob boss. After years of being home-schooled, they're thrown into high school to complete their senior year. When a New Jersey Spanish mob moves in to claim the territory of New York, a war evokes, and the New Jersey mob is willing to kill anyone who gets in their way. Full summary inside. Original Pairing

Rosalie's life is perfect; or so she thinks. She has a loving husband, beautiful daughter and a rewarding job. But, as everything starts to unravel around her, can she turn to someone else, or will she try to struggle through alone?

New Moon from Rosalie's POV. Everyone knows what Rosalie did in New Moon, but why did she do it? Why did she find Edward and tell him that Alice saw Bella's death? What happened in the family's past that haunts Rosalie and makes her so fiercely protective of her family? Strictly canon as far as New Moon events, but I have made up quite a bit of backstory.

Rosalie's twilight! What do the Cullens do when Edward's away? How bad is Emmett's humour? What tortures does Alice have lined up for the rest of the Cullens? Will Edward and Rosalie act civil? Rated T for safety! My first fanfic! :D

Klaus comes back to MF to finally seek his revenge on Bonnie for trying to kill him during the Sacrifice, and he uses Damon in an unexpected way to try to bring her down. Will Damon destroy her or save her? This story does not follow the show's storyline.

Edward gets an eyeful when forced to share a room with adopted brother Emmett. You know you want to know what he sees...