Hi! My name name starts with a K and end with ATERI. Kateri, get it? Maybe not.. any way since your already hear I might as well tell you a little bit about my self.

I only need three things to survive: Harry Potter, Chocolate, and my iPad (with witch I can feed my small obsession with the Internet!)

My favorite movies: Megamind, Despicable Me, Finding Nemo, A Bugs Life, all the HP movies especially the 3rd and 4th ones and Pirates Of The Carribean: On Stranger Tides.

My favorite books: The Inheritance Cycle, The Harry Potter Series (DUH!), Airman, The Bloody Jack Adventures.

The one movie I will never see again: Eragon because it did the book absolutely no justice what so ever.

Favorite T.V shows: Glee, Raising Hope, Cake Boss, So You Think You Can Dance, Mythbusters, Cupcake Wars, New Girl, Once Upon A Time

My hobbies include drawing, painting, singing, acting, reading books, Playing soccer, Swimming (competitive and regular swimming) and listening to music.

I hoped you like your tour of my interests, please exit to the right and have a nice day!

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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Kateri

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): katizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dolphin

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Antoinette Southern

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Pelkaump

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Lime Coke (any one else wonder what that would tatse like?)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Louise

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lily