Hopeless Bromantic
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Korean-female-courtesan-whore-artist-lover-hater-killer-sinner-WINNER-virgin.

Nobody hates you like I do. Nobody can kiss you like I can.

Je t'aime, mais je suis désolé que je vous aie tué, mon chér.

I'm actually friendly when you get to know me. Send me a message on MSN, I won't saw your knees off, darling.

[LIKES.:
Money. Power. Trinkets. People.
Pretty little things, like you.
Muses: you might be it.
Arts
Placebo. Air. Cibo Matto. Blur. Nine Inch Nails. Jack Off Jill. Scarling. Boa (the BAND, not K-pop poseur). the Vines. Sugarcult. Crying Nut. Cherry Filter. Rancid. Gorillaz. Muse. The Distillers. HIM. Tori Amos. Garbage. Portishead. Fatboy Slim. Goldfrapp. The Verve. Benny Benassi. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Radiohead. Coldplay. Blur. ETC.
Movies. I am a movie freak.
BENICIO DEL TORO. And then et cetera et cetera et cetera..
Kim Ki-Duk. Quentin Tarantino. Federico Fellini. Stanley Kubrick (R.I.P.)
Velvet Goldmine. Quills. The Butcher Boy. Cinema Paradiso. Angela's Ashes. et cetera.
THEATRE. 'Tis Pity She's a Whore.
ERNESTO CHE GUEVARA.
Oscar Wilde. Poe. Charles Lutwidge Dodgson. Nabokov. Rossetti.
Poetry. Fiction.
LOLITA.
Insomnia. Hypersomnia. Manic Depression. Schitzophrenia. Dementia. et cetera.

[HATES.:
You.
Hahahahahahaha.
I'm not joking. I really do hate you.
And you and you and you and you and you and you and...

[ABOUT ME:
I am a Catholic with Heathen beliefs, or vice versa.
Sarcastic-Cynical-Glitter-Glammy-Goth-Thing-Girl.
But, alas, I am in denial.
Natural born liar.
And I must admit, I am extremely disturbed and selfish.
I am also very capricious, or so a certain mister says. Haha.

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Dark My Light by Blodeuedd reviews
The childhood of Dr. Jonathan Crane was a dark one, marked by cruelty, pain, and loss. What happens when the arrival of a new intern at Arkham Asylum revives memories of what he's sought to forget? A bizarre account of unnatural love and inevitable ruin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,436 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
John Constantine: Demon hunter, Bad Ass, Idiot by SilverKitsune1 reviews
Even a bad ass needs to learn to lock his door.
Constantine - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005
In Which We Learn Why Chas is Not Allowed to Help by Darko28 reviews
Pre-Movie Chas tried to help once before, during a routine exorcism on his 18th birthday. Well, there's a reason why he had to sit in the car from then on. HumorDrama. PG-13 for cursing.
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2005
le coeur d'un vampire by quicklime reviews
Another take on the SeverusHermione Romance. War is at her doorstep and her only path seems to lie with a dark man 10 years dead. Newly revised and UPDATED! FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,532 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 7/20/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Conversations with a Mecha Named Joe by Matrix Refugee reviews
Related to "Runnin' Loose..." Presenting various and sundry sketches of Cecie and Joe at different points in ther symbiotic friendship. In Progress...
A.I. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 6/27/2002
Penance by lucia marin reviews
Jess doesn’t think of it in terms of humiliation. Only in terms of need. He doesn’t mind that she holds Dean's hand, because on late, guilty afternoons she belongs to him alone. And holding hands is not what they do then. RJ
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2004
Of Fire and Ice by Flame3 reviews
Now that John has left with Magneto, Bobby is determined to make him come back. But attacks on the mansion and gangs of mutants are obstacles in his path. (NOT a romance)(Incomplete)
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,597 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 5/5/2003
If Nothing Else by Nightingale16 reviews
Gale Tayler is a pirate, born for the sea, but she's never actually sailed! Gale hasn't believed in Captain Jack Sparrow and the Black Pearl since she was a little girl. But when her father dies, she ends up on a voyage with the infamous Captain Jack Sp
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,089 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 7/15/2003
The Eyes Have It by Matrix Refugee reviews
Minority Report/A.I.: Artificial Intelligence: After PreCrime is disbanded, Anderton calls on Agatha for help cracking a bizarre murder committed perhaps by a rogue Mecha. COMPLETE
Crossover - A.I. & Minority Report - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,243 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 10/31/2002 - Complete
Characteristics Of A Fearless Leader by Joanna Grant reviews
John documents a day in the life of Scott Summers
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Cyclops - Complete
Vodka and Ice by Yorgi'sBitch reviews
How Yorgi and Yelena first met and how her cover was blown.
xXx - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,748 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 9/19/2002