"It was the only way I could get you to hang out with me! But then I realized I went about it the wrong way. Instead of using your secrets against you, I should have tried to earn your trust. So from now on, that's what I'm going to work on. If anyone needs me, I'll be up in my room for the next 30 days. Care packages welcome." -Lola Loud, September 21, 2016

Hey, welcome to Dimension D2-DH426. In my Dimension of Duality, I can be anything I want! However, in dimension RL-136, I'm a loser human that writes fanfiction while waiting for the end of my miserable existence. But you don't care about that, so, here's some random facts about me.

D2-DH426 Form:

Birthday: ???
Age: ??? (Lost count after 4.5 billion years)
Gender: Doesn't matter (can change between one or both at will, or choose to not have one)
Species: Shapeshifter (True form is a blueish-cyan essence)
Occupation: Writer/Librarian
Favorite Food: None (Like Gems, I don't need to eat...even though food tastes good)

RL-136 Form:

Name: [REDACTED]
Birthday: Pisces
Age: Not Telling
Species: Human
Occupation: None, my life is depressing enough without one
Location: On Earth, duh
Wishes for: Death, to stop sounding like an angst-filled bitch, The Loud House to not become a second SpongeBob
Favorite Animated Shows: SpongeBob SquarePants, The Loud House (Favorite Nickelodeon show), PAW Patrol (Guilty pleasure), Avatar: the Last Airbender, The Penguins of Madagascar, T.U.F.F Puppy, Pokémon (Generation 6 was the best, fight me!), The Amazing World of Gumball, O.K KO: Let's Be Heroes, Steven Universe (Though I hate the cringeworthy fanbase), Teen Titans (NOT TTG, the 2003 version), Ed Edd & Eddy (Favorite Cartoon Network show), Samurai Jack (Didn't see season 5 yet, crucify me...), Codename: Kids Next Door, Camp Lazlo (Guilty pleasure), My Gym Partner's A Monkey (Guilty pleasure), Sym-Bionic Titan (Still salty it was cancelled), Chowder, Gravity Falls
Favorite Food: Pepperoni Pizza
Favorite Videogames (that I own): Xenoblade Chronicles, Super Smash Bros 4, Super Smash Bros: Melee, Super Mario Sunshine, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, Pikmin 1, Pikmin 2, Pikmin 3, Pokémon Colosseum, SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Star Fox: Assault, Kirby's Return to Dream Land, Kirby Super Star Ultra, Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky, Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon, Kirby Triple Deluxe

The Library

A compendium of the fanfics I wrote

1. Sycophant: One of the twin jewels of my collection. After the infamous No Such Luck incident, Lana begins to revolt against her family's asinine superstitions, spurred on by Lynn Jr and Lola, but while she works to repair the family's broken bonds, three of the sisters still want Lincoln to be their personal slave, and the mastermind behind the insurgency opposing Lana and Lincoln might have to take drastic measures to ensure Lana doesn't break the status quo and throw the Loud House into complete chaos!

2. Triple Strikeout: An AU of Sycophant. In it, due to her plan going horribly wrong, the mastermind behind all of the suffering inflicts suffering on herself out of guilt.

3. Her Best Nightmare: Lana has been suffering from nightmares, so Lisa tries to cure her with a little outside help.

4. Copy Comedy: Lincoln challenges Luan to come up with puns for every single Kirby copy ability.

5. Super Star Louds: Block 6 of what was supposed to be the KLH Grand Crossover. In this block, the Louds fight off the bosses of Kirby Super Star Ultra. Unfortunately, since it was wasn't that successful, the rest of the story was cancelled.

6. Loud League: Lincoln sets up a Pokémon league to make his best friend, Clyde, happy.

7. Egkataleipsisphobia: We see one of Lincoln's 10 facets of his personality. This one is his fear of being forgotten.

8. One Bad Seed: The second of the twin jewels of my collection. 30 years after the events of The Loud House, a terrible tragedy befalls one of the Loud sibling's family that has Royal Woods police asking whodunit as they find out who the cold-blooded killer is. The victim in this case? It's Lola Loud, of course...

9. Perfectionism: Lincoln begins to doubt himself after getting shut out during a round robin trivia tournament during one of the Loud house's game nights.

10. Survivor's Guilt: During the events of Sycophant, Lincoln and Lola's guilt over the incident has manifested into a cruel tormentor that reminds them of how they failed to act when Lana needed them most.

11. Sycophancy: During a visit to the MOC, Lincoln saves a Lana lookalike from a pedophile. The lookalike is grateful, but perhaps she's a little to clingy to her savior...

12. Nihilism: While Lincoln is busy helping one of his sisters, Lucy ransacks his room and find some poems that express how Lincoln really feels.

13. Isolationism: After the "Sound Of Silence" and "No Such Luck" fracases, Lincoln devises a way for him to get some alone time. But like always, Lola stands in his way...

14. Blut Befleckt Kreuz: In this AU of Sycophant, due to a judicial error in Lynn's trial, she's allowed to return home. But thanks to the incident, everyone fears for their lives and Lynn becomes the leader of the Loud House, for fear of opposing her will result in her doing to them what she did to Lincoln. As the siblings try to recover from the incident, and try to help Lincoln recover from it, something even more sinister than Lynn begins to plague the house. This is the darkest timeline for Sycophant.

15. Kokkinophobia: After Lynn plays too rough with Lincoln...again, he now fears everything red...including her.

16. Depression: Lincoln has a short talk with someone.

17. Paranoia: We see the inner workings of Lincoln Loud's encephalon, thanks to a special purple neuron.

18. Krisesphobia: Lincoln must find a way to deal with his multiple crises of conscience, so he looks to his mindscape for answers and gets help from the very person he's trying so hard to please.

19. Aythentiaphobia: The final story in the Mental Tortures anthology. This one follows a specific cyan neuron and her start to cleanse her creator's brain from the filth within.

20. Decadence: In this crossover, the events of Mother 3 happen to the Loud siblings.

21. Bound To The Past: 24 years after the events of Mother 2, the Louds have to deal with the remnants of Giygas' army.

22. The Blue Planet: In the year 2035, the Louds must survive an Orwellian dystopia.

23. Double Vision: Bad SCP fanfic, Do not read.

24. Absent Reality: In this canon, SCP-239 is treated better than in the "true canon". But since this is the SCP Foundation, that's not saying much...

25. Data Release: A supplementary report of all SCPs contained by Site 1216. It provides information on all known entities affected by the Anomalous Bursts during the events of Powers That Be.

26. Powers That Be: Due to an event called the Anomalous Burst, the Loud siblings gain anomalous abilities. But when multiple entities from the many dimensions of the SCP Foundation start breaching containment and entering the Loud House universe, can they protect the world? And could there be an even greater threat on the horizon?! This fanfiction is just supposed to be a nice crossover between The Loud House and the SCP Foundation, but it turned into a more ambitious crossover than Infinity War...

A character on screen that's the 'good guy' or the 'bad guy,' they're never interesting. There's got to be an internal struggle, the duality is important to find. -Bill Skarsgård