Zdrasdtvutye! That's my attempt to speak Russian using phonetic English. Fail, obviously.

Call me paranoid, but I don't really want to release my name on-line.

Don't actually call me Paranoid, btw.

Wait, I'm a genius!

My pen name is now Para Noid.

Mr. Burns villainy finger-thing* Eeeexcellent.

Anyways...

Books I like: Anything by Holly Black, Scott Westerfield, Neil Gaiman, Neal Shusterman, Christopher Reisz, Michelle Tea, and the like.

Movies: So, so many. I'm actually studying film, so I spend a lot of time staring at teh screen.

List of famous hotties w/bodies, or cuties w/booties, depending: Joseph Gordon-Levitt (we have the same birthday. Soulmates? I think so). Kyle Gallner. Cillian Murphy. GARRET HEDLUND. Jared Paladecki. Richard Gere. George Clooney. The Old Spice guy. Andrew Wynegarden (sp?).

Music: Franz Ferdinand, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Queen, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Metallica, White Stripes, My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, Gavin DeGraw, Florence and the Machine, Christina Perri, Lady GaGa, Rhianna, Eminem, Simon and Garfunkle, The Runaways, The Decemberists, MGMT, Phoenix, Cage the Elephant, Muse, and so on.