How to Explain Slash to Your Friends (Who Don’t Read/Understand It)

First, Sit your friend down, and tell them you need to have a "talk" with them. Tell them this is a very important talk, its about the other "birds and the bee’s." Start out slow, making sure they understand.
Tell them something similar to this.

"When a man loves another man,
They have a special hug.
Sometimes, One man has his back to the other mans chest.
Sometimes, One man has his legs over the others shoulders.
Its a very, very special hug.
Lets call these men Kris and Nicholai.
When Nicholai (Nich for short) wants to give Kris a special hug,
They get undressed.
Then, Nich puts his special wand
Into Kris’ special wand spot.
Kris is very happy about this.
And they both produce milk then.
When they are both done creating milk,
While in slang terms is called "being spent."
Later, they cuddle and talk about how much they love each other.
The end.

If they are confused, repeat the story but explain certain parts.

Love,
PT (with some help from JS)