First things first: I LOVE the koopalings. I have finished my Life in Bowser's Castle series. If you are interested, here are the episodes in chronological order:

Bowser Bash

Census Week

War Games

Clawdia

Call it fate, call it Karma

Outbreak

And now, here's some more about me:

First name: Connor

Age: 14

Sex: Not now, honey Male

Religion: Christian (nondenominational)

Interests: Mario, Star Wars, StarFox, Dragon Quest, Animal Crossing

Fan Characters:

Julian

Story: Outbreak

Age: 17

Gender: M

Species: Koopa

Appearance: Pure white hair, gold shell, 2 fangs, gold eyes

Personality: Committed, lustful, scheming

Backstory: The oldest son of Ellen Koopa, Bowser's sister. He is the only one of his siblings who was alive at the time of the Koopa Civil War, when Ellen was forced out of her own kingdom. He is vengeful for the entirety of Koopa Country, and had set up previous plans to infiltrate the country. At midnight, about the time Bowser was battling Mario in his Dark Matter Plant, Julian and his 4 siblings invaded a fortress on the coast of the country and took 2 ships. Although prodded by Bowser's koopalings to stand down, he crashed the plane into the city. He was the only survivor of the crash, but he died soon after by being crushed by a building along with Roy Koopa. When a black hole accident nearly destroyed the universe, he was reborn into the House of Bowser, not serving as an official koopaling, but dealing with internal crises in the kingdom.

Steve

Story: Outbreak

Age: 13

Gender: M

Species: Koopa

Appearance: Small red mohawk, red sunglasses, red shell, 2 fangs

Personality: Mischievous, deceitful

Backstory: The second oldest son of Ellen Koopa. Along with Julian, he successfully raided the airship fortress and went along with him. When the ship crashed, he died, among with one of his brothers. He was reborn as an internal policeman of Bowser, like Julian and the other members of the Sons of Ellen.

Blaise

Story: Outbreak

Age: 13

Gender: M

Species: Koopa

Appearance: Multicolored mohawk, 4 fangs, blue shell

Personality: Confident, mischievous

Backstory: Ellen Koopa's middle child, right behind Steve. He raided the same ship as Julian and Steve and, along with Steve, died in the crash. He was reborn as one of Bowser's internal policemen, like the others.

Yvonne

Story: Outbreak

Age: 12

Gender: F

Species: Koopa

Appearance: Blonde hair, light blue shell, denim jacket, white t-shirt, black yoga pants

Personality: Sassy, leader

Backstory: When she and her brothers invaded Koopa Country, she took an airship with her youngest brother. With him, she crashed into the west wing of the castle, surviving, and soon holding the castle hostage. She succeeded for about 2 hours, but the captives fought back, knocking her and her brother out and throwing her in the dungeon below. She, along with her brothers was reborn serving Bowser who was once her enemy.

CJ

Story: Outbreak

Age: 8

Gender: M

Species: Koopa

Appearance: Blue hair, green shell, 3 fangs

Personality: Smart, obedient

Backstory: CJ, mysteriously, is one of the most intelligent koopas in the world, next to Ludwig. He used his intel to come up with ways to break into Koopa Country. He went with his sister Yvonne to Bowser's castle in the invasion. He was able to hold the residents of the castle hostage until Karma and Kamek rebelled and took the castle. Unlike his siblings, he was reborn as Ludwig's strategic assistant instead of an officer.

Kelly

Story: N/A

Age: 16

Gender: F

Species: Koopa troopa

Appearance: Blonde hair, visor hat, tennis gear

Personality: Bubbly, flirtatious

Backstory: The daughter of the legendary Kylie Koopa. Born into one of the richest families in the kingdom, she has always idolized Roy Koopa, and has longed to meet him ever since she was little. Her favorite sport is tennis, and she wants to be a professional player someday (part of a plan to meet Roy Koopa and more.)

Sir Beetle

Story: N/A

Age: 13 (middle aged for buzzy beetles)

Gender: M

Species: Buzzy beetle

Appearance: Red shell armor, one spike on shell, armor on feet

Personality: Strict, orderly

Backstory: Leader of the buzzy beetles and Bowser's family pet.

Sir Goomb

Story: N/A

Age: 54

Gender: M

Species: Goomba

Appearance: Full body armor, eyes glow out of armor

Personality: Informative, yet forgetful

Backstory: Leader of the goombas, replacement of Goomboss.

Names you may call me:

Foxy

Hipster

Julian

Guy

Favorite Musical Artists:

Lana Del Rey

Kimbra

Grimes

The Strokes

La Roux

Green Day

Relient K

Lily Allen

BANKS

Settling the console wars between Microsoft and Sony once and for all:

Nintendo is better.

If I had 3 wishes from Aladdin's genie, they would be...

The opportunity to make Nintendo's newest Mario game, have myself star in a Star Wars movie, and become a bestselling Alternative artist.

Questions I get asked too often:

Q: Are you gay?

A: No. I MAY OR MAY NOT be bisexual, but I'm still figuring that out.

Q: Are you still into Lady Gaga?

A: I was over that months ago, stop poking me about it.

Q: Are you on drugs?

A: No, this is just me all the time.

Q: Is the Mayan calendar right about the end of the world?

A: No. They couldn't predict that they would eventually die out, why would they be able to predict the end of the entire universe?

Q: Who's your crush?

A: Somebody…she's right behind you.

Q: What's your favorite song?

A: Littlest Things by Lily Allen

SPEAKING of favorite songs...

HERE ARE MY FAVORITE SONGS!

These are lyrics to some of my favorite songs. Here are the lyrics to many of the songs, but you can look them up on YouTube if you want.

"Million Dollar Man" by Lana Del Rey

Note: Born To Die is amazing, and this is the best song. If you have the chance, PLEASE download it. It's so chill.

You said I was the most exotic flower
Holding me tight in our final hour

I don't know how you convince them and get them, but
I don't know what you do, it's unbelievable
And I don't know how you get over, get over
Someone as dangerous, tainted and flawed as you

One for the money, and two for the show
I love you honey, I'm ready, I'm ready to go
How did you get that way? I don't know
You're screwed up and brilliant,
Look like a million dollar man,
So why is my heart broke?

You got the world but baby at what price?
Something so strange, hard to define

It isn't that hard boy to like you or love you
I'd follow you down down down,
You're unbelievable
If you're going crazy just grab me and take me
I'd follow you down down down, anywhere anywhere

One for the money, two for the show
I love you honey, I'm ready, I'm ready to go
How did you get that way? I don't know
You're screwed up and brilliant,
Look like a million dollar man,
So why is my heart broke?

One for the money, two for the show
I love you honey, I'm ready, I'm ready to go
How did you get that way? I don't know
You're screwed up and brilliant,
Look like a million dollar man,
So why is my heart broke?

I don't know,
You're screwed up and brilliant,
Look like a million dollar man,
So why is my heart broke?

"Vanessa" by Grimes

Note: I love how strange her music is. Kind of like me. I'm a strange person :D

I've been

Oh, I've been waiting desperately
And my heart is here right next to me
And I'm caught waiting in the rain

Oh, I've been waiting desperately
And my heart is here right next to me
And I'm caught waiting in the rain

And I know and I need you in the storm
And I, oh I, oh I

Hey hey, you wanna play
'Cos baby I can go and go
And every other day you're running off with so and so
Well, baby I would throw you if I didn't know you but I'm paying for it

Hey hey, you wanna play
'Cos baby I can go and go
And every other day you're running off with so and so
Well, baby I would throw you if I didn't know you but I'm paying for it

Baby I would throw you if I didn't know you, but I'm paying for it

I hold on
And I don't care what you say
'Cos the way it goes it's still happening everyday
(I can see space on the radio)

I hold on
And I don't care what you say
'Cos the way it goes it's still happening everyday

Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday

Hey hey, you wanna play
'Cos baby I can go and go
And every other day you're running off with so and so
Well, baby I would throw you if I didn't know you but I'm paying for it

Hey hey, you wanna play
'Cos baby I can go and go
And every other day you're running off with so and so
Well, baby I would throw you if I didn't know you but I'm paying for it

Hey hey, you wanna play
'Cos baby I can go and go
And every other day you're running off with so and so
Well, baby I would throw you if I didn't know you but I'm paying for it

"Come Into My Head" by Kimbra

Note: Her solo stuff is better than her duet with Gotye. I recommend it to anyone. She's so versatile.

It's no use
We're gonna have to fight
You've thrown your words
'Round a thousand times

Like a child who can't empathize
You don't speak the language
You don't read my signs

You wanna know what I really think?
You wanna know what I really believe?

There's a fire burning up in here
See the smoke coming out of my ears

Oh no, we both know
More trouble's gonna find us
If we're all alone
I wanna show you what I really mean
But you're always
On the outside looking in

Oh, won't you come into my head?
Come inside, lie down in my head?
Oh, won't you come into my head?
I just wanna have you up in my head

Look through my eyes
I'm your binocular
And every time you'll get a shock
You'll learn

What it's like to be in my dimension
I'll be the center of all your attention

Listen to all the sounds I hear
The quiet prose and
The crack in my snare
Make your mark on my territory
Carve your name in every cavity

Oh no, we both know
More trouble's gonna find us
If we're all alone
I wanna show you what I really mean
But you're always
On the outside looking in

[x2]
Oh, won't you come into my head?
Come inside, lie down in my head
Oh, won't you come into my head?
I just wanna have you up in my head

Oh, wanna piece of my mind?
Emphatic and erratic
At the drop of a dime
Oh, want a piece of my mind?
Climatic and dramatic
Like jekyll and hyde
Oh, read my mind.
Emphatic and erratic
At the drop of a dime
Oh, piece of my mind?
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah

Dah la dah dah. Dah dah dah dah. Dah la dah dah. [x2]

Like the blood running through my veins
It's my DNA and my chemistry

From the pews of the congregation
You'll never know the real salvation, now.

You wanna know what I really think?
You wanna know what I really believe?
There's a fire burning up in here
See the smoke coming out of my ears?

Oh, won't you come into my head?
Come inside, lie down in my head?
Oh, won't you come into my head?
I just wanna have you up in my head

Oh, you want a piece of my mind?
Climatic and dramatic
Like Jekyll and Hyde
Oh, you want to read my mind?
Emphatic and erratic
At the drop of a dime
Oh, you wanna piece of my mind?
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah

"All The Time" by The Strokes

Note: One of the most underrated bands of all time. They deserve MUCH more credit.

Those that try anything once
Should we care about the only ones?

All the time that I need is never quite enough
All the time that I have is all that's necessary

You're livin' a lie
You're livin' a lie
You're living too fast
You gotta pray for the best
You never ask why
You never ask why
You're living a lie
Baby you're flying too high

No one talks, about the war
On my block, or by the shore

All alone in a room
Do you want what I want too?
All the time in the world
Is all that's necessary

You're livin' a lie
You're livin' a lie
You're living too fast
You gotta pray for the best
You never ask why
You never ask why
You're living a lie
Baby you're flying too high

You never ask why
You never ask why
You're livin' a lie
Baby you're flying too high
Don't get on the phone
Don't reach for the door
You know the answer that you're looking for

You're livin' a lie
You're livin' a lie
You're living too fast
You gotta pray for the best
You never ask why
You never ask why
You're livin' a lie
Baby you're flying too high

"Reflections Are Protection"

Note: I love songs like this. It's so mystic, yet danceable. It's what I play when I'm walking around at night.

Please, please be my light filter
Shine, make me a shelter
To hide this love
Makes you lose your sign
Now the search party's on its way
And the flood lights are on my face
All the shadows that I walk in
Are just my volatile second skin

My reflections are protections
They will keep me from destruction
My directions are distractions
When you're ready come into the light

Lines, design a pathway
Shine, cut out the dark shapes
To find, although I really tried
Only time is a lover's guide
And now the ratings fall away
And the stencils draw a face
Our outlines in the sunset
Are just a fragile silhouette

My reflections are protections
They will keep me from destruction
My directions are distractions
When you're ready come into the light

My reflections are protections
They will keep me from destruction
My directions are distractions
If you leave me, I'll go back to hide

My reflections are protections
They will keep me from destruction
My directions are distractions
When you're ready come into the light

My reflections are protections
They will keep me from destruction
My directions are distractions
If you leave me, I'll go back to hide

"Moving On" by Sixpence None The Richer

Notes: One of my fav 90s bands. This song is so spine-chilling, yet encouraging.

It has gotten to my head. Permeates the path I tread.
But I tread, I'm moving on in a new and happy song.
I can sing about the night, how my tunnel without light
Led me to the other side where the sky is blue.

It's all I can do to not let them ruin me.
I will not let them ruin me.
I will not let them ruin me again.

There is fire inside the tree. Flames of knowing kissing me.
I have waited long to see a sign from you.

It's all I can do to not let them ruin me.
I will not let them ruin me.
I will not let them ruin me again.

"Troubled Mind" by Everything But The Girl

Notes: Kind of like "Moving On", but a little more relaxing. Makes me feel like I'm at a sunset at the beach.

Don't say one thing one day
then something else the next day.
I'm trying to keep up with you.
It's hard enough when you speak clearly,
but when you're confused
It's like a goods train running through these rooms.

And I'm reading more into your words than you have put into them
and that's my problem, but you tied these knots,
now you undo them, you undo them.
Oh think before you speak my darling.

Cause with your troubled mind,
you're like a goods train running through my life
you're like a goods train running through my life

We all walk through these world alone
we keep ourselves untouched unknown
You look up to the sky above you, read this there
I love you...Oh its written there you know I love you
love you...love you...love you

But with your trouble mind,
You're like a goods train running through my life
You're like a goods train running through my life

And when you're down your bring me down too,
and, babe, that's something I would not do.
I know its hard yeah I know its hard.
and, babe, that's something I don't disregard.
I said, I don't disregard.

With your troubled mind,
you're like a goods train running through my life
you're like a goods train running through my life

"Restless Heart Syndrome" by Green Day

Note: I love Green Day's ballads. They're just as good as most of their songs.

I've got a really bad disease
It's got me begging on my hands and knees
So, take me to emergency
Cause something seems to be missing
Somebody take the pain away
It's like an ulcer bleeding in my brain
So send me to the pharmacy so I can lose my memory

I'm elated, medicated
Lord knows I tried to find a way to run away

I think they found another cure
For broken hearts and feeling insecure
You'd be surprised what I endure
What makes you feel so self-assured

I need to find a place to hide
You never know what could be waiting outside
The accidents that you could find
It's like some kind of suicide

So what ails you, is what impales you
I feel like I've been crucified to be satisfied

I'm a victim of my symptom
I am my own worst enemy
You're a victim of your symptom
You are your own worst enemy
Know your enemy

I'm elated, medicated
I am my own worst enemy
So what ails you is what impales you
You are your own worst enemy
You're a victim of the system

"This Is The End (If You Want It)" by Relient K

Notes: …None. Just…listen.

I can't keep a straight face and say this is not the end
Not if you want it its upon us and I wanna say it's sinking in
If I was hasty maybe I was rushed along
I won't move into little boxes and then not get the itch to move on

So think real slow
Don't forget that yes is yes and no is no
Melting prints of grass and snow
Means I may forget the way to get back home
Cause this is the end if you want it
This is the end

You're not the first thing in my life I've loved and lost
Yeah I've thought worse things that I might be less inclined to merely just shrug off

You'll take me home
Like my family did my father did I know
You'll think real slow
But don't forget the speed that I can go away
Cause this is the end if you want it
Yeah this is the end

I've been convincing myself that I'm worthwhile
Cause I'm worth what I'll convince myself to be

I met the devil and I stared her in the eyes
Her hair had scales like silver serpents
I a statue, stood there mesmerized

I took the fire escape and made it out alive
Yeah I still burn from time to time but I've a healing hand against my side

Blisters on my feet I crawled back home
Frozen from the sleet burned sand and stones
Nourished back to life by life alone
With one shake of the mane regain the throne

"Littlest Things" by Lily Allen

Notes: Lily Allen is one of the most underrated pop stars of her time. Her lyrics are so real and she sounds sassy and sweet at the same time. Definitely give her a try.

Sometimes I find myself sittin' back and reminiscing
Especially when I have to watch other people kissin'
And I remember when you started callin' me your miss's
All the play fightin', all the flirtatious disses
I'd tell you sad stories about my childhood
I don't why I trusted you but I knew that I could
We'd spend the whole weekend lying in our own dirt
I was just so happy in your boxers and your t-shirt

[Chorus]
Dreams, Dreams
Of when we had just started things
Dreams of you and me
It seems, It seems
That I can't shake those memories
I wonder if you have the same dreams too.

The littlest things that take me there
I know it sounds lame but its so true
I know its not right, but it seems unfair
That the things are reminding me of you
Sometimes I wish we could just pretend
Even if only for one weekend
So come on, Tell me
Is this the end?

Drinkin' tea in bed
Watching DVD's
When I discovered all your dirty grotty magazines
You take me out shopping and all we'd buy is trainers
As if we ever needed anything to entertain us
the first time that you introduced me to your friends
and you could tell I was nervous, so you held my hand
when I was feeling down, you made that face you do
There's no one in the world that could replace you

[Chorus]
Dreams, Dreams
Of when we had just started things
Dreams of me and you
It seems, It seems
That I can't shake those memories
I wonder if you feel the same way too

The littlest things that take me there
I know it sounds lame but its so true
I know its not right, but it seems unfair
That the things reminding me of you
Sometimes I wish we could just pretend
Even if only for one weekend
So come on, Tell me
Is this the end?

"Goddess" by BANKS

Note: Self-explanatory. BANKS is a goddess, and if you listen to the song, you'll know why.

She gave it all, you gave her shit
She coulda done, just anything
Or anyone, cause she's a goddess
You never got this
You put her down, you liked her hopeless
To walk around, feeling unnoticed
You shoulda crowned her, cause she's a goddess
You never got this

Now you gotta deal with this glitch on your shoulder
Fucking with a goddess and you get a little colder
Yea it's colder, colder
Fucking with a goddess, and you get a little colder

Finally surfaced above doubts
Feeling above this, she came around
Cause she's a goddess, finally saw this
And now you're back, trying to claim her
Cause she's gone and now without her
You're all alone, cause she's a goddess
You shoulda saw this

Now you gotta deal with this glitch on your shoulder
Fucking with a goddess and you get a little colder
Yea it's colder, colder
Fucking with a goddess, and you get a little colder
[x2]

Now you gotta deal with this glitch on your shoulder
You're fucking with a goddess and you get a little colder
Yea you're colder, colder
You're fucking with a goddess, and you get a little colder

Future Fanfictions:

What Once Was: The koopalings take a vacation to take their minds off the stress of the kingdom. However, while they are there, a controversy occurs in the Mushroom World, and one of them falls in love…(IN PROGRESS)

Knightfall: Documents in more detail what happened at the Jedi Temple on the night of Order 66.

Stranded: StarFox, StarWolf, and Kat Monroe all somehow end up in the same ship, which crashes on an unknown meteor above planet Venom. Both groups are forced to survive together on this one asteroid.

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Luigi and Daisy are sitting in the park. The latter looks to the skies and then the sun, wondering of the future of herself and her companion. After shuffling and trying to spit out some words, Daisy finally speaks her mind.

"Luigi, do I ever cross your mind?"

"No."

"Do you like me?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

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"No."

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"No."

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100 Stupid Things People Always Do! (Bold Those You've Done)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or football with flip-flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door (Technically, it was a screen door)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light on purpose while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side.
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions.
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it.
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back (not until now!)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at someone/something
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a 'beware of dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

I am intelligent. I am the smartest. I am the oldest. I am Ludwig.

Post this on your profile if you're one of Ludwig's fans.

I like to have fun. I am the smallest. I am the second oldest. I am Lemmy.

Post this on your profile if you're one of Lemmy's fans.

I am the strongest. I like the color pink. I am the third oldest. I am Roy.

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I am the tallest. I am a genius. I am the fourth oldest. I am Iggy.

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I am the only girl. I like to have temper tantrums. I am the fourth youngest. I am Wendy.

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I like to talk a lot. I am the biggest. I am the third youngest. I am Morton.

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I like to be sneaky. I am the fastest. I am the second youngest. I am Larry.

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I am just like my father. I like to color. I am the youngest. I am Bowser Junior.

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We are Bowser's kids. We are fun. We stick together. We are the koopalings.

Post this on your profile if your one of the koopalings' fans.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

You You You You You You You You

You You You You You You You You

You You You You You You You You

You were probably too lazy to read all of those "You"'s that you didn't notice that there's a "Yoo" among one of them.

And now you're probably looking for that "Yoo" and are disappointed that you can't find it.

This is where I belong

Rules: 1. Put your iTunes on shuffle (Or mp3 Player, or whatever you use)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. Don't lie and pretend you're cool.
4. Don't be a mod-hugging n00b and report this.

1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY… Tragic Kingdom

2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Dope

3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Infinite Love Without Fulfillment

4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? iViva La Gloria!

5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care

6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Everything (Album Version)

7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? The Tide Is High

8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Treasure

9) WHAT IS 2X2? Christmas Tree

10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Never There

11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Suit & Tie (feat. Jay Z)

12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Again Again

13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Next To Me

14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Let Love Down

15) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Imaginary Bars

16) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Carry On

17) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Redundant

18) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Scumbag

19) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Home

20) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Back Here

21) HOW WILL YOU DIE? Simple Girl

22) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? It's Okay

23) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Song of the Century

24) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Don't Wait

25) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? You Can Do It

26) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Chasing The Sun

27) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Poprocks And Coke

28) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Stadium Arcadium

29) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? You Keep Me Hanging On

30) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS JOURNAL AS? A Change Would Do You Good

Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will help you when you're lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the ones messing with your compass, stealing your map, and giving you bad directions.

FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you push the car into the lake so you can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let you go away.

FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh cause they tripped you.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting beside you saying ''Dang we screwed up!'' or "That was AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you kidnap the band.

FRIENDS: Call your parents ''Mr'' or ''Mrs''
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents ''Mom'' or ''Dad''

FRIENDS: Ask you for your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for their number.

FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they are after you in the first place.

FRIENDS: Let you make an idiot out of yourself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with you making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Fade.
BEST FRIENDS: Are FOREVER.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say "RUN LOSER!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by "Mr." and "Mrs." and Grandpa, by "Grandpa".
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents "DAD" and "MOM" and Grandpa, "GRAMPS"!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME what's for dinner?"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince/princess.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him/her and brings him/her to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much, doofus?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Don't notice.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend/girlfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed along with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Forgive you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band, pencil, etc.

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (study buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with someone
BEST FRIENDS: go over to their house and kick their butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all is forgiven

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: Your family likes to embarrass you in front of them
BEST FRIENDS: They like to embarrass you in front of your family

FRIENDS:

Will ignore this
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost on this crap.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.