A place to dump strange one-shots. Firecracker: Office AU, rated T. Cube farm desk monkey Soul Evans tries to distract his typhoon boss Maka Albarn by sending her a bouquet of flowers from a 'Secret Admirer'. He also steals a lot of her banana bread on lunch break. SoulxMaka

A cool guy would try to coordinate a mysterious romantic encounter, right? Valentine's Day fic.

Maybe, if he clings to her, he won't lose himself in the aftermath. — ShikamaruIno. SPOILERS.

The local spring festival is coming up, and Sakuno is determined to ask Ryoma to be her date.

Despite the infinite flow of polaroids thrust in his face, Ryoma Echizen, for the life of him, could not remember ever playing with Sakuno Ryuzaki.

"Even if I knew that Natsu was furious and burned his mattress, even if I knew that Lucy couldn't really look at me the same way and that the two of them had already christened their bed, I couldn't help but giggle when I remembered that it was my butt that was on their sheets, and it was me who soaked the mattress because of him."

Poor random guy that hit on Tsubaki...

AU. Sakura Haruno was totally in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto and Shikamaru totally knew that. Now if only Sasuke would agree with them...

Despite the injustice of it all, the men of Fairy Tail endeavor to prepare Natsu for his new manly duty as Lucy's boyfriend. Natsu/Lucy.

In which Maka is a university student trying her hand at art but can't get over all the nudity and high school friend Soul Evans is trying to help. AU!

Slight-AU. They were roommates and their relationship was like raw cookie dough, sweet yet unfinished. All they needed was a little baking to solve their problem.

AU. "Can we not like each other together?" / / In which Soul is an over-protective prick and Maka works as a skate girl at a fast-food restaurant.

They don't really do Christmas very well. Soul/Maka Shameless Christmas cheese.

Tsubaki gets a nickname. Drabble-y. TsuStar. Extra cheese.

She was covered in a ridiculously scanty piece of shawl that left virtually nothing to imagination. But her auburn eyes burned in the highest intensity of indignant pride. It amused him, truth to be told.

Ryoma x Sakuno. Most would have given up; but not Sakuno, she patiently waits.

Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.

The day is unbearably hot and all Rock wants to do is read his book in peace. Unfortunately Revy doesn't know when to leave well enough alone. When Rock finally snaps, will she be prepared for what he has planned for her? LEMON

Pointless fluff makeout. Because there just isn't enough BS x Tsubaki floofyluv. I wasn't sure what to rate it, so M to be safe...

He barely heard the "if anyone objects" before he kicked open the door.

She's afraid of him and he has no idea how to handle people. When Gazille and Levi get stuck on a job together, it's a tough mix. Oneshot, rated M for languge and fluffy smut.

FLUFF. SasuSaku. “You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.”

AU. SasuSaku. Signed, sealed, delivered—“I’m yours.”

Some things are done by choice. Others...well, they just kinda happen. Yeah, those can get pretty crazy. LxN

SasuSaku. He can’t make her any promises, but that’s all right. She just wants him to make it easier. “It’s hard to fall,” she said pointedly, “when no one will let you.”

C.C. x Lelouch Lelouch keeps a promise and finds a reason to keep another. Post Turn 15, spoilers like whoa.

Short oneshot, somewhat OOC Lloyd. He promised he'd protect her, and even if he's tired of everything else, he'll never stop being her guardian.

Maito Gai will not allow himself to be bested by his Eternal Rival, Hatake Kakashi. It's a fact that Tenten has come to accept, Lee to embrace, and Neji to rebel against.

Is it possible for a normal teenage ninja in love to combine business with pleasure? Ino thinks she knows how to do it provided she can just get Shikamaru to play along. Mini sequel of sorts to Butt Out!

Black, Neji decided, was Tenten’s color. NejiTen.

In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]

Facts of Life: Girls crushed on boys, girls were rejected by boys, girls developed fantastic vengeance issues and sometimes became sufficiently embittered to join a nunnery. Of course, Facts never really apply to Life. Or Haruno Sakura. [SasuSaku]

“Sometimes love is stronger than a man’s convictions.” TsukimoriHino.

It WOULD take a fire and sleep deprivation to bring those two together. ShikaIno.

Inoichi is very protective of his only daughter. Shikamaru knows this. So why does he keep returning to the pretty blonde? [InoShika][Oneshot][For Renalin]

RyoSaku drabble Ryoma considers his relationship with Sakuno, as well as her improving tennis skills.

SHIKAINO: today he steals your kunai, tomorrow he steals your heart.

It was the first time in her whole career as a kunoichi that she had suffered a broken bone. 'You became distracted.' [NejiTen] [One shot]

Shikamaru has a nicotine problem and Ino wants to make him quit, no matter what it takes…

[ShikaIno. implied SasuSaku. crack!fluff. oneshot.] Ino wants to be the Girl Who Got Away. Shikamaru, the bastard, refuses to cooperate.

She had heard the rumors. But she had never gone so far as to assume that they might be true. [Sakura, NejiTen. One shot.]

[A NaruHina ficlet] Hinata makes tea, because that is the best thing she can offer him right now.

Oneshot: No matter how crazy, ridiculous, or simply bizarre she thought it was...Yamanaka Ino didn't seem to mind the silly idea at all. ShikamaruIno

You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]

She likes to call it their 'almost first time'. ShikaIno.

He was not staring. Really. ShikaIno.

It was the beginning of their end, and the end of their beginning. ShikaIno.

[ONESHOT] Being loved is one of the greatest gifts you could ever receive. Accepting it may be easy, but reciprocating can be hard. ShikaIno.

[Neji x Tenten oneshot] Tenten's fears lead to an inevitable conversation, which leads to an inevitable conclusion.

[ONESHOT] Who knew that the word ordinary could be defined in that way? ShikaIno.

[ONESHOT] Sometimes you just have to learn to read between the lines. After all, don't actions speak louder than words? ShikaIno.

[Ficlet, ShikaIno] Shikamaru does what no one else has ever dared to do as he walks a downtrodden Ino home. He dares to...lecture her?

[ONESHOT] They both knew what was going on. ShikaIno.

[Roy x Riza] Broken hair clips can be quite troublesome at times, and Mustang is easily distracted as it is.

Sometimes, love can't be denied. [NejiTenten]

Raimundo x Kimiko request. The extents Rai can go to just to show Kim that he is way better than her latest videogame crush, Sky LionSoul.

Raimundo x Kimiko Request. Once again, Rai plants a virus on her PDA, only this time, it threatens permanent death for her gadget if she doesn't get the password right. He offers Kim 2 choices: crack the password, or beg him for it.

Late night conversations lead to an inevitable conclusion [NejiTenten]

It all started with a red dress. [NejiTen]

SxF, set after the movie. Everybody has their breaking point.

An unexpected reaction to a typical scenario causes Akane to ponder the roots of her volatile feelings. Set post series.