I am...well, a half Klingon engineer. I live on Deck 9, section 12. My ship is the Federation starship Voyager. I am married to Tom Paris. Well, you all ready knew that, probably. This is my first time writing your primitave 'fanfiction'. I warn you, flame me and I will maim you with my bat'leth! BWAAAHHHAAAHHHAAA!!!! *ahem* excuse me.