This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU

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What if the Hetalia counties met the Nyotalia gender bent counties? Rated T for minor language. Nothing you wouldn't hear at a high school. Please R&R! Cover art drawn by me, will be colored and re-uploaded at some point. WARNING: There is a new version of this story in the works. Ch 1 is posted.

Romano never thought he could put up with Germany. Germany never thought he could put up with Romano. Yet loneliness was a powerful force... Germany/Romano and Spain/Veneziano

Rin leaves Nitori in the care of the Iwatobi gang for a day and comes back to discover that Nagisa's done what with him!

A series of one-shots depicting the troubled lives of Rei Ryugazaki and Rin Matsuoka as they deal with their shotas.

America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.

Italy notices Germany hasn't been himself lately. So with a call from his friend, Italy learns a secret that will change everything.

The States are required to get together for some controlled bonding. But these are the states and they've just gotten their first taste of international chaos. Did you really think they could behave themselves? Includes pranks, magic, and romance ?

Tired of being put down by the rest of the nations, America decides enough is enough. The world needs a reality check ,enter America's brilliant plan. Usage of both human and country names. No actual pairings intended.

Someone isn't feeling too well.

Based off the VOCALOID song 'Alice of Human Sacrifice'. As you can see, this is the first chappie, with the First Alice. Contains OC's, blood, and is the product of a twisted mind. Enjoy!

If there was one thing France did, it was love. He believed in love wholeheartedly and despite what all the men and women he'd been with thought, he had loved them all. FrUK and FranceXEveryone

Sophie is terrified of being a rubbish mother, especially as it seems that her only son prefers his father over her.

The nations that bothered to come to this meeting leave the building afterwards to find themselves in a strange and unfamiliar place. Their only clue to escape is a note titled "The Rules". But The Rules involve them killing each other. And it even makes it sound like they won't always come back to life. The thing must be a joke... Right?

While lying in a coma, Prussia gets the chance to talk to someone he never thought he'd see again. Old Fritz/Prussia. Written for the kink meme.

America has a crush on Spain. In fact, it might be love. So, really, it's a good thing that her new best friend is Lovina. Spain/Fem!US, Prussia/Fem!Romano, FrUK, GerIta

It had been exactly 63 years, 57 days, 13 hours, 27 minutes, and 38 seconds since Alfred and Arthur had begun dating.

Lovino lived a life of simple pleasures; a good book, his own little world and an odd, but loving, family. However, in order to save his family, he must take their place as prisoner of a hideous beast within a gloomy castle. Based on "Beauty and the Beast

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

Never let Romano near Netherlands. Ever. Crud hits the ceiling when he gets back. Waring: HIGH ROMANO!

Lovino always liked grey days. It was another excuse for couples to stay inside...he didn't realized he himself would be trapped inside with Francis Bonnefoy. Framano. K for Lovi's foul mouth.

Baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me...NO MORE.

No relation to the game. When America tells the States to let him sleep they're determined to make sure that nothing wakes him. If the Axis and Allies have a problem with that they'll just have to go through the States. This means war!

While the Allies are fighting the Axis on THAT F'ING ISLAND, America gets captured, and Britain heads a mission to get him back, but his plans keep backfiring. Scripted like an anime episode, characterized based on the English Dub. Mild shipping, mostly played for laughs.

The one time Romano decides to attend a world meeting is the time all hell breaks loose... Of course, there are good points. Like a particular encounter with a certain nation... But of course there are the bad points. Three in particular. This relationship is not going to be easy, huh... Mild yaoi. Engano. General BTT-caused insanity.

50 states. 50 World Meetings. 50 Awkward Situations. USUK, Spamano, PruCan will also be involved.

My first fic. YAY! - Hope you like it. All comments accepted. In fact leave truths/dares and ask to be a host/hostess in comments. plz read. Keep things T please, os like a 14 year old can read this.

Romano is never agreeable, especially when it comes to bed time. Sure, he likes taking naps, but that doesn't mean he wants to take orders from Spain. Spain should really be used to it by now, shouldn't he?

Britain's curious about America's glasses. A little of us/uk. One-shot.

In which America is late for a meeting and has some sort of an odd adventure along the way. Crack fic.

Alfred and Arthur hadn't been very close - at least, not until Alfred died.

Oneshot. Belgium spent her Valentine's Day working in a chocolate shop, while Romano spent his avoiding Spain. What happens when they met up in a bar?

First birthdays are never really all about the child they're supposed to be for. Spamano/FemSpamano. Kidfic.

When the 'Bad Touch Trio' pass out after a night of drinking and leave the house in chaos, Lovino takes it apon himself to set things straight.

This is the real reason why America eats so many cheeseburgers. An attempt to give a nation Synesthesia.

Hungary is with Austria and Prussia is not. He won't ever be. Because the Hungary he knew, the Hungary he fell in love with, is gone. Very angsty

America visits the President at the white house and Tony has a tea party with the First Daughters. He is reluctant to leave the meeting with America, but he does and has to struggle through playtime. But what happens when America goes to pick him up?

In a world where Germany isn't Holy Rome, he is raised by Prussia and Prussia is practically normal. But one day changes it all when we find out how Prussia became "Awesome."

Crackish, song fanfic. Belgium wants to know how Romano lets Spain know he loves him. Crappily written and warnings inside. From Enchanted. Spamano and other pairings. No RomaBel.

Lovino's gift to Gilbert is simple but sincere. Prumano Rated T for language

But all the cool kids are doing it.

Germany and England get drunk one night, and a random, stupid, bizarre conversation erupts...hey, who doesn't love Harry Potter? Contains strong language and weirdness

Greece looked so much like his mother; but when it comes to mannerisms, well… not so much. "Morning After" fic, ONE-SHOT, TurkeyxGreece

He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?

Russia wants babies. America is not amused. Crack, one-sided RusAme rated M for language

Lovino awoke one morning to find Antonio missing. He was simply gone. Where did he go and why did he leave? One-shot!

Loosely based on The Little Mermaid. Lovina is a grumpy mermaid princess who fell for Antonio, a cheerful life-guard, and seeks the help of Arthur, the Sea Warlock, in order to obtain human legs. But Arthur didn't help her just for the fun of it... AU

Do you know where Honey's Usa-chan is? :3

Francis Bonnefoy is the world's best fingerpainter and Beatles impersonator for babies, and he has fallen head over heels for a Naked Man. Who is naked.

Russia and Liechtenstein are trapped in a closet. Switzerland is not amused.

SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.

WHAT MEAL SHOULD I MAKE!

Little Red has to deliver tomatoes to her grandmother, but a wolf is more interested in eating her badass grandmother instead. Rated T for Grandmano's wonderful language. Oneshot.

The whole series in five minutes!

Prussia and Romano troll the Apple store in a New York Mall. Rated T for language.

They were the school freaks. Two hanyous and a taijiya. Someone insulted them, they walked away. Someon tripped them, they got up and looked away. Even though this happens in their lives, they are determined to make a difference for all the losers.

When the other nations abandon and ignore America during this time of economic crisis over time he finds relief and friendship once more with the voice that had started in his mind from a simple statement. Manifest destiny. Rated M for safety.

A fairy tale crackfic in which Shinatty-chan's an emperor, Switzerland shoots Gary in Accounting again, and Prussia, America and Denmark start a bromance.

Gilbert can see him. The man in th mirror. No one else can. Warning character death. Rated M for that. Disclaimer: I don't own anything.

At seventeen years old, the Jones-Williams brothers were probably too old for their bunk beds. Their parents had done their best to break it to them, but preemptive retribution had come swiftly, dressed in drag. ..Drabble Series..

Some nations finds themselves in a big house and someone wants to play a game full of tests that tests their mentality and ability to work together, will they succeed and get freed or will they all be locked in the house forever? Warning: Gore/Guro

On a visit to Hogsmeade, Fred and George Weasley meet some unusual characters. Now, five years later, they meet them again. Look out Hogwarts, Aly and Leila Watson are here to stay.

Sealand follows the Allies to Disney World on a whim, but gets left behind by everyone but Russia.

Oneshot. During a dinner party, Latvia, Sealand, and Liechtenstein are forced to sit at the kids' table. What happens when Sealand wants to sit with the adults and Liechtenstein makes friends with roaches?

Mochis keep showing up during the nations' meals. At first, the mochis look so cute! However, the mochis tell the nations things that they rather not know. Inspired by Mameshiba X3

Annabeth Chase is EXTREMELY MAD. the type of mad that drives you to go and dis Percy Jackson's girlfriend. Rachel Elizabeth Dare never saw her coming.

Tony Grace is something else. Runs away at age seven with a classmate he's only known for three days, Annabeth Chase. Huddles in the cold of San Francisco streets with her, hoping that the monsters won't find them. Then, along comes Thalia and Luke.

Don't you just love overused couples like Percabeth, couples that fans made up because we needed more PJO couples like Tratie, and just plain weird couples like Thalico? Well I don't. Rated T just in case.

Tired of the same old cereal? Have the need to raise your I.Q.? Start your morning with history! Hetalia-O's!

America and South Italy are getting married, and it's all England's fault. Craaaaack. One-shot. Romerica.

This is pure crack that I wrote in about 5 minutes. But please read it, I might make it into an actual story without the crack and stuff, and review. Oh, and I know it's short, but whatevs.

Welcome to Hetalia: International Mental Institution

Pulling the curl of an Italian is just like pressing a big red button: it's funny until something either blows up or ends up destroying half the world. And that's just what Seychelles is going to find out. CRACK. Not meant to be taken seriously.

"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.

AKA, how Ivan Braginski got a certain fiery Italian to return his affections. Who said pickup lines didn't work? Rumano, other pairings and warnings inside

"Vee! Fratello, fratello! Guess what! Spagna won't be bothering you anymore!" A yandere!Feliciano fic, because I can't help myself.

When Hermione gives Harry, Draco, Ginny and Ron a copy of Deathly Hallows, none of them are pleased with the epilogue. [A story where the HP characters read Book 7 and overreact...slightly.] Warning: Book 7 Spoilers. HHr, DG, RLu