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Joined 11-29-12, id: 4389725, Profile Updated: 02-20-13
Author has written 1 story for Phineas and Ferb.

I'm new at this. I've written poems and some stories for school assignments in high school, but nothing like what I have read on this site. I am amazed by all the great writers and I hope that I will eventually get to that level.

I am a 25-year old, Heinz-57. Seriously, look it up. It basically means that I have a variety of ethnic backgrounds. Mine include, Polish, German, Czech-Slovakian, Irish, Italian, English, Greek, and Cherokee Native American. (The term is well known here in Pittsburgh, which is where the Heinz plant was located and H.J.Heinz was born.)

I am a Steeler Fan, sorry if that makes anyone upset. I have been married for 5 years (as of July 2012) and we have 3 young daughters, who I may include in my writings. They are my world. :)

I went to school to become a Pharmacy Technician, as did my husband. I am now a stay-at-home mom while attending University of Phoenix online for Business and Accounting.

Shows I watch on TV:
Phineas and Ferb - I watch with my daughters. (Every time I hear Dr. Doofenshmirtz referred to as a pharmacist, I laugh because I used to wear a coat like that for my volunteer work and for labs during Pharm Tech school. It literally was that long, and techs wear those coats too!) :P
The Legend of Korra
Supernatural
Haven
Ghost Hunters - I've been watching since Season 1!
Suits
Royal Pains
White Collar
Burn Notice
Alphas
Being Human
Revolution
Walking Dead

There are more, but I decided to stop.

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Hope you enjoy and please give me feedback.

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Empty Apartment by PimpedOutGreenEars reviews
AU. The Turnpike Tavern is like home to Ferb. It's the perfect place for smoking, drinking, and everything else the young Brit enjoys. His life may seem like a long downward spiral, but he's content. At least he says he is. Phineas is living the high school dream. He's at the top of his class, has the perfect girlfriend, and plenty of popularity. He says he's happy. He's lying. PxF
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 126,497 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 7/5/2012 - [Phineas, Ferb]
Revived by phinflynn reviews
In the wake of a horrible accident, Ferb is dead and Phineas is losing his mind. There are no lengths Phineas won't go to just to have his brother back... but at what cost to Ferb? Character death, gore, horror, and some romance in spite of tragedy. Main pairings are Phinferb and Doofenperry, others being Irvbella, Bujeet, Montnessa, and Canderemy.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,921 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 10/3/2012 - [Phineas, Ferb] [Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz]
Ages and Maturity by Comment person reviews
"The more things change, the more they stay the same." My final Phineas and Ferb story. Rated M for a reason. Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh and Dan Povernmire own the copyrights.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,434 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Phineas - Complete
Painted heart by Chibi Tsuki Hikari reviews
Everything in his life begins to change after a fated lab partnership, will fleeting glances give way to whats truly underneath? Or is loneliness the last Journey he's willing to take? Kev/Edd,
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,859 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Edd, Kevin
How to Date an Ed by AJB66613 reviews
Eddward is gay. And he is trying to come out of the closet. So he hires Kevin, the most popular male at their college, to pretend to be his boyfriend, so he won't get bullied. Will this charade work long enough for any potential harmful people to back off? Or will it backfire into oblivion? OFF HIATUS
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,302 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/2/2017 - Published: 7/18/2014
The Double-D Dare by l0velyfe reviews
Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,331 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 12/30/2016 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Double-D, I Know What We're Gonna Do Today by The Eds Rock reviews
The Eds travel to Danville and meet Phineas and Ferb after seeing them on YouTube. Eddy tries to take advantage of Phineas and Ferb and when that fails, he meets Dr. Doofenshmirtz and tries to take advantage of him.
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Edd, Eddy, Phineas, Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Blood in the Water by Serronas reviews
After an accident in the summer before his Freshman year of High School left Edd in a badly injured state he developed a new attitude on life. Now in his Senior year of High School, he is known as a bully, a trouble maker and a delinquent genius. His rival, Kevin, is captain of the Baseball team and the only one in Peach Creek who challenges Eddward physically.(Now with alt ending)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,859 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Edd, Kevin, Marie - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Galaxina-the-Seedrian reviews
"The resemblance is uncanny," Norm said in a happy monotone voice, "He is definitely your son." There was a dull thud when Phineas fainted. Doofenshmirtz could only stare in pure shock. More info inside; rated t for blood, abuse, and character death
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 149,749 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Phineas, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Kevin and Double D: Sex, Love, Betrayal, and a Baby by bigredfox10 reviews
Kevin is dating Nazz,but he also has secret feelings for Double D. One evening,Kevin and Double D accidently get locked up in the library,which cause a hot, intimate moment between them. But after they were finish having sex,Kevin did something that may ruin his chances with the uld Kevin try to convince Double D that he still loves him,despise what happened in the library?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
The Chromosome Swapper by Axis28 reviews
Phineas and Ferb create a new invention that can swap the traits of someone for the traits of someone else. And with all the safety that they put into the processing system, no one really cared to make sure that the chromosome for gender were a little different than every other chromosome. Includes Phinbella
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,398 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Phineas, Isabella
Dorm Dilemma by withyourteeth reviews
When Edd and Kevin are placed together in their freshman dorm room, the boys feelings for each other are tested and secrets must be kept. Rated for later scenes.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,786 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Living Again by RainbowDreamer1136 reviews
When Isabella was a child in Mexico, she didn't have the best life. Now, she's a shy and silent girl who barely lives her life anymore. So, when she's sixteen, she moves to a place called Danville. Will her life be better or worse? Will she meet new friends? Rated T for violence in the first chapter. First story! R&R please!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,976 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
The Eddsperiment by Samofstars reviews
Stranger than fanfiction! Edd finds himself the proud father of a bouncing baby... cactus. Extraordinary happenings and mature responsibilities, as well as the general problems of a plant/person/baby for any young couple. Will Kevin step up to the role? Will Edd have it in his heart to remedy the situation? WILL ANYONE READ THIS WORK? Only time will tell! (More to come)
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,470 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Kevin, Edd, Eds
Perry the What? by Katerina Riley reviews
Sequel to The Animal Accident! A year has pased since becomming a human (and than a platypus again) and Perry is perfectly alright, right? Wrong! Phineas is worried about his pet and wants to help him. He builds a contraption to understand his pet's thoughts, but something goes wrong. What is he supposed to do with a 17 year old boy? And why does he look so familiar?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,171 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Vanessa - Complete
Of Skirts and Edd by MiyuKazukii reviews
Edd has a something of a double life. As he struggles to keep it hidden from a certain nosey jock he may end up with more then he anticipated.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Edd, Kevin
The Compromise by pnkeye reviews
Once again, Double D has been dragged into aiding another person's quest for success. More specifically, Kevin's attempt to finally make Nazz his girlfriend. But what happens when an originally platonic arrangement grows into something more? Kevin/DoubleD, rated M
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Crossed by TheAfroCircus reviews
A trip to the Tri State Area for a Swap Meet turns into an adventure for Mabel and Dipper, meanwhile Stan has some competition and Agent P has two VERY unexpected new recruits. Gravity Falls/Phineas and Ferb crossover.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Perry, Dipper P.
Solid Love by kazu-bells reviews
Kevin, a prince of an older era, never respected love. He was cursed by a spirit of the garden and forced to remain in stone until he finally understands what true love is. After 1000 years, he meets a new, modern prince, Prince Dee, who shows him what it means to find a soulmate, but can their love be as strong as the stone Kevin was cursed under?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Edd, Kevin
The Trouble with Trevor by Alun Aleriksson reviews
First chapter doubles as a summary and prologue. T for language instances.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,561 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Phineas, Isabella
Boomerang mischief by Panic-Revelation reviews
A tale in which a boomerang can cause some unusually emotions between a certain red head and frail genius
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Kevin, Edd
Christmas Bliss by PianoMan5 reviews
When Phineas accidentally discovers a not-so-private secret about Isabella, what will he plan to do with and for her before Christmas? A jam-packed Phinbella fluff and romance story filled with an Astronomy project, a dance, school, Christmas, and a million other things left to be discovered. Actual length: 36,700 words.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,177 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Such Horrible Things by funnyfanwolf reviews
After a terrible accident, something in Phineas has changed and he has been pushed astray from his path and when he joins a strange circus to escape his past, he becomes somthing nobody ever thought he'd become.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Phineas
A Flaming Heart and A Striking Soul by Jazzimon reviews
Phineas and Ferb are bored, so they invite their friends to their house. But when they get sucked into a world that takes place in a story, It is their responsibility to save the alternate world from the evil that's rising. Will they save the world on time? Will they ever return home? Or will this be their final adventure? Read this story and find out. Includes OOC and Phinbella.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,790 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012
The New Neighbors Next Door reviews
It started as a typical day in Danville, until they noticed that some mysterious neighbors moving in next door. What happens when your imagination and assumptions get the best of you? Does paranoia kick in or does your curiosity take over? Contains OCs. Rated T to be safe.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Phineas