Who am I? Oh, you'd like to know, wouldn't you?!

My age has nothing to do with you so back off... please.

However, I do enjoy watching Anime, reading, drawing, playing soccer, writing, irritating my brother, playing with my dog, swimming, playing tennis and watching movies. I'm new to writing and have just started so I hope I'll get better over time. My sister betas my work so if there's anything wrong with it you can go blame her. (No seriously, you can. She's got a FanFiction account too. Just look up "MeteorLeopard" and you'll be in the right place.) And even if you don't like my stories, my sister's stories are better so at least read hers! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2458128/MeteorLeopard

My older sister and her best friend also have a YouTube account with nearly a hundred AMVs. They're both Bleach-crazy and most of their AMVs are Bleach related or are about Bleach pairings. Go see for yourselves. Lately they've also started watching Naruto so they'll be putting more of those up too. http://www.youtube.com/user/MeteorLeopard

My older brother also has a YouTube account. http://www.youtube.com/user/BlizzardLynx

Anime that I have watched/am watching: Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, HunterxHunter, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Read or Die, Pokemon, Dragonball, Black Cat, Azumanga Daioh, Gundam Seed, Gundam Wing, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Mai Hime, Ghost Hunt, Record of Lodoss War, Beyblade, Shugo Chara, Bakugan, Digimon, Avatar the Last Airbender, etc.

I currently don't really like any pairings and like reading the funny stories.

I like random things. For example, we got a boat the other day. You know what we called it? B.O.A... ... ... ... ha! You thought there was gonna be more, didn't you!

Our cousins named their dog: D.O.G. and our uncle named his boat after a Hippo. My dad is a workaholic and the only time he actually has time to get sick is when he takes leave. Oh, and my mom labels her freezer drawers and keeps anything and everything in her handbag, including a fire extinguisher, pepper spray, a medical kit, hairbrush, flashlight and sewing set. As for my two siblings; my older brother goes out of his way to drive me insane (and vice versa) and his life's ambition is to go bungee jumping. I always tell him that it'll lead right to his death's beginning but he never listens. And my older sister... uh... is a real book worm and is often referred to as a mini-library.

Okay, and that's it. Enjoy my stores!

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah