She was stealing his underwear. He walked in on her. Perfect start to any affair? One wouldn't think so. Reaver/Princess. [ on hiatus, but may be completed soon. ]

What's this? Another Dark Brotherhood fiction? Yet again? Yessss. I'm writing this, but it's up to you to decide if it's funny, interesting, good or simply a complete failure. Dark Brotherhood? Daedra? Latin? J'Ghasta? Pancakes? All of this, and more...

"Dear Death, screw the rules. I have money. Sincerely, TIM" Based on dearblankpleaseblank entries. Is now holding its breath for ME3.

As Jorah helps Dany prepare to eat a horse's heart, his own undergoes an unexpected transformation. Set between and during episodes 1.3 and 1.6.

It started with the Darkness, that led to a shadowy secret, which led to a game of cat and mouse that would decide the fate of all of Albion. The Rebel Queen must become Bulletproof if she ever hopes to get out with her heart intact.

Jaime Lannister always expected a lot of himself. What he never expected was that he would become a Grey Warden, and he certainly never expected what would follow.

Sansa Stark and Sandor Clegane separately join Daenarys as her army marches north to the Wall - but Stannis stands in their way. Can they unite against a common enemy? How will they, and Westeros as a whole, ever survive the coming storm? Futurefic/AU

A guide from the expert. See, I know it's been done, but we needed one for those of us who don't like slash. Rating is for some minor suggestive comments. Mentions Arwen, ArMor, U/Y, Mergana... Basically all and anti-slash, mostly anti-Merthur/Arlin

"And so our story begins." You said that already, Theresa. Another series of oneshots that have nothing to do with each other. Collaborative fic.

Spoiler Warning! Set one year after the Crawlers defeat. Rating may change. Contains original characters.

The Queen of Albion's had enough of Reaver's simpering, sickening proposals in the throne room. It's time she yanked him aside and told him-with force, if it comes to that-what it means for Albion if he doesn't shape up. Oneshot.

The Hero Queen awoke with a start as she heard a sound in her chambers, little did she know how much of an impact the source of the sound was going to have on her. Princess X Elliot, Sparrow X Reaver

People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.

No story. No plot. Who said saving the world had to be a serious venture? A series of one-shots that have nothing to do with each other. Collaborative fic.

Arya and Sandor, on the road to nowhere. The interaction this author would kill to see more of, written out. People die, obviously. Look at the characters.

The best laid plans of research scientists often go awry. The awkward hybrid is on her own, and she'll need some sort of protection besides her family of robots. Good thing she has two thousand caps to spend. Now complete!

It's not easy being a Ghoul. Thistle is making it one day at a time with a little help from new friends and old enemies. Rated T for violence and language. Based on Fallout 3 info from The Vault Wiki. Thank you to all my readers and reviewers!

Sandor Clegane takes Sansa with him when he flees King's Landing, allowing her to think he's rescuing her, but intending to keep her for himself. This is an AU fic that deviates from canon after the Blackwater Battle in ACoK. Sansa/Sandor.

This is a story about Sleepers and Sleepless, about the lives and loyalties of the Kyn. This is a tale of two Dremora. Rated T for violence and themes.

Fifth story in the TFC universe: A Dunmeri paladin explores faith, love, and the whacking of zombies. Rated T for violence and themes. Now complete.

Continuation of the story in TFC: The Cold Light of Day. The further adventures of Agronak gro Malog following his death in the Arena. T for violence and themes.

Independent storyline in the TFC universe, based on a Hero of Kvatch who has lost her gloss and the only companion she can find who will put up with her. Rated for violence. Now complete.

Second in a series about the darker characters of Cyrodiil. After his final defeat in the Arena, Agronak gro Malog is about to discover that death is not always the end. Now complete, though a sequel is likely.

A new recipient of the Dark Gift falls down the wrong well and ends up in a whole new world. Rated for violence and the fact that the entire story is about assassins. Now complete, and a big thanks to everyone who took time to leave their reviews.

Now complete! Fourth and final in a series about the heroes who are not related to Jaina, have never met Thrall, and are never going to make the Lich King's To Do list. Rated for violence and thematic elements.

Third in a series about the heroes who may become great, but never famous. Not many will remember Veren Redmorning. Those who do will not soon forget. Rating for strong violence.

When life turns you into a sheep, you do what anyone would do. Get even! Follow Lax, the recently converted sheep in his quest to once again become bipedal. Warning: laughing hard may cause shortness of breath and a dry heave. Please do not sue.

Second in a series about the heroes who never shake the world, because they're too busy trying to keep it from shaking them. It's not easy being a bandit chief, especially not in the infested city of Dalaran.

First in a series: Every hero isn't a Thrall or even an Arthas. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some fall into the category of none of the above. Here is the story of one such unlikely hero.