UNDER CONSTRUCTION! UP TO CHAPTER 4 OF THE STORY HAS BEEN REVISED. "Name, address, social security number if you have it." He had to be kidding. I peeked at his face. Nope, he wasn't joking. "Why?" I laughed nervously. "You're not going to hunt him down are you?" He didn't answer. "Edward? Do you want to go to jail?"

Bella, an orphan forced to work in a strip club has had many tragedies in her past. She soon meets son of wealthy business man, Edward Cullen who is interested in buying the place. They instantly connect but can she trust herself to ever love again? BxE

Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!

The Cullens decide it is time for Bella to join in one of their favourite night-time activities, Hide and Seek. But this isn't just any old children's game, this is nation-wide, full scale Hide and Seek. Vampire Style. Just a bit of fun. Post Eclipse

Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.

Basically, the title says it all. Inspired by the Deimon Commander from Hell's story. Now: Rosalie Hale! Next: Carlisle Cullen! Oh, my, this shall be fun... Chapter Eight is UP after an inexcusably long wait. Gomen nasai! Hilarity ensues!

What would happen if the Cullens found the Twilight Saga? Chaos would threaten our favorite character's lives. **HUGE TWIST!** Not very long, but I put a lot in my chapters. R&R! Pwease?

50 ways to annoy the Cullens.

Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!

Just some silly stories of life in Forks. REVIEW please!

Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE

Bella and the Cullens are off to the mall for a photo scavenger hunt. Who will win? What do they win? Why does Emmett get kicked out of Victoria's secret? Stay tuned to find out!

Alice is a little bored in class, and decides to use her origami lessons to send notes to her soon-to-be sister, Bella. Written by two authors...written by Alice and Bella.

Edward's lives for his work as an auditor. When he goes to audit the owner of an ice-cream shop, he meets the beautiful, free spirited and stubborn Bella. Will Bella be able to break down Edward's tough exterior or will her repugnance for him overcome her

Sequel to How to Lose a Vampire in 10 Days. While playing a game the gang realizes that Edward and Bella have done hardly anything. So they are trying to expand their horizons by making them do thirteen things they've never done.

Why Edward would ever bet against Alice, I have no clue. But now he's plotting his revenge... Story is better than the summary. R&R please! COMPLETE!

Bella and Jasper are left alone...and sparks start to fly, as the saying goes. Edward and teh family come back, and things have changed...Bella and Jasper are falling in love...but so are Edward and Alice...whats this about Jake? And the Volturri too?uhoh

Everyone knows that Alice goes overboard sometimes, but sometimes it's helpful. My own version of Breaking Dawn. First FF so, ya know, if you like it, show some love please ***Unfortunately I'm NOT Stephenie Meyer, and don't own ANY of these characters.**

Esme decides it's time to pull out the Cullen photo albums and relive all the fun, crazy and sweet moments that she has captured over the last fifty years since Bella has joined the family.

Bella is left at the Cullen's with Jasper for a week while the rest go hunting. Find out what happens when she and Jasper get..."Friendly". Bella is human. Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story except the plot line.

As requested, an EB fluff series! All of your favorites, rolled into one. Edward seduced by Bella baking, demonstrating the failings of headphones, and now with a little something new...

The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!

The girls take a quiz and end up with some rather...interesting results. When they end up on dates with different guys than they are used to how will the events unroll? Rated T just to be safe.

Sequel to 50 Ways for Emmett to Annoy His Family! Only this time, he's wreaking havoc on Forks High School! How much can Principal Greene, and the rest of the Faculty take of Emmett's constant pranking before they lose it? READ AUTHOR'S NOTE INSIDE!

Emmett discovers fanfiction, much to Edward's annoyance. Need I say more?

Bella's assignment is to date a guy and do whatever it takes to make him dump her. The Cullen's have bet that Edward can't keep a girl for no more than 10days. With a job and Cullenfied bets on the line, falling in love isn't going to help.