Hey there, and welcome to Maddie's Morgue Service where you slice 'em and we ice 'em!
Yes, my name is Maddie. No, I do not own a morgue with a catchy slogan.
But I do answer the phone with that some days. You get bonus points if you answer with a, "Shh! We're not supposed to talk about that in public!"

Anyway, I don't write much in the way of fanfics anymore, except for one confusing situation with my friend that I have no idea where to even begin explaining.

But here you will see:

2 old Twilight fanfics. I have since seen the light and realized that A) I needed some serious improvement with writing and B) Twilight just sucks.
(Don't get your panties in a bunch now- I'm technically anti, but if you like it than good for you. Don't bother trying to convert me :P)

One really long Maximum Ride fanfic that has the beginnings of a plot, but was always doomed to be just a practice shot to help me with my writing style

And a few much more recent and much better stories about the Mortal Instruments :) (I'm team Jace all the way, just for the record)

Let me know if you want me to beta or edit for you- I'm an OCD grammar and spelling fairy! :)

By the way, if you're wondering about my profile picture, I have a few words for you: they're magically delicious ;)

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