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Joined 10-03-13, id: 5202816, Profile Updated: 10-14-13

I'm from Canada and I have a French mother and a British father (he's from England).

I like reading and I write sometimes.

I love fairy tales and myths and I hope to do something with those likes and loves in the future.

I do believe in fairies and I am a proud Potterhead.

If a do write something here it wont be a sure thing that I will continue once it is started unless it's a one-shot.

So just in case should I decide to write something here the following will continue to be valid even after we are all gone:

"I Do Hereby Declare That I, DuckieBear, Also Known as Simply Duckie to My Friends, I Declare Again That I Do NOT In Any Way Shape Or Form Own Any of The Franchises Declared Should The be so. I Do NOT own Them and I Am NOT Their Creator. This is a general Disclaimer, they all belong to their respective and brilliant owners.

So I Say, so Mote it Be."

Lots of love and kisses and happiness and hugs and cookies,

Duckie :)

Some food for thought:

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.

I've gone to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so I MUST be stuck up and rich

I'm on the COMPUTER a lot so I MUST be a computer geek

I have LONG BANGS THAT I LEAVE IN MY EYES so I MUST be emo

I like KIDS MOVIES so I MUST be immature

I study DIFFERENT RELIGIONS while I don't practice any so I must be indecisive

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST eat only lettuce and soy.

I'm a NEWFOUNDLANDER, so I MUST love fish.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST hunt and love meat.

I TALK TO MYSELF, so I MUST be crazy.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a LONER, so I MUST be unlikable.

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

Enjoy your reading

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Percy's Diary by bionsena reviews
Charlie finds Percy's diary and the whole family read it. Along the way the discover the truth behind his betrayal and uncover secrets of their lost family member. Set during Deathly Hallows. I do not own HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 42,102 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Ginny W., Percy W., Bill W., Fred W.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23530 - Favs: 16,772 - Follows: 16,703 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
HeArt History by Goddess Bless reviews
Penelope is angry over Kevin's betrayal. She fears that she will never find another guy who would take her on her own terms. When a nasty slip in a coffee shop leads to potential romance, how will this technical analyst take to the unknown. Who is the green eyed art historian, and why can she not stop thinking about him? HP/PG Somewhat epilogue compliant, but not really.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,856 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., P. Garcia
Sunshine and Stormclouds by Elelith reviews
Approved one-shots based on Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine fic. Composed of different POVs, AUs and snapshots of Nara Shikako's life. Synopsis: Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,236 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Jiraiya, Shikaku N.
The Flaw in the Best Laid Plan by Ludo13 reviews
"Alice, what do you mean when you say I'm already married?" "I meant just that, Edward. You can't get married because you're married, and since 1926. But it all doesn't make sense." "Then, apart from the fact that I've been married without my knowledge, what else doesn't make sense?" "Your wife was born in 1979." "What the f…?" "That's exactly what I thought when I read that line."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,737 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 1/7/2013 - [Hermione G., Edward] Tom R. Jr.
Let The Right One In by Ludo13 reviews
"Sometimes, the most bravest thing you can do is falling in love with someone or in your case, trusting him again after he's hurt you like he did, with your heart. But, the question we are asking ourselves is; Are you going to be coward about it or be the Gryffindor you're famed to be and go get the man whose giving you his unbeating heart with all his love?"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,153 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 4/10/2018 - Published: 3/13/2012 - [Hermione G., Edward] [Luna L., Paul]
A Fallen Angel by Ludo13 reviews
"I hope you'll at least change your seduction strategies." "What do you mean?" "You know the usual staring –" "The annoying stalking –" "The creepy watching her sleep –" "And the endless refrain of 'I'm a soulless monster. Don't come near me' It does get old after a few decades in your company." "I must be really desperate if I am going to listen to your advice."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,144 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [Hermione G., Edward]
An Extraordinarily Ordinary Life by Raidermae reviews
Dr. John Watson has always had the heart of a Gryffindor. When he is introduced to the world of magic and becomes the guardian of the Boy Who Lived, the heart of the lion becomes more apparent than ever. This is the tale of a broken man and an abused little boy who find in each other the strength and courage to learn to live and love again. Eventual slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 101,660 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 3,018 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Sherlock H., John W.
Smile If You Love Me by uzumaki rakku reviews
Collection of ficlets, drabbles, one-sentence drabbles and future fic previews. Some sweet, some sad, some silly, but all short and all KakaNaru and/or NaruKaka. #29: Perception. "Sensei, you're doing it again." "Doing what, Naruto?" Kakashi blinked, then realised he had been keeping his left eye closed out of habit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 9/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.]
Second chances by slayer of destiny reviews
Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,870 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 8,198 - Follows: 5,147 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2541 - Favs: 4,065 - Follows: 4,643 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
It All Started in a Bank by lazybum89 reviews
The Dursleys, Harry, Sherlock, John and Detective Inspector Lestrade all walk into a bank. What happens? Nothing good obviously… So what happens after they leave the bank after something tragic happens?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,135 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 5,009 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,791 - Follows: 11,269 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8544 - Favs: 14,027 - Follows: 17,354 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 824,628 - Reviews: 8562 - Favs: 8,482 - Follows: 7,529 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
Fork It Over by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,775 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 4,449 - Follows: 3,821 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Demetri - Complete
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11218 - Favs: 15,737 - Follows: 11,645 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 4,636 - Follows: 6,153 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
After Winter by Kefalion reviews
Winter Soldier, James Barnes, every now and again, is woken for a Mission, but they don't mention the time he spent Rogue. He had a family, a wife, a son on the way before he was dragged back kicking and screaming Murder. When in New York on a mission to kill Captain America, his past reaches him in the form of a teenager with green eyes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,994 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,693 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 3,701 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
A Study in Friendship by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Sherlock knows that the Potter boy, the one with the abusive relatives, is hiding a secret, and sets out to solve the mystery. In the meantime, Harry sends a letter to Lord Voldemort in an attempt to come to an agreement with his enemy, and finds out that he and Tom Riddle aren't so different after all. The story of three lonely boys finding friendship in each other. Eventual Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,780 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sherlock H. - Complete
My Son the Wizard by savya398 reviews
After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 171,472 - Reviews: 2941 - Favs: 9,618 - Follows: 11,637 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Fire Rebirth by Nanosilver reviews
Obsolete, read Feathered Sanguine for Rewrite. /OC Self-Insert, slightly AU, Manga Spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,029 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Madara U., Kagami U.
Son of Otaku by 9foxgrl reviews
Follow Harry, also known as Rai Izumi, as he tries to use his Otaku ness to get out of situations and cause new ones for friends and foe alike.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lucky Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Konata I. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4209 - Favs: 8,347 - Follows: 6,640 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Family First by Words are a Bewitching Venom reviews
The last thing Lucius Malfoy expected when he walked into Harry Potter's muggle neighborhood, was to become the guardian of one Harry J Potter. AU. Set Winter Break 1st year. Not Slash! Malfoy's adopt Harry. Contains the disciplinary spanking of minors. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,746 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 4/8/2013 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Le Dieu des Petits Riens by Ludo13 reviews
S'il la touchait, il ne pourrait pas lui parler. S'il l'aimait, il ne pourrait pas partir. S'il lui parlait, il ne pourrait pas écouter. S'il se battait pour elle, il ne gagnerait pas… Adaptation d'un chapitre du Dieu des Petits Rien. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - French - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 3/9/2007 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The God of Small Things by Ludo13 reviews
If he touched her, he could not talk to her. If he loved her, he could not leave her. If he spoke to her, he could not listen. If he fought for her, he would never win... ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 6/19/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Forging A King by Lady Celestial Star reviews
Fifth year, Harry's been banished into a painting by the despicable Umbridge. Now he has to find a way back home, and the only way he can do that, is by finding the scattered jewels of the Wizard's Crown. Can his new-found friends help him, or will being with them end his life and chances of ever getting home? Based more on the LOTR movies than the LOTR books.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 177,080 - Reviews: 3172 - Favs: 3,886 - Follows: 3,160 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
That crazy night by maxjohnsonisawesome reviews
Harry Potter is walking in the woods one random night for detention and comes across a strange girl. What will happen?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,518 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Harry P., Katniss E.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9686 - Favs: 21,685 - Follows: 12,897 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Snake Pit of Little Chucky's Mind by dogbertcarroll reviews
Why bother inserting yourself when you can insert someone else into your story to screw with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 12/28/2011
The Final Hiding Place by Paimpont reviews
Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Two For Joy by To-AntigoneEvenstar reviews
It had to happen eventually, didn't it? That whole 'love' thing. Sequel to "Letter to an Idiot Elf".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,381 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Players In a Game of Magic by cyner2u reviews
Pre-Hogwarts will eventually move on to Hogwarts. When Harry saves Dudley's life with magic, both of their lives change forever. Their journey will carry them beyond their universe and back to find redemption, purpose, and the secret behind magic itself. Redeemed!Dudley and Powerful!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,980 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Flowers and Time: An Evans' Story by smolder reviews
An AU in which hard loss makes for a very different Petunia opening the door to find Lily's little boy on her welcome mat.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 19,105 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Petunia D., Harry P.
Plot Bunnies For Free To Good Home by Pleasedial123 reviews
This is my collection of old and new stories, half I can't stand they're so bad and half I like. They're all abandoned and I won't be working any longer on them. Free to Good Home. Naruto, Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Crossovers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 461,076 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 2/7/2012
Ways It Didn't Happen by To-AntigoneEvenstar reviews
An AU spinoff from my "Letters" universe, a series of sequels or prequels or completely different ways the plot could have gone. Mostly one-shots. Basically, storage for plot bunnies. As ever, wildly AU from LOTR or HP, and Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,300 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P., Glorfindel
Champion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter isn't normal, he is highly intelligent and strives to become the best. Upon finding out about him being a wizard he has to decide if he wants to give up all the work he put into his studies to get a scholarship for a good secondary boarding school or take his place at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,207 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 5,608 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
OOH, BIRDIE! by nicoliorox123 reviews
Dan Granger gets an unexpected laugh when he quizzes Hermione on the national birds of select countries. Who thought that New Zealand could be so funny?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Holmes' Homeless Network by Lady of Slytherclaw reviews
A new boy is in Sherlock's Homeless Network. Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/10/2013 - John W. - Complete
From Russia With Love by Kefalion reviews
Natasha is Lilly and Petunia's long lost older sister, kidnapped as a baby. Discovering she has family, she goes to visit them where she see the horrible conditions Harry is living in. Angry at his treatment, she takes him and adopts him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,637 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 1,420 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Soulthern Comfort by GeminiCancer reviews
Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 973 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Harry P., Thorin - Complete
Sherlock's sister by Lady of Slytherclaw reviews
Sherlock's sister come visiting! And Hermione has questions for Sherlock. Oneshot, slightly crack.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/5/2013
Chance Encounters by Consulting Time Heir reviews
An odd yet comforting acquaintance starts between Harry Potter and a Slytherin outcast one year below him: Sherlock Holmes. No slash, kid!lock, should be canon-compliant. Rated T just to be safe, mentions of child abuse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Kami Help Us All (We Never Needed Words Sequel) by AngieCool reviews
So five years after "We Never Needed Words" and Naru just sent her cute little minions, she means adorable little students of to survive Chunnin exams and is filling a little ill, and she's never ill, so she went so see Sakura who's making her tell Sasuke who's confused and she's terrified. It can't be that hard to tell Sasuke about her current condition can it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Naruko U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wintertide by Araceil reviews
Barely two days after returning from the Future, a stranger appears on Tsuna's doorstep looking for Reborn. Wait, what? The Sun Acrobaleno is a father! Tsuna/Harry, Gokudera/Hermione. Yes I updated. Try not to shit yourselves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Between: A Prelude by To-AntigoneEvenstar reviews
A prelude to my "Letters" series. Also known as: Conversations with Wizards. Warnings: AU, fem!harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Harry P., Gandalf - Complete
Leaving Them Behind by Cheeky-Chick1only reviews
After the successful Sasuke retrieval mission Naruto decides he's had enough of the way he's been treated by his team and decides to leave. But not before he gives them a piece of his mind
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven - Complete
Thirty Things Emma Swan is Not Allowed To Do by K. A. Carlyle reviews
Just thirty of the many, many things Emma and those around her have done in Storybrooke that were probably not the best-advised plans. Rated T for possible language later on, as well as...Captain Innuendo. 30 quick chapters - most will be humor!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 5,092 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Green and Blue by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 9/4/2009 - [Harry P., Neville L.]
A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging and changed Harry Potter's world forever. Now he's on the hunt for family he's never known plus entangled in a web of political intrigue and subterfuge. Why does everything happen to him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,035 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,333 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Seven Sins of Harry Potter by thekecmaster reviews
Harry Potter stumbles upon an ancient artifact and is suddenly split into seven different characters. Each character represents a deadly sin. Chaos now reigns at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,578 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
A Slytherin's Guide to Hugging Professor Snape by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A short guide for his Slytherins. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Where We Belong by hmmga reviews
The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,680 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 2,547 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Inconceivable by CrownsofLaurels reviews
Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruko U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not a child by Cheeky-Chick1only reviews
Harry's argument against Mrs. Weasley's mollycoddling and he proves just how much he needs to know what is going on. Watch as this changes the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,387 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Emma Swan's Problem Free Philosophy by Younger Dr. Grey reviews
"You do get how dumb it is to show up at the sheriff's place drunk, right? Even in Storybrooke, that's asking to get arrested." Pre-SQ [Written for prompt - hakuna matata]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Delusional by jessylane318 reviews
Revamped. He battled the Basilisk, killed it even, but laid wounded beyond reach, dying. The poison would end him, and with him Ginny. But it didn't kill him. It changed him, moved him to a world he hadn't known existed. It gave him hope. And despair.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,429 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
The Dance of the Dreoilin by Paimpont reviews
The Yule Ball did not go well, so Dobby decides to use ancient elf magic to create another Christmastide ball for Harry and his friends. But elf magic is a dangerous thing - you may get exactly what you wish for. Harry/Tom romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 343 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Anniversary Special: As It Happens by To-AntigoneEvenstar reviews
As suggested by Live.Laugh.Love.Listen.Music, an alternate version of Chapter 6 of "Two For Joy". For the 1 year anniversary of the "Letters to An Idiot Elf" universe. Warnings: AU and OOC, Fem!Harry as Erestor. Ye be warned!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Glorfindel - Complete
How Twilight should have ended by AngieCool reviews
NOT FOR TWILIGHT FANS! A small story of how Twilight should have ended. Everyone that hates/dislikes Twilight is going to love it, it's comedy. -
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Bella - Complete
Letter to an Idiot Elf by To-AntigoneEvenstar reviews
I don't like you. At all. WARNING: FEM!Harry and Harry as Erestor. Just so you know.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 66,645 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Harry P., Erestor - Complete
The Magic Thief by Paimpont reviews
Tom Riddle is born into an ancient pure-blood family, but to their horror, his parents discover that he is a squib. They want to hide him from the wizarding world. But Tom has other ideas. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Marvolo G. - Complete
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
Papa's Love by AngieCool reviews
"I look like mamma, but I've got papa's eyes" Harry "Surely, he cannot be that bad?" Dumbledore "I fear that muggle more than any Dark Lord; now excuse me I have to go hide from Lily's brother." Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,695 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Harry P., OC
We never needed words by AngieCool reviews
It has been six years since I last saw him, and yet I avoid him because all my feelings for him came back with vengeance.I wont be able to do that forever. Strange how, even after these six years apart he knows me best, but we never did need words, did we
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Naruko U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heart to Heart by Cheeky-Chick1only reviews
Queen Edina helps Caspian come to terms with his almost betrayal and revelas her story and the reasons for her own betrayal. Female Edmund
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Boggart and the Bridge by Paimpont reviews
Is Hermione's greatest fear really failing her exams? What if her deepest fear is something far darker and more terrifying?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Lady in Black by Paimpont reviews
"My mother wore black the day she murdered my father..." Severus Snape/Eileen Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Eileen P., Severus S. - Complete
The Scarlet Line by Paimpont reviews
The Cullens finally see a psychoanalyst. Edward is hallucinating - he thinks he's a vampire. What lies behind his bizarre delusions? And what dark secrets are the Cullens hiding? The requested sequel to The Serpent and the Mirror.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Meeting the Parents by Anders1 reviews
A twist on the common father to the girl threatening the boyfriend. A short one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I am disappointed in you, Hermione by Anders1 reviews
A couple of very short one shots where Harry is disappointed in Hermione. I might or might not add more of them, don't count on it though.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Always With You by leavesfallingup reviews
Kyoko is asked to do a commercial drama along with Tsuruga Ren. As their popularity increases so does the chance that their secrets will be revealed.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,424 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Basilisks by Anders1 reviews
A research report on basilisks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
My Gilded Life by Skysaber reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,892 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Burying the Hatchets, Sheathing the Wands by Anders1 reviews
A series of very short cutouts from the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
What if? by Anders1 reviews
What if there had been five more lemon drops in Dumbledore’s candy bowl that Halloween 1981? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Thinking and Acting by Anders1 reviews
Oneshot AU In the beginning of his fifth year Harry gets an idea while thinking back to the Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Harry P. - Complete