Michelle Santoyo
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Joined 05-27-11, id: 2937822, Profile Updated: 03-18-12

Hey persons!

My name is Maggie Michelle!

I am 12 years old.

I took my first breath on June 3.

I have a complete and awesome sauce family.

I have a sister by heart.

Her account on here is Invader Cakez.

You better check her stories out or I will find you.

I don't have a blood sister and neither does she.

So we just chose each other as sisters.

I have a little and very annoying little brother.

But I guess he is still awesome sauce SOMETIMES.

I have 3 more sisters.

Amy2421.

Amy2421's twin sister.

And one of my other friends which most of you guys may not know.

One reason is because most of ya'll don't go to my school.

I love Invader Zim.

I love Anime.

I love Manga.

I love chorus.

Weirdness, Fanfiction, Music, and Writing are all my things.

Some persons call my family and my by-heart sisters weird.

I call them Epic Hot Wings dipped in Awesome Sauce.

Me and my sisters like to Own And Pwn persons.

So don't get surprised if we pwn/own ya'll.

Also, I LOVE to role play.

I also love RPG's.

I think they are cupcake icing.

Cupcake icing stands for super sweet BTW.

Me and my sisters have weird phrases.

For example:

The F stands for Rockets!”

Now that's cupcake icing!”

Awesome Sauce!”

" Aspirin! Potatoes! What?"

" Dude."

" Lawl."

FYI: I just owned my dad.

This is me right now:

OWNED OLD MAN! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT?!?!

TOSS THAT IN YO NOOB SALAD!

AND WHILE YOUR AT IT, TAKE SOME OWNAGE RANCH AND CHUG IT!

I told you I just owned him.

My dad is annoying sometimes but you learn to cope with it.

OMG, HE JUST GAVE ME A FLIPPING TACO!!

Told you I was weird.

I like weird music.

But I also like SOME classic.

Like Beethoven.

And Bach.

But they're the only ones I think.

I like Skye Sweetnam, Lady Gaga, Sumo Cyco, Evanesence, Owl City,

And a WHOLE lot of others.

My sister and I have an awesome sauce talent of imitating accents.

I'd tell more but I am getting lazy.

SO BYE!

Maggie Michelle

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

I am the girl that gets lost in thought and runs into a pole.

I am the girl that fit in better at Irk, or any Anime or Manga, Pallet Town, City park zoo, or even Bikini Bottom, then at my school.

I am the weird girl who dresses like she does not care (and really does not care), and acts strange.

I am the girl who has never stayed up all night. I am the girl that blurts out random things, at the wrong time.

I am the girl that never watches things like American Idol.

I am the girl that wants a kindle, not a cell phone or music player.

I am the girl that asks you the same thing for seven days before remembering she already asked you that.

I am the girl that would rather talk about Pokemon, or Invader Zim, or POM, or animea and manga, then singers.

I am the girl that sticks up for people like Justin Beiber, saying things like "He is not a bad singer, I am just not crazy about him. You have no right to be mean like that, or say he is gay. He is PERFECTLY normal."

I am the girl that stick up for people, when no one else does.

I am the girl that likes Twilight, and is always telling people that it is a good book series, and that she is on Team Bella, and that she is not INSANE about it.

I am the girl that judges people by who they are, not by their looks.

I am the STRANGE girl that says gay people have rights too, and to stop making gay jokes.

I am the girl that has a speech problem, that everyone thinks is SO FUNNY.

I am the girl that enjoys being who I am.

I have a special power. I know that the people that like me, are the ones that can look inside a person.

I am proud to be "That one strange kid." Because I , am ME. Something nobody can copy.

Copy and paste if you are proud to be strange! And add your name to the list: Amy2421, Invader Michelle

SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!

One Nation, 'Under God.'
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes..
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one!
(You Go Girl!)
FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT

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I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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