TheCondescendingSeal
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The Games They Play by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Thirty-Four year old Harry Potter travels back in time, adopting the name of Blake Slytherin - he interferes with his own trial and messes with Dumbledore's perfectly laid plans. What happens afterwards? will Blake have bitten off more than he can chew? Will it be left to Harry to do what needs to be done? SLASH HP/? BS/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 160,585 - Reviews: 3588 - Favs: 5,179 - Follows: 6,365 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/17/2015 - Harry P.
Positively Marauder by Well.done.you reviews
These are the conversations that I am sure that the mauraders(and the rest of that era) had. The years are going to be messed up, so sorry. Reviews tell me to keep going ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Lily Evans P., Marauders
Twist of Fate by James018 reviews
The effect a twist of fate can have… Instead of Malfoy, Harry meets someone else at Madam Malkin's, someone who causes him to question the wizarding world more. What happens when Gryffindor boldness meets Slytherin shrewdness? A tale for the ages, of course. No bashing. Discontinued, pending rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,111 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Fire of Promethius (A next generation story) by Ravenclawgirl11 reviews
The story of the boy who lived was over. Everyone thought that the coming years would be fulfilling and harmonious. But a new enemy is rising, with the power to match the dark lord. The villain will strip the wizards of the most important thing in their lives. Four kids at Hogwarts will tell the story. Danger is coming, Scorpius, Rose, Albus, and Grace, must be ready to fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 2/20/2016 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] OC, Albus S. P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35023 - Favs: 24,911 - Follows: 18,607 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Free Life by fake a smile reviews
Sequel to Taking Control. Harry starts taking the fight to the Death Eaters as the Order members are forced to make some very difficult decisions. Will Dumbledore see the benefit of working with Harry or continue to try to keep him out of the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,568 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 3,677 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Of Nappies and Milk by Cerethiel reviews
Sirius Black was never much of a baby guy. Yet one night, he is asked to baby-sit little Harry. This shall be a tedious night, but it is a task that he, Greatest Godfather ever to live, must achieve in order to undertake the long road to perfection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,196 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Argument by James018 reviews
My idea of the argument between Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin that preceded Slytherin leaving the school, and how a thousand years of hearsay might have twisted Slytherin's intentions from honourable to sinister.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
The Half Blood Prince by dozygirl reviews
Post OotP. It's Harry's sixth year and there's a strange new group trying to get his attention. There's also a new prophecy about the Half Blood Prince and the truth abouth his own heritage for him to deal with. H/? R/Hr Non-humans, no slash, no horcruxes
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,608 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P.
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 263 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 454 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Taking Control by fake a smile reviews
It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 523,307 - Reviews: 3067 - Favs: 7,321 - Follows: 3,763 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 3,812 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Orphan: Book One by SafirePhoenix reviews
Uninspiring title aside, this story includes mischief, mayhem, and a lot of humor. Harry Potter returns to the Wizarding World with a chip on his shoulder and a few smart-mouthed sidekicks. Slytherin really is the only option in that case, and Hogwarts had better watch out. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,696 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z., Theodore N.
An End to Fate's Debt: Fate Worse Than Death by Intromit reviews
An alternative ending to the GoF arc of Fate's Debt. What would have happened if Ginny had woken?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Devil’s Apprentice by Letishia reviews
At the age of 7, Harry Potter disappeared. 10 years later, the world is in turmoil. The Order of the Phoenix struggles to survive as the Dark Lord reveals his mysterious Apprentice. Is all hope lost or is it lurking in the most unlikely places? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Harry P.
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 221 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
Closet Bohemia by Raine Lionheart reviews
Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,351 - Follows: 191 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Only Time by Rynne Lupin reviews
Chapter eighteen up! After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry is tired. He is offered the chance to rest, relax, and have fun…by going back in time to 1977 and becoming his parents' DADA teacher. But things don't stay relaxing for very long...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,580 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Harry P., James P.
To Make Them Proud by Rynne Lupin reviews
Regulus just wants to be respected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2004
The Shattering of Souls by Ruskbyte reviews
Sequel to The Well of Shadows. Harry's seventh and final year at Hogwarts. Unfortunately an attack leads to Harry's death before the year even begins. With Ginny unable to access the Order's power, can the wizarding world survive without their savior?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 351 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Ginny W., Sirius B.
The Well of Shadows by Ruskbyte reviews
Completed Sequel to The Order of the Phoenix. Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts has begun and with it a mix of friends and enemies, old and new, an ominous prophecy, great battles, and a pair of truly crazy DADA teachers. All hell is about to break loose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 234,689 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Order of the Phoenix by Ruskbyte reviews
*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,469 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Cockroach reviews
The true story behind the film, revealed for the first time. It all comes down to the cockroach. (The name of the cockroach, though not mentioned in the film, is Hal).
WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Hal - Complete