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Hi my name is Izzi and I am 14 years old. I am...

a Bookworm

a Eco freak

a Vegiterean

a Animal lover

a Straight A- student

If you are wondering what my pen name (somnioarboris) is, I shall tell you. In latin, Somnio means to dream and arboris means tree's or of a tree. so my pen name is 'to dream of a tree' I know it's sort of strange but hey, I'm strange. (technically I should use the noun 'dream' and it should mean 'a tree's dream' but hey, who cares about grammar?)

weird & fun copy this things:

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

(You know you fell for it!)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile. we're insane together

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

LGTB stats: (Lesbian, Gay, Transsexual, Bisexual)

1. 5 of America's high school students identify as lesbian or gay

2. 39 of LGBT students report being verbally or physically assaulted, often with a weapon and transgender students reported physical harassment 30 more than students that identified as lesbian, gay, or bisexual.

3. 1 out of 3 LGBT students skipped school in the past month because they were simply too afraid to go.

4. 75. 4 of students heard derogatory remarks such as "faggot" or "dyke" frequently or often at school, and nearly nine out of ten (89.2) reported hearing "that's so gay" or "you're so gay" - meaning stupid or worthless- frequently or often.

5. Over a third (37.8) of students experienced physical harassment at school on the basis of sexual orientation and more than a quarter (26.1) on the basis of their gender expression. Nearly one-fifth (17.6) of students had been physically assaulted because of their sexual orientation and over a tenth (11.8) because of their gender expression.

6. GBT students were five times more likely to report having skipped school in the last month because of safety concerns than the general population of students.

If you are straight and accept LGTB people copy and paste this on to your profile. If you aren't one of those bitches/bastards who use those words or harass LGTB students copy this on to your profile. to find out more go to: www.glsen.com (Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, somnioarboris

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own world copy this onto your profile

If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile

If you've ever crashed into a wall while on a sugar high copy this onto your profile

If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room copy this onto your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway copy this onto your profile

If your the kind of person that walks into a door or wall then apologizes to it copy this onto your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write 'Edward Cullen is hot' on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when your evil, malicious best friend/cousin comes to visit for two weeks from across the country and gets you completely and utterly obsessed and addicted to a totally awesome book about vampires that you never thought you would like! Crazy is when on career day I said I was going to move to move to Greece the day I graduate and live on a beach writing stories on the back of paper bags and my best friend asked if she could come too. Crazy is sitting in your room, imagining a Twilight character dancing and actually laughing out loud. Crazy is when you still have hour-long conversations with your favorite stuffed animal that you have had since you where 5. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

(I haven't done ALL those things, though I have done most, I'm not obsessed with Edward for one thing, but I have done most of those things and the last one is mine.)

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Crushed Hearts reviews
During New Moon. Bella meets Amy who is sort of depressed, but not rely in the same way Bella is. They help each other make an attempt to continue their so called'lives'and discover how much more there is to thier pasts. includes vampires,of coarse. R&R
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