Rachel Berry Quotes

Season 2, Episode 20: "Prom Queen"

Will: We're performing at prom.
Rachel: I'm doing Run, Joey, Run!

Jesse: They say that the best time to start any business is during a recession. I don't know why or even what a recession is, but it's my understanding that we're in one.
Rachel: He's so smart, I can't believe he flunked out of college.

Rachel: All I ask is that whomever I choose, that you be as supportive of him as I've been of you and Quinn even though I'm dying everyday inside.

Season 2, Episode 19: "Rumours"

Rachel: We need you Sam and you need the music.

Season 2, Episode 18: "Born This Way"

Rachel: Is she here?
Kurt: This is a mall in Ohio!

Rachel: It's less Hebraic and more Fabray-ic.

Rachel: Are you suggesting I get a nose job?
Doctor: You're sixteen right? That's when I gave my daughters theirs. It's like a right of passage for Jewish girls.

Season 2, Episode 16: "Original Song"

Finn: Break a leg.
Rachel: Last time we were here you told me you loved me.

Rachel: He chose me over you.
Quinn: And how long did that last for?
Rachel: Why are you being so mean?

Season 2, Episode 15: "Sexy"

Rachel: It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink!

Season 2, Episode 14: "Blame It on the Alcohol"

Rachel: Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person.

Rachel: Blaine and I have a lot in common.
Kurt: A sentiment expressed by many a hag by many dating a gay.

Rachel [to Blaine: Your face tastes awesome.

Rachel: Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world.

Rachel: Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything!

Rachel: I've never even had a drink.
Finn: Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.

Finn: It's not emotional or good or...
Rachel: It sucks.
Finn: Yeah.

Season 2, Episode 13: "Comeback"

Rachel: As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I don't think that song is good enough for regionals.

Brittany: What is that look called?
Rachel: Sexy school girl librarian chic.

Rachel: Why are my leg warmers on your arms?
Brittany: I got cold.

Season 2, Episode 12: "Silly Love Songs"

Rachel [to Santana: The only job you are going to have is working on a pole!

Rachel: She's prettier than me.
Finn: Would you stop? ... You're beautiful.

Rachel: Now I'm free to pursue my dreams without anything holding me back.

Season 2, Episode 11: "The Sue Sylvester Bowl Shuffle"

Rachel: As offended as I am by their presence here, I won't let anything get in the way of a performance.

Season 2, Episode 10: "A Very Glee Christmas"

Rachel: Whether it's a heart attack or heartbreak, just like Broadway, the show must go on.

Rachel: I'm very specific when I give a gift. You don't know how many kittens I gave away because they just weren't right.

Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.

Season 2, Episode 9: "Special Education"

Rachel: You said you'd never break up with me.
Finn: I never thought you'd make me feel like this.

Rachel: Have you been working out? Your arms seem bigger.
Puck: It's the steroids.

Puck: Are you okay?
Rachel: Why are you talking to me? Are you gonna steal something from me?

Season 2, Episode 7: "The Substitute"

Rachel: Now class I want you to all go around and discuss what songs they like to hear me perform at sectionals.
Santana: You know what!!! *starts yelling*
Rachel: *Screams*

Rachel: At least I didn't fall and break my talent.

Mini Rachel: I for one think we should use our set list for Sectionals to start exploring the oeuvre of Bernadette Peters.
Mini Brittany: Someday, I'm gonna go to Paris and visit the oeuvre.

Season 2, Episode 4: "Duets"

Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.

Rachel [to Kurt: I know you're lonely, but you're not alone.

Rachel: I think you and I are more similar than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

Rachel: I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me.
Finn: Yeah. But I still like you.

Season 2, Episode 2: "Britney/Brittany"

Brittany: Next week, I'm gonna be performing a musical number by Ke$ha.

Rachel: The only way this relationship is gonna work is if we're both losers.

Finn: They're personifying you.
Rachel: Objecting.

Season 2, Episode 2: "Britney/Brittany"

Rachel: I look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes me and I attack them.

Finn: How do you feel about me not being on the football team anymore?
Rachel: I kinda like it. I don't have to fantasize about what song I'd sing at your bedside if you got paralyzed.

Season 2, Episode 1: "Audition"

Rachel: Kurt, I need to talk to you about something.
Kurt: Oh, please not another pregnancy.
Rachel: Kurt, we have a lot more in common than you think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.

Rachel: We need chorus glee club members, people to stand behind me with wet eyes while I sing solos.

Finn: Rachel is what you'd call a controlist.
Rachel: I'm controlling. Controlist isn't a word.

Season 1, Episode 22: "Journey"

Rachel: We don't care what the judges say: we won. Because we had you as a teacher.

Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.

Season 1, Episode 21: "Funk"

Rachel: Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother's of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge.

Rachel: Do it. Break it like you broke my heart.

Season 1, Episode 20: "Theatricality"

Rachel: My dads are moving my therapist into our spare room.

Season 1, Episode 20: "Theatricality"

Rachel: When I was little and I was sad, my dads would bring me a glass of water. It got to a point where I didn't know if I was sad or thirsty.

Season 1, Episode 19: "Dream On"

Rachel: I came in first place.
Jesse: You were eight months old.
Rachel: I was very musically verbal.

Rachel: Do you wanna hear my research that proves my mother is Bernadette Peters?

Season 1, Episode 18: "Laryngitis"

Rachel: I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.

Rachel: I have chosen Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" because it's about overcoming obstacles and beating the odds. In my case, the obstacle is you: my lackluster teammates who refuse to carry their own weight.

Season 1, Episode 17: "Bad Reputation"

Puck: Jesse will never fully know what it means like to be a Jew.
Rachel: I'm ironically turned on by your bad boy image, but let's keep this professional.
Puck: I'm outta here. Why should I stay if there's no chance of making out?

Rachel: Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous.

Rachel: In this age of celebrity sex tapes, a good reputation does no good at all.

Season 1, Episode 15: "The Power of Madonna"

Rachel: I really don't feel comfortable talking about this with Rabbi Greenburg. Aren't you a guidance counselor?

Jesse: It's not big deal.
Rachel: For a girl it is.

Season 1, Episode 14: "Hell-O"

Rachel: It will be the kind of heartbreak that girls like me hold for the rest of their lives. Like Barbara in "The Way We Were."

Rachel: Good luck winning without me.
Kurt: Everyone is replaceable, even you.

Rachel: We know our Romeo and Juliet romance will be an issue. But our true respect for each other's talent will carry us through.

Rachel [to Finn: I'm the only person in your life that knows you, and accepts you for who you are.

Rachel: My personality, though exciting and full of personality, isn't exactly low-maintenance.

Season 1, Episode 13: "Sectionals"

Rachel: You're amazing, Mercedes, and you deserve it. I'm gonna hug you now.

Rachel: [to Quinn] I'm so sorry. I fully understand if you want to beat me up. Just avoid my nose.

Rachel: [to Quinn] Hey, I know it's not my place, but have you had the doctor run the full genetic test panel on your unborn child. I only ask because my cousin Leon and his wife got pregnant and then they found that he was a carrier for Tay-Sachs.

Rachel: I've never told you this before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense.

Season 1, Episode 12: "Mattress"

Rachel: Aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business.

Season 1, Episode 12: "Mattress"

Rachel: I insist on only being shot from the left side.

Rachel: School pictures are everything to me. They're great practice for the paparazzi.

Season 1, Episode 11: "Hairography"

Rachel: I thought we were friends.
Kurt: What made you think that?

Rachel: We have nothing to be afraid of.

Season 1, Episode 10: "Ballad"

Rachel: I need a man that can keep up with me intellectually and creatively.

Rachel: Every time you wear it, you can think of me and the star you're helping me become.

Rachel: When I'm singing with him, it's like I'm seeing him for the first time. And what I'm seeing is super, super cute.

Rachel: I've never noticed this before because he's always trying to destroy my career, but Mr. Schu has really pretty eyes.

Season 1, Episode 9: "Wheels"

Rachel: People just don't like me.
Finn: You might wanna work on that.

Rachel: Maybe one of these days you'll find a way to create teachable moments without ruining my life.

Season 1, Episode 9: "Wheels"

Rachel [on Defying Gravity: It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ring tone.

Season 1, Episode 8: "Mash-Up"

Rachel: Your arms are lovely. But I just don't see us working out.

Puck: Wanna make out?
Rachel: Sure!

Season 1, Episode 7: "Throwdown"

Rachel: Fellow glee clubbers, it would be an honor to show you how a real storm out is done. I encourage you to follow my lead.

Mercedes: Can we try something a little more black?
Rachel: It's glee club. Not crunk club.

Season 1, Episode 6: "Vitamin D"

Rachel: I'm sorry for calling you contemptible and deplorable.
Finn: That's okay. I didn't even know what those words meant.

Rachel: We were just taking a lesson from Major League Baseball. It's not cheating if everyone does it.

Rachel: I'm gonna start calling you F-Rod!

Rachel [to Quinn: You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Season 1, Episode 5: "The Rhodes Not Taken"

Rachel: I realized being a star didn't make me as special as being your friend.

Season 1, Episode 5: "The Rhodes Not Taken"

Rachel: Yes, I am back in glee club. In lieu of flowers, please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice.

Finn: I'm sleeping with him.
Rachel: So am I.
Finn: This play is weird.
Rachel: That's Mr. Ryerson's favorite line.

Season 1, Episode 4: "Preggers"

Rachel: I thought I made it very clear that anything from West Side Story goes to me.

Season 1, Episode 3: "Acafellas"

Rachel: We're gonna win because we're different. That what makes us special.

Season 1, Episode 2: "Showmance"

Rachel: Girls want sex just as much as guys do!

Rachel: I tried, but I don't have a gag reflex.
Emma: When you're older, that will turn out to be a gift.

Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"

Rachel: I won my first dance competition when I was three

months old.

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