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The Dimness of Edward by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! Oneshot. Bella's on her period, and she doesn't want Edward to know, but he is making that surprisngly difficult. And how is it possible that he can't figure out what's wrong when he's as old as he is? PreEclipse. R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Inevitable by 2gsdip reviews
-Eclipse in Edward's POV- I stared menacingly at my adversary. She wanted so desperately to end my reason for existence. A love for a love. But that would never happen. If my angel’s heart were to stop beating it would be at my hands and my hands alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 158,577 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Waiting for Dawn by Alice laughed reviews
Post Eclipse, my version. Now complete. Second place at the Twilight Awards for best alternate Breaking Dawn. Y'all are the best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,561 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Romeo and Juliet Had It Easy by Q.S reviews
Hermione is spending the summer with the Malfoys. Perfect. But during the course of the summer Juliet Malfoy has a genious idea. If Romeo and Juliet came from fighting sides and fell in love, why not Draco and Hermione? They just need a happier ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,042 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love Notes by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Snape and the Valentine's Day Lingerie by Sasook94 reviews
ON Valentine's Day Snape is sent a mysterious package. Who could've sent it! My very first submission! Please don't be too hard on me in your reviews. Takes place around 6th book but pretend Sirius is alive
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Severus S., Albus D.
I Love You by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to Thirteen Reasons Why. Bella recieves her chance to tell Edward the thirteen reasons why she loves him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
After the Eclipse by kodakuramac reviews
This is set after Eclipse ends. Eclipse spoilers! Bella and Edward get ready for the upcoming wedding and fulfillment of other promises. First Fanfic! I'm writing this for my Edward/Bella fix until the release of Breaking Dawn!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,363 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Transforming by Panda513 reviews
Post-Eclipse. Bella's transforming into a vampire. Bella, Edward, and all of the Cullens' reactions during her painful transformation. Different point of views in different chapters, first up Bella. R&R! Edward's POV pt1 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,721 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Edward, Bella
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Pulse by BlueBlood359 reviews
A ghostly hush filled the room. The only sound heard was the shrill screeching of the heart monitor. " Come on," I whispered. Then we heard the one sound we had all been waiting for, the consistant beeping that indicated a heartbeat.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
Marriage by Madame Meg reviews
“Also, as you may or may not know, if you don't use protection during sexual activities now a days, it can kill you. Let me clarify myself for you, Edward. I am that protection, and I will kill you.” Charlie sets some ‘rules’ for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Afternoon Tea with Lord Voldemort by Greasy Slimeballs reviews
[one shot] To Harry and Co.: Welcome to the Tea Party of Lord Voldemort, but would rather be called Tom. Meet us on Saturday for a tea party with Umbridge, Peter, Bellatrix, and...me! A story that's filled with humor and pure idiocy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete