Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...hi. My name is (loud truck rides past) and I am obsessed with fanfiction. It's as simple as that. I hope you like my stories!

Name: Like I'm gonna tell you.

Gender: Fine. I'll say it. Female. (which ROCKS)

Favorite Color: Blue. (which also ROCKS)

Age: Hmm. Let's see. 4836? No, no, that can't be right...

Favorite Books: Maximum Ride (but the 4th book was TOO short, the 5th is...eh, and the 6th is almost forcing me to put it down), Artemis Fowl, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Midnighters, Molly Moon, Harry Potter, Peeps, The Last Days, Night World Series, The Darkest Powers Series, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicolas Flamel, Dark Visions, Shiver, Hush Hush, Cirque du Freak, Uglies, Oh My Gods (not exactly in this order) and many more...

Favorite Bands: Three Days Grace, Nickelback, The Mitch Hansen Band, Off the Beat, Wheatus, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weezer, Alanis Morissette, The All-American Rejects, Coldplay, Cascada, Evanescense others who I'm too lazy too remember...

My DeviantART counterpart:

My buddy: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1884121/nightfall26 Go check out her stories!!

Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Moderate

Schizotypal: High

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Moderate

Narcissistic: Low

Avoidant: Moderate

Dependent: Moderate

Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If running around the house dancing and singing is a daily activity, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON and ECLIPSE over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

AACIBD--Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder--except Rosalie--but then again who (besides Emmett) likes her?

AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome.

If you truly believe, there is an Jacob Black somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Jacob Black), copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you can't decide whether Anime or Manga is better, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you can't think of good "Copy and Paste" jokes...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Christine should have left Raoul for the Phantom because Raoul's a pansy, copy this into your profile.

100 of the people who read this copy and paste this into their profile. If you think that you're part of the percentage that's not even there that think they wouldn't copy and paste this into their profile, then copy and paste this into your profile. (huh?)

If you think Twilight is a ripped-off version of the Night World Series, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are the greatest thing in the world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think books are the best creation known to man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Boys are like slinkeys; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love...

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry Barbie, you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On the same package of nuts: WARNING! Contains nuts!

On a box of sleep medicine: WARNING! May cause drowziness (well. there goes my plans.)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Chris. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Chris.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh even harder.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

The world is cruel... get used to it!

If you’re paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!!

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

A rejected invention: INSTANT WATER!! (Just add water)

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

I’m the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

Don’t follow in my footsteps; I walk into walls.

Help!Ican’tfindthespacebar!!

I hear voices. They say you're a threat.

When all else fails, blow stuff up.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Good friends pick you up when you fall. Best friends made you fall in the first place.

Whoever said nothing was impossible didn't try slamming a revolving door.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? Well, there's only 4 long paragraphs. Haha, you bolded command, you FAIL.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Empty styrofoam container of noodles :D

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? ...hm. Mythbusters?

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 5:something

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 5:54

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Ipod. Playing some funky techno music.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Out of the bus (earlier today). Running like hell, because they gave me my PAPER art project back and it's RAINING. gerhehrt.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? "Being 14 is Tough". GO READ IT. RAWR.

9. What are you wearing? PANTALONES, unos camisa azul, y unos calcetines blancos :)

10. Did you dream last night? No D; But a while ago I dreamt my friend came back from California and she had no forearm. She had a stump!

11. When did you last laugh? Few minutes ago, cuz I was faking strangle my cousin, who got out of school today. DARN YOU.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Baby stencil stuff XD This room was supposed to be for baby-me. Now it's the "Computer Room". Oh, so original.

13. Seen anything weird lately? My friends fall into that category, so yes.

14. What do you think of this quiz? Thoughtful things.

15. What is the last film you saw? Uuhhhh...ummmmwebghgggdseerterrrrrrrrr I dunno.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Make someone else manage my money for me. I CAN'T BE TRUSTED. But I would end up buying many, many books. And anime. And then some for charity. And that little house surrounded by rice fields in the Philippines that my mom's always wanted.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I will put my cheek on your shoulder in times of danger. It's a warning mechanism.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Stuff.

19. Do you like to dance? DO I like to dance?

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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RIP My cat Charlie TT~TT You are still loved