Naruto is the famous cat burglar Kyuubi, Sasuke's a little obsessed with Kyuubi, Gaara likes killing people, Neji's a spy? What will happen when Naruto and Co. pull off their biggest heist yet? -- AU, slight hiatus

My Naru-chan" The Almost 2 Year Old Gaara Said Possessively On Azami's Lap As She Helped Him Hold Month Old Naruto. Azami Had To Swallow A Laugh As She Watched The Kazekage's Face Turn Red With Anger. Gaara Was So Cute, Beating Everyone Away With His Sand

Gaara was 17 was he was turned into a vampire by his older lover, Neji. Now, in the present, he is forced to live alone among hundreds of humans. What will happen when a cute little blond boy moves in next door? Rated M for I think I will add this lemon

Bra realises that she is in love with her Uncle Goku & as the days go by,her fantasies of him become sicker and desperate, until one day she decides to bring them to life... Badsum, R&R people. WARNING Contains LEMON.