Name: Maori-girl

Age: 18

Gender: F

Likes: Art, Music, Dancing, Reading fanfic with Naruto in it, Cooking and taking care of my family, Video Games, Movies, Anime, Cartoons, Slash/Yaoi with Naruto as the uke

Dislikes: Waking up in the morning, Assignments, and abuses

Anime's: Naruto, Katekyo-Hitman-Reborn, 07 Ghost, Bleach, Fairy Tail, One piece, D-gray man, Kuroko no basket, Guilty Crown, Senki Zesshou Symphogear

Movie's: Transformers, Rush hour, Tyler Perry Madea, Predators, Aliens, AVP, Avengers, Iron-man, Spider-man

T.V Show's: Glee, My wife and Kids, House of Payne, Meet the Browns, George Lopez, Friends, Shake it up, The suit life of Zack and Cody, That's so Raven, Kickin-it, A.N.T Farm

Book's: Harry Potter, Lord Of The Rings, The Hobbit

Game's: Sonic/Shadow the hedgehog, Super-Smash-Bro, Tekken, Dead or Alive, Soul Caliber, Devil May Cry, Halo, RVB, Okami

Favorites Character in the world: Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze / Naruko Uzumaki-Namikaze

Favorites Crossovers: Any and Naruto

Favorited Pairing: Harem & Naru-Chan

Please Read

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Female Pick Up Lines, if you have one, add it!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Have I seen you someplace before.
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: So how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body's like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: Could you stay there?

Man: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together.
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put f and u together.

Man: I'd do anything for you.
Woman: Does that include leaving?

Man: You eyes are the most beautiful shade of... (insert color here)
Woman: And your eyes are the most horrible shade of black.

Man: My eyes aren't black.
Woman: Keep talking to me and they will be!

Man: You truly are something.
Woman: So are you. I just wonder what that something is.

Man: Come on, what do you see when you look at me?
Woman: Someone who can't take a hint!

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

I LOVE GOD!!!

When your home alone & someone knocks on your door.
10% say "Who is it?"
64% looks through the peep hole.
25% open the door.
1% Crawls around on the ground like a ninja
and looks through the window very quietly to make
sure it isn't a masked murderer.
Copy and paste this on your profile if you're that 1%